Other [Issue 40] The Unemployed Column #2

[TriNitroToIuene 4,765]

 

We're back with the second edition of the Unemployed Column! Obviously, since Vikingsrallentando can't stick his foot into Group 2, I'm presenting it for you this time around. Never fear, he's still written half the pieces! Anyway, we got an overwhelming reception to the previous jobs projected here before; here's a fresh wave of 'em for all the unemployed. Happy recruiting!

 

 

Butcher

The Press

 

Must love chicken and refuse to handle any other kind of meat. Vegetarians not allowed. Must flatter pork every day and must work under a boss going under the name of The Hog. Must steadfastly stick to the instructions given by the holy book - [Guide] How to Eat Chicken. Any truants will be fired immediately. Must prevent chickens from crossing the road at any cost and MUST write tributes to chicken by mentioning their name in the press section everyday. Must not eat the chickens you kill and MUST prepare it for your bosses - the reporters.

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Hospital Nurse

Somewhere in Dusseldorf

 

Preferably young, kind, and genuine (not the harmful) type of Isidas. All potentials will be required to pass a Karma check, speak clearly, and write legibly. Hornets and Wasps are common parasites to the facility, so those that use either of them will not be considered. Good skills to have would be feeding Mammoths, mending wounded Titans, speaking some sort of Scandinavian language in order to speak to the Vikings, and hunting, to get along with the Hunters of course! You won't tend to any Dictators, because who uses that? Try finding the hospital for the position.

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Bartender

The Help Site

 

Must be prepared to work unflexible hours, ranging from twenty-three to twenty-four hours a day. Must put up with all the grievances of tankers, be it a simple appeal against account hacking or a long-winded reminiscence about nostalgic days of romance. MUST know how to procrastinate by giving ticket numbers to complaints with promises to investigate later. Will be given supreme power to assign complaints at own discretion but must praise the game administration at all costs. Must have experience in calming angry, drunk tankers and dealing out treats like crystals from time to time to keep mouths shut.

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Gold Hunter

Tanki Vlog

 

Tanker! The game has not been seeing as frequent hunters as normal and we need your help to make sure we have someone to feature as the Gold Box Hunter of the Week. AT LEAST ONE of you need to play the game as much as possible in order to catch the most boxes. If you ever get lucky at the casino, you’ll be likely to get lucky in the game, so don’t hesitate to try for it if you do. Well, we don’t have anywhere to link you to, so just find the goldbox, catch it, and watch the Vlog every Friday!

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Which position are you going for?

Edited January 7, 2018 by Hexed

[Penguin40 1,714]

Me? Hospital Nurse all the way!

[anuclearbomb 220]

butcher, merely cause meat is food, and i like food

[zaintahir 458]

hospital nurse for meee!!

[yoloswagpeople 0]

butcher

yummy!!!

[Hex 11,520]

Gold Hunter xD

[Black_Knight_7_GGE 22]

I know you all laugh about what you would be, or could be... But i would like to apply for the Butcher position. I love chicken.. But of course would not eat it... I would be ready to give to the HOG when needed.. :) I will give further detail of my position later on... But i feel this is the perfect fit for me! Contact me at black_knight_7_gge when you feel your ready for the right butcher! Thank you have a nice day!

[Miracle_Quip 1]

i was gonna be a butcher but im actually a vegetarian 

[TriNitroToIuene 4,765]

i was gonna be a butcher but im actually a vegetarian 

Lol me too :P I created this with the Chicken mania in mind :lol:

[canadian_tank 226]

I m the healer of course

[Sgt.Shultz 101]

I am a bartender 

[likeaboss2745 1]

bartender bebe

[lukey0 27,543]

Mine should be obvious. :P

 

Gold Hunter. ;)