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I feel ya ;) But I use to take the flag and just go any where with it until my friends always tell me man your suppose to cap it lol. Yeah when I was a newbie I use to never care about the rules I never read them Until I was a .

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Tell us the things you did/thought when you were a nub/newbie in Tanki.

 

When I was a nub......

 

 

1. I thought that I got all the battle fund

 

2. I didn't know what a gold box was

 

3. I ALWAYS went for crystal boxes, not caring about flags, kills etc. (Only old players can relate :()

 

4. I used to look for hacks. Let's admit it, most of us here have looked for hacks to give you 9999999 crystals but never succeeded because either there was a survey which we had to complete or it was fake. (I had my account hacked many times :lol:)

 

5. I had to fight against OP kits and high ranks :/ No, not like now, I had to fight against some Warrant Officers when I was a... let's say, Sergeant :/

 

6. I was a real nub at parkour.

 

7. I thought that Wasp was the worst hull in thegame. (It's my favourite hull now -_-)

 

8. I had real difficulty in earning crystals.

 

9. When I was carrying a flag and was returning to my base and found that there was no flag there (Someone had taken our flag), I immediately quit the game thinking it was glitched :lol:

 

 

 

I'll let you know when I un-noob myself. It will be quite a while….

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When I was a nub I couldn 't understand at all why somebody would play with

something as weak as a Wasp or Hornet.

 

edit: and it also took me a while to figure out how to play a CTF (Fort Knox)

I really didn 't understand why I couldn 't destroy certain Tanks and why they

were not even attacking me: till I got the meaning of blue and red teams... :D

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When I was a nub I couldn 't understand at all why somebody would play with

something as weak as a Wasp or Hornet.

ikr I used to use mammoth/Viking the whole time :P
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When I was a nub I:

 

Thought I got the whole battle fund.

 

Thought hornet had just as much health as hunter :p

 

Didn't know how to drop the flag

 

Didn't know the flag had to be returned to be able to capture the enemy's flag

 

Thought wasp was the worst hull in the game :p

 

Turned my turret with z and d when I was moving with wasd.(It was really uncomfortable and awkward :p)

 

Double damage some how turned everything to m1 :D

 

And thought anything slower than hunter was inferior. Lol :D

 

And finally thought smoky was terrible. :)

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1. Thought the battle fund was my current amount of crystals

2. Thought Golds were trapped boxes rigged to explode

3. I tried to cap the flag when our own flag was taken, not understanding why it wasn't letting me cap (the hours I spent breakdancing around the flag trying to cap it doe)

4. Thought Tanki was a RPG :/

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When I was a noob....

 

 

1) I thought the best hull for rail is mammoth xD

2) Didn't know what a gold box was

3) Thought that the last rank in the game was lol

4) I used to think that thunder is a weapon which is used to heal allies 

5) I used to think that rico was the worst turret hhh and now it's my favorite

6) I used to think that no one has enough power to destroy Mammoth :/

7) Sandbox, Rio, Serpuhov and Boombox were the only maps in tanki. (According to me -.-)

8) I tried many times to capture my own flag lol

9) I thought paints didn't have protections and I thought those who bought these expensive paints are stupid. xD

10) I thought all those who activated all supplies at once are hackers :/

 

 

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So many of these I can relate to...

My biggest one is that when I took the enemy flag, and our flag was taken, I didn't understand why I couldn't capture. Since I mostly played on symmetric maps at first, I thought I might have gotten lost and went to the wrong base (didn't know maps well) so I tried going back between bases, usually dying in the enemy base.

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when i was a noob , i thought that this game was fair for all :)

 

 

and the real stupid thing is that i learned how to activate drugs at the rank of WO5

 

 

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1) Didn't know how to play properly. 

2) I thought gold box is a golden bomb which will explode the battle 

3) Thought M1 is a shortcut for Mammoth.

4) Didn't know how to drop the flag.

5) Pushed the enemies until they fall down.

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When I was a newbie :

When I was a newbie......

 

 

1. I thought that I got all the battle fund

 

2. I didn't knew what were supplies

 

3. I ALWAYS went for crystal boxes, not caring about flags, kills etc. (Only old players can relate :()

 

4. I used to look for hacks. But never tried any, coz it lead to a survey, which I always hated

 

5. I created and re-created a new account every time I thought that I have wasted 100-200 crystals..

 

6. I didn't knew how to drop the flag and how to self destruct..

 

7. I thought that Wasp was the God Of All.

 

8. I thought that twins had double power than smoky (smoky is the first turret you get in the game, and I thought that twins was double smoky)

 

9. I would jump around the flag base, when I couldn't capture the flag (when my team's own flag wasn't there)..and press every key, thinking that I need to press something to capture it..

 

10. I thought entering a DM was to suicide..

 

11. I didn't knew the full forms of CP, TDM, DM, CTF..:P

 

12. I didn't knew how to use the garage...

 

13. I thought that I am the boss of all, and every other player was a nub..:P

 

14. I didn't knew about the forums, and the SLTV..

 

15. I pushed everyone, as I thought that I will eliminate competition and will become the top player...

 

 

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# I tought that Gold Box is dropped as EVERYONE in the map are in friends, so as i joined, i invited all in friend to get gold box

# Gold Box is the best, greatest invention in the game, but i didnt know how it's dropped, so i joined games and multed to wait for it

# Fly hack is some button combination, so u can fly with ur tank

# As My 1st problem i remember, going to the garage, changed from green to holiday, went to battle, saw that i dont look good, got out and didnt know how to change paint/hull/gun, so as hunter-smoky i played till staff sergeant

# Lava paint is THE most beautifull'est paint ever, so when i knew how to change the hull, i bought hornet-freeze-lava (my 1st gold combo <3)

# i took drops, but i as i picked them up, i didnt know how to "activate" them, so as i took drop i was pressing every key to find the activation of the drop

#i didnt know how others can play 10fps game.. it turned out it was my pc fault that i lagged hard 

#Everyone who had better combo than me were noobs etc. (than were OP kits)

^^^^

still i think like that

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