Snow White and Seven Dwarfs - Told from the stepmother’s point of view

[Cor7y 13,862]

Before I begin, I request you not to call me a kid for choosing a Kid’s Fairy Tale. My English teacher gave us an assignment in which we had to tell a story-any story, in the form of a poem and from someone else’s point of view. So here, ladies and gentemen, I present before you *cough*, Snow White and Seven Dwarfs - Told from the stepmother’s point of view

 

 

Yes, I know that there are many grammatical errors in this poem. If you do find one, feel free to post it :)

I’m too lazy to edit it, duh :P

 

 

 

T’was the middle of May

I had just finished my breakfast

I went to my room

And in front of the mirror I stood

Which lay shining in the sunlight.

 

I opened my mouth

“Mirror, mirror, on the wall”, said I,

“Who’s the fairest one of all ? “

“It is you, your majesty, it is you”, he replied,

And I couldn’t control myself from blushing.

 

This habit of mine continued

For days,

For weeks,

For months,

And for years.

 

Until one fateful day

When the mirror declared

That Snow White was the fairest of all.

Greed and envy overcame me

As I vowed to kill her.

 

I ordered my huntsman to kill her

No good he was. He went limping to the forest

To find Snow White.

He brought me her heart the next day,

And pleased, I gave him a reward.

 

I ordered my cook to fry her heart,

Which I ate with apple sauce.

And as usual I went to my beloved mirror

And asked him who was the fairest of them all.

“It is Snow White, your Majesty”, came the reply.

 

I had my huntsman beaten and sacked

And my friends, I’m writing this

While thinking of a way to end Snow white

For once and for all

So I can reclaim my position

As the fairest of them all.

 

 

Yes, I KNOW that this poem doesn’t rhyme, but poems don’t always rhyme, ya know….

 

And a kind note to our highly beloved and respected moderators…..

 

 

Dear mods, I request you to let the poor tankers have some fun and post this GIF/photo…

 

 

 

 

 

 

That’s it for today, people, I hope you enjoyed it, and see you on the battlefield !

Edited December 4, 2015 by Cor7y

[I.Devastation 2,053]

...I feel like crying at the state of this forum

[Cor7y 13,862]

...I feel like crying at the state of this forum

 

 

 

 

:ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: Edited September 22, 2015 by Cor7y

[drazeruzumaki 5,021]

...I feel like crying at the state of this forum

:)  :)

 

 

worst is yet to come

 

 

Edited September 22, 2015 by drazeruzumaki

[joe2vega 1,259]

[DanTheKiller1 2,889]

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SNOW WHITE IS FAT not beautiful.

[dilsharox 2,395]

now that you've mentioned it 

 

nice poem BTW

[Cor7y 13,862]

 

nice poem BTW

Thx ^_^