Pickup Line - Have Any ? =p

[drazeruzumaki 5,021]

when i look at u, u remind me of a monkey i always wanted to adopt..

 

 

the girl will pick u up.....really up :ph34r:

 

 

[B.R.A.V.E 734]

when i look at u, u remind me of a monkey i always wanted to adopt..

 

 

the girl will pick u up.....really up :ph34r:

 

 

xD xD

[drazeruzumaki 5,021]

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.

Do You Like Water? Then you Already Like 73% of me.

If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber.

Can you tell me directions?To Your Heart?

 

if u ask her a question then atleast give time to answer :P

[CantSleep 269]

I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

[dogm45 10,593]

You guys are funny!!! How to scare someone...........lol!!!! So, at what point to you deliver your pickup line? What would really be funny! Deliver all the pickup lines in a row and see which one work, or lets see if the person calls the cops......lol!!!!

Edited August 16, 2015 by dogm45

[B.R.A.V.E 734]

You guys are funny!!! How to scare someone...........lol!!!! So, at what point to you deliver your pickup line? What would really be funny! Deliver all the pickup lines in a row and see which one work, or lets see if the person calls the cops......lol!!!!

You are supposed to reach out to a person who doesnt think of herself as beauty queen , and say her any of the beautiful lines :P

she would smile ... thats a "yes, you are cute, take me to coffee" :P

 

kids these days -_-

[kingbilal70 35]

when i look at u, u remind me of a monkey i always wanted to adopt..

 

 

the girl will pick u up.....really up :ph34r:

 

 

dude ur the best man u acc made me laugh 

[Joshua16 780]

Hey girl are you the test server, because all you got seems too good to be true.

[drazeruzumaki 5,021]

Hey girl are you the test server, because all you got seems too good to be true.

:mellow: nice....lol...

[doughnut2100 763]

If you would be on the McDonalds menu, you would be McGorgeous.

[Joshua16 780]

[B.R.A.V.E 734]

xD xD ^

[personia 4,036]

Yes, I have many. No, you can't have them. Make some up yourself, lazy slob.

 

Get bumped.

Edited January 18, 2016 by personia

[Bydo 20,121]

when i look at u, u remind me of a monkey i always wanted to adopt..

 

 

the girl will pick u up.....really up :ph34r:

 

 

Medic

 

 

 

I don't need the Moon anymore, I have you!

If this sounds stupid, it's because I made it :c

 

 

I think this is slightly better version. "If you're a potato, you'd be a SWEET potato

priceless you will get far with these

 

 

for the others well there funny ....but still could do better..and these days just cause the girls don't look pretty they know they are smart and thats what wins in the end not the looks but the brains..

[TheGoldenTanker 4,951]

"Hi whats up? You smell nice"

I'm pretty sure you would get a smack in the face if you just went up to a random girl and said that :D

 

If not that, I'm pretty sure they'd tell you to f off :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

[marc.jp_44 20,837]

Are you Mount Everest? Because I just can't get over you ...

Are you Wi-Fi? Because I feel a connection ...

Are you oxygen? Because I can't live without you ...

[DanTheKiller1 2,889]

If you were my foot toe,I`d bang you on every piece of furniture

[Broly_LSS 202]

:33
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.
Works everytime.

 

jk xD

 

[drazeruzumaki 5,021]

If you were my foot toe,I`d bang you on every piece of furniture

 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) u said it bra