When you were a nub...

[GHOST68INVINCIBLE 156]

When I was a nub I gave up zxc buttons to turn the turret and I started using mouse controls also still am.

[PetertheGeniusGamer 74]

- I used to look for hacks.

- I used to thought Thunder is Isida.

- I used to thought I can just make a battle with no one joining and I can get crystals.

- I used to not be able to turn my turrets.

- I used to think Sergeant-major was a high rank.

- I didn't know what it means to "rank up".

[Benefactor 6,931]

I just figured out that the D/L score don't mean squat.

[DarkShadow916 304]

I am a still a huge nub haha #troll4lyfe :D

[F1ASC0 1,706]

 

When I was a nub...

I tried to hack

I didn't know how to buy equip

I thought people who were getting banned were getting hacked

I didn't know how to capture a flag

I hated CP (that's what I mainly play now)

I didn't drug

I only cared for the 10 box crystals

I thought gold box was a hack :p

[newrohan 1,042]

IN CTF, When I Took the enemy flag, and returned to my base and was on the place our flag was ( The Flag Was taken by an enemy), I wondered if the game was glitched as I Expected to See "newrohan Has Captured The Enemy Flag" :P

[Yisroel.Rabin 16,239]

To tell you the truth, I still am a noob :P

[Fresh 2,395]

when i was a noob i always got to 100 kills with no death then my parents would say lets go :/.

 

i also used railgun m1 :o and 2 hit ever tank lol and that was a never ending battle

[Nltobh 498]

when I was a nub I never knew what the supplies were or the 100 gold box or even the blue 1 cry boxes were xD

I even thought that the paints the higher rankers were hacked paints and I thought the only paint that existed was green and holiday lol

I thought that the best weapon and tank was Railgun and Dictator xD

I still use railgun and dictator

Edited September 24, 2015 by Nltobh

[TO_wasprail 27]

To all readers I am

A_R_A_K_E_L_Y_E_N and have been in tanki for 1 year 1 month and A_R_A_K_E_L_Y_E_N is a generallismo

When I was a noob.

I has no clue what GB were

 

I thought shaft was the best weapon

I loved wasp

I pushed off buying hornet

I was afraid of ranks

I thought I was a huge rank at WO1

I was jumping crazy at a 400 cry battle fund

I used to get good good DL

I thought viking was the best hull because I could never kill it. But I used wasp to get to camp sites

I thought 20 fps was good

I didn't know I could get m1 till I reached m2

By wo5 I only used viking ( m2 from an epic kit)

Edited September 24, 2015 by TO_wasprail

[greyat 2,972]

>Sees Mammoth soaring in the sky.

>Oh, what button is that?

[Benefactor 6,931]

when i was a noob , i thought that this game was fair for all :)

 

 

and the real stupid thing is that i learned how to activate drugs at the rank of WO5

 

 

You got that far without using drugs? Mad skills,,,,,

[hogree 4,180]

I thought you had to be the saddest guy ever to reach Marshal... *looks around innocently*

Edited September 24, 2015 by hogree

[DynamicExterminator 5]

I was never a nub, i was born a pro 

[Benefactor 6,931]

I thought you had to be the saddest guy ever to reach Marshal... *looks around innocently*

Wait until I get there..... If Tanki still exists by then.

[r_You.Always.Loose0 86]

I tused to think Supply boxes were bombs

Edited September 24, 2015 by r_You.Always.Loose0

[L.7 1,454]

(facepalm)

 

 

• Learned how to activate the supplies at the rank of WO3.
• Didn't know about Chat-Team until I reached Major.
• I was buying crystals without DCC.

haha :p

 

[slycleaversmart 1,154]

1. I used to think that sergeants where like tanki gods cause they where ranked higher..

2. I didn't know how to do supplies/ drugs till WO1

3. Till like sergeant I thought that hornet was the highest protection hull.

4. warrant officer 3 is when I finally caught my first gold :) hush up peps :P

5. used to think that anyone who had more that 200,000 xp was single....

6. thought I could just get m1s for free one i got to the rank it showed.. that rank up sucked.

7. Thought Brest ctfs where the coolest things ever

8. Used to be a shafter.... need I say more??

9. bought finally got ricochet and used it vs m1 ricochets...

and last but worst 10. I for the longest time thought that shaft would blow up your barrel if you let it snipe too long. 

Yeah I was a big noob :P

[Flappy1233 67]

When I was a noob:


I used to call wasp "fast hull" and hunter "slow hull"


I didn't even knew about hulls or turrets so I picked random ones. So, I used wasp (which was fast) and when I changed to hunter, I was like, "no, i change slow hull. :(", I never knew how to go to the garage till 2 days.


When I saw my very first gold box drop in a Red Alert CTF, I thought gold boxes only drop at Red Alert, so I made a battle in Red Alert CTF and make gold drop. :P



I never knew about m1's till someone told me about it when I was like Sergeant-major


I never knew how to activate my own supplies so I asked a guy who's rank was captain and he was like "Click would you like to buy the supply? And, to activate it, click 1". I actually thought to type 1. LOL :P


I never knew about paints and the protections that they have.





 

Edited September 25, 2015 by Flappy1233

[r_GaIaxy2 8,620]

When I was a nub, I thought there was a clans button that I couldnt find *epic facepalm*

[kmpa 830]

I thought shaft was the best weapon in the game. In battles I used to hide behind bushes and kill my enemies. My shaft is still m0.

[Cor7y 13,872]

Могу вас разочаровать, большинство ваших игроков, так и остались нубами, которые зачастую не могут в игре показать эффективного противодействия противникам. Это удручает, но вы так и будите продолжать думать о кристаллах, общаться с соотечественниками и тупить на базе, это сложно искоренить.

  

Сидеть в ведре, так по-нубски. Продолжай, ты идешь верным путем, рельса любит ведроидов.

*facepalm*

[stephencd 253]

I used to always come in last place, I used to use shaft as an attack weapon and I was always confused why everyone was attacking me before I could find a target. I was not very good at shaft either I always missed. that is part of the reason why it is still m0 while the rest of my garage is m2. And soon to be m3 :lol:

Edited September 25, 2015 by stephencd

[TO_wasprail 27]

Omg those are mega noobish

[BlitzPanzer12345 241]

my life as a noob requires one word to describe itself : LAG

Edited September 25, 2015 by BlitzPanzer12345