[Forum Game] He Ded/He No Ded

[TriNitroToIuene 4,765]

While coming out, he grazed his thigh on the shark's pointed teeth, unaware that the shark had previously eaten a poisonous eel for breakfast. He ded.

[sonofchrysalis3 3,719]

He grazed his thigh on the tooth but didn't break the skin, and the eel was only poisonous if you're an oak tree. He "no ded".

[projectkronos 24]

But then he was hit by space junk. He ded.

[Penguin40 1,714]

But he actually hit the International Space Station, and he entered it he no ded. 

[TriNitroToIuene 4,765]

At that time, the ISS ran out of oxygen. He ded

Edited August 16, 2015 by TriNitroToIuene

[Penguin40 1,714]

You said "He no ded" when you should have said "he ded". Anyways, he entered another spacestation and reached earth. 

[louispoo123 23]

But the Spacestation broke down and he ded 

 

 

OMG i don't understand the ded meaning XD (I think u mean't Died?)

Anyway. 

Edited August 16, 2015 by louispoo123

[Penguin40 1,714]

He opened a parachute he no ded.

[projectkronos 24]

Parachutes don't work in space so he ded.

[TriNitroToIuene 4,765]

Space has no gravity. He no ded.

[Penguin40 1,714]

Wait, the spacestation crashed on Earth! He ded.

[sonofchrysalis3 3,719]

And then a great big ring-tailed lemur swooped down from Jupiter wearing a raincoat and put the guy in a bubble made of Styrofoam, which he lowered gently into a grassy plain just outside of a small rural town in Kansas. The man was picked up by local police and helped to the hospital, where the doctors declared him perfectly unharmed. He was then escorted home, where he will live happily with his family for the rest of his life.

 

He "no ded".

[1XeroX1 13]

When suddently Thor throws hes hammer thourgh the window and hits hes head, Thor yells:"BOM, HAMMERHEADED!"

 

He ded

[havasi.geri 0]

But he was Loki, so it was just a hologramme, and the hammer went throgh without any damage.

 

He no ded.

[projectkronos 24]

But then Odin gave him a godly spanking for being such a punk! He ded.

[zaintahir 458]

wait shoudn't that be for loki?

whatever

he got is his car and went to the city,he no ded

[Penguin40 1,714]

I'm the no ded guy but anyways...

 

He was hit by a car and he hit a mine. Car blew up he ded.

[projectkronos 24]

But he wasn't wearing a seatbelt, so the impact throws him from the car before he explodes. He no ded.

[PetertheGeniusGamer 74]

But da spanking doesn't hurt. No ded

[Anonono 1,233]

But he wasn't wearing a seatbelt, so the impact throws him from the car before he explodes. He no ded.

However, he was flying so high he crashed into a glass building. He ded.

[Penguin40 1,714]

But he actually entered the building because that window was broken. He no ded.

[projectkronos 24]

But he was sliced to ribbons by the broken glass. He ded.

[TriNitroToIuene 4,765]

Broken in the sense that there was absolutely no glass on the window. He no ded.

[Penguin40 1,714]

Why ded again?

 

Anyways, he hit a bomb and detonated he ded.

[NewbieCake 3,067]

But he had flak jacket on! He no ded.