How To Tell if You're a Tanki Pro

[LaserShark 2,095]

Hello Tankers!

 

I have come up with a simple (very simple, in fact) questionnaire, to help you figure out whether or not you are, in fact, among the elite group of Tanki players known as "pros". From this day forward you shall be properly educated on whether or not you may refer to yourself as a true pro.

 

 

Questionnaire :

 

Question 1: Has Tanki or Alternativa Studios ever paid your salary, your living expenses or even your rent, for the act of playing their game. Has Tanki even given you any cash whatsoever for your exploits in their game?

 

 

 

Questionnaire complete! Have you answered "no" to any of the above questions? Then you are, NOT in fact a "pro". Looks like your stuck in the same group as the rest of us, sorry.    :\

 

 

 

 

 

pro·fes·sion·al

[prəˈfeSHənl]

ADJECTIVE

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   of, relating to, or connected with a profession:

   
   "young professional people"
   

   
   

   synonyms: white-collar · nonmanual

   
   

   
   

   
   
   
   
   
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   (of a person) engaged in a specified activity as one's main paid occupation rather than as a pastime:

   
   "a professional boxer"
   

   
   

   synonyms: paid  · salaried

   
   

    

   
   

    

   
   

                                    --Oxford Dictionary

   
   

   
   

   
   
   
   
   

Edited August 7, 2015 by LaserShark

[hhgb 2,655]

Question 1: Has Tanki or Alternativa Studios ever paid your salary, your living expenses or even your rent, for the act of playing their game. Has Tanki even given you any cash whatsoever for your exploits in their game?

Only top Star Ladder teams.

 

 

Railgun is only for pros? Why do I see noobs who can't turn the turret on top of score charts?

[LaserShark 2,095]

Only top Star Ladder teams.

 

 

Railgun is only for pros? Why do I see noobs who can't turn the turret on top of score charts?

Question 1:

No, Tanki lies, Railgun is for all with enough crystals.

Question 2:

Drugs.

[sahl_super 157]

Use  many Drugs you have then become Pro :D

[hhgb 2,655]

Use  many Drugs you have then become Pro :D

All pro athletes use them, right? They cost money, and who has money? Pro athletes!

[DanTheKiller1 2,889]

 

 

 

 

Seriously,what you said makes no sense

If I go on 1v1 with a Pro Starladder top player and I beat him,that still doesnt make me a pro?

Edited August 7, 2015 by DanTheKiller1

[LaserShark 2,095]

 

 

 

Seriously,what you said makes no sense

If I go on 1v1 with a Pro Starladder top player and I beat him,that still doesnt make me a pro?

Ding ding ding! That would be correct!

[ariking777 940]

 

Hello Tankers!

 

I have come up with a simple (very simple, in fact) questionnaire, to help you figure out whether or not you are, in fact, among the elite group of Tanki players known as "pros". From this day forward you shall be properly educated on whether or not you may refer to yourself as a true pro.

 

 

Questionnaire :

 

Question 1: Has Tanki or Alternativa Studios ever paid your salary, your living expenses or even your rent, for the act of playing their game. Has Tanki even given you any cash whatsoever for your exploits in their game?

 

 

 

Questionnaire complete! Have you answered "no" to any of the above questions? Then you are, NOT in fact a "pro". Looks like your stuck in the same group as the rest of us, sorry.    :\

 

 

 

 

 

pro·fes·sion·al

[prəˈfeSHənl]

ADJECTIVE

1. of, relating to, or connected with a profession:

   "young professional people"

   synonyms: white-collar · nonmanual
2. (of a person) engaged in a specified activity as one's main paid occupation rather than as a pastime:

   "a professional boxer"

   synonyms: paid  · salaried

    

    

                                    --Oxford Dictionary

 

You apparently do not know International Phonetic Alphabet :D In IPA, the word Professional is written /prəˈfɛʃənəl/ :) Learn a bit and then talk.

[hhgb 2,655]

You apparently do not know International Phonetic Alphabet :D In IPA, the word Professional is written /prəˈfɛʃənəl/ :) Learn a bit and then talk.

No habla espanol

[Capable 4,614]

Hello Tankers!

 

I have come up with a simple (very simple, in fact) questionnaire, to help you figure out whether or not you are, in fact, among the elite group of Tanki players known as "pros". From this day forward you shall be properly educated on whether or not you may refer to yourself as a true pro.

 

 

Questionnaire :

 

Question 1: Has Tanki or Alternativa Studios ever paid your salary, your living expenses or even your rent, for the act of playing their game. Has Tanki even given you any cash whatsoever for your exploits in their game?

 

 

 

Questionnaire complete! Have you answered "no" to any of the above questions? Then you are, NOT in fact a "pro". Looks like your stuck in the same group as the rest of us, sorry.    :\

 

 

 

 

 

pro·fes·sion·al

 

 

[prəˈfeSHənl]

 

ADJECTIVE

 

•  

   

  of, relating to, or connected with a profession:

  "young professional people"

   

  synonyms: white-collar · nonmanual

   

   

   

•  

   

  (of a person) engaged in a specified activity as one's main paid occupation rather than as a pastime:

  "a professional boxer"

   

  synonyms: paid  · salaried

   

   

                                   --Oxford Dictionary

lol.

[hhgb 2,655]

lol.

lol

[ariking777 940]

No habla espanol

I'm not Spanish :D

[ArcticCow 454]

Why is Tanki giving us money makes us pro? The heck logic is that?

[drazeruzumaki 5,021]

Why is Tanki giving us money makes us pro? The heck logic is that?

same  :huh:

u mean a game tester or somthing?? tanki will pay us if we win something like star series B)

[CockneyLad 31]

Well tanki pays us in crystals for playing, and crystals are basically a form of currency for them, soooooooooo we're all pro's YAHHHHHHHH

[LaserShark 2,095]

Why is Tanki giving us money makes us pro? The heck logic is that?

Logic based on the real meaning of the word 'pro', or its non shortened form, 'professional'.

[jokersus.cava 1,503]

I once tried to buy crystals, but my purchase got rejected and I got my money back. #ProConfirmed

Edited August 7, 2015 by jokersus.cava

[dilsharox 2,395]

ture but this topic makes me laugh :lol:  :lol:

[LaserShark 2,095]

I once tried to buy crystals, but my purchase got rejected and I got my money back. #ProConfirmed

XD, your wallet has survived to live another day.

[falcosenna1 8,320]

Question 1: Has Tanki or Alternativa Studios ever paid your salary, your living expenses or even your rent, for the act of playing their game. Has Tanki even given you any cash whatsoever for your exploits in their game?

Why would a game pay their players for playing everyday?  :blink: You can earn some money if you join a nice clan and become first in a weekend cup on StarLadder or by playing in StarSeries and achieving a place in the top 4. 

 

As for the rest of your topic, it's quite pointless.

 

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