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Never realised that Isida had healing capabilities.

Tried to take my own team's flag.

Thought that the default Holiday paint was some sort of glitched/broken texture.

 

Yep, I think that about sums it up.

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When I was noob ( and I am still :D )

 

1. When I was 1st officer, I had 300 each, and I thought that i was upgrading my health, things like in strategy games

2. Once when I met with isida guy first, I was adoring this player :D ( did not know what was this gun )

3. I did not know what was goldbox, but i saw it once so close ( then took 2 of them :D )

4. Did not know how to buy things

5. Had no idea what was I playing :D ^_^

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1.Thinking all the battle fund was mine

2.Spent both my first gold boxes gotten at gerfeiter to find the ''weapon with blue smoke and insta-kill''.I wasted money on thundder thinking it was the gun along on a lot of other guns.Found out the gun was railgun sitting under my nose for 250

3.Thinking D/L was important.(I still do :P)

4. Wondering how the teammate isida knew my health and knew when to stop healing. I then saw the teammate and my health bar and I felt stupid.(This happened 2 weeks ago)

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When I was carrying a flag and was returning to my base and found that there was no flag there (Someone had taken our flag), I immediately quit the game thinking it was glitched :lol:

 

Hahaha! When I was a noob I...

 

* Thought my rank is very high when I reached warrant Officer 1.

* Thought sergeants where one of the last rankers when I was even below their rank.

* Was so mad on druggers that I blamed them on my youtube videos.

* Sweared a lot.

* Didn't know how to capture a flag in the immediate starting when there was no flag at our base... :/

 

And more, but I don't remember xD

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1.Thinking all the battle fund was mine

2.Spent both my first gold boxes gotten at gerfeiter to find the ''weapon with blue smoke and insta-kill''.I wasted money on thundder thinking it was the gun along on a lot of other guns.Found out the gun was railgun sitting under my nose for 250

3.Thinking D/L was important.(I still do :P)

4. Wondering how the teammate isida knew my health and knew when to stop healing. I then saw the teammate and my health bar and I felt stupid.(This happened 2 weeks ago)

You are still a noob newbie xD  ^_^

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I considered viking and twins as God and i only cared about drugs and flag captures

 

I always played silence, i also ignored the other maps

 

I loved shaft, too bad tanki ruined it like they always do

Viking twins is god

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I was a massive nub when I was one

 

let's see...

 

I did not turn my turret, like everybody else

I did not know that in CTF I had to put the taken flag on our flag for a while. So the amount of times that I had easy captures were lost, as I never went to the flag. This was most notable in 2042. After a good minute and a half, I would be killed. I imagine I would be higher ranked, had I known that. I did understand returning the flag though.

I did not understand battle fund.

I did not know how to use supplies for a few weeks.

I put twins on wasp.

I tried to ¨snipe¨ with thunder on the Rio bank on red.

I then did that ^ with rail

I bought items based on their names. Titan sounds cool, buy it. Dictator sounds cool, sweet. Thunder sounds cool, aw crap, I wasted all my crystals on other items. I then started this account.

I thought Rico was a long ranged turret

I did not understand gold boxes.

I said, sniff, Gold pls. Admin.

I did not understand the difference between the game modes. Sad right?

 

Yeah, I was quite a nug.

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I was a massive nub when I was one

 

let's see...

 

I did not turn my turret, like everybody else

I did not know that in CTF I had to put the taken flag on our flag for a while. So the amount of times that I had easy captures were lost, as I never went to the flag. This was most notable in 2042. After a good minute and a half, I would be killed. I imagine I would be higher ranked, had I known that. I did understand returning the flag though.

I did not understand battle fund.

I did not know how to use supplies for a few weeks.

I put twins on wasp.

I tried to ¨snipe¨ with thunder on the Rio bank on red.

I then did that ^ with rail

I bought items based on their names. Titan sounds cool, buy it. Dictator sounds cool, sweet. Thunder sounds cool, aw crap, I wasted all my crystals on other items. I then started this account.

I thought Rico was a long ranged turret

I did not understand gold boxes.

I said, sniff, Gold pls. Admin.

I did not understand the difference between the game modes. Sad right?

 

Yeah, I was quite a nug.

Twins and wasp is actually quite fun

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Twins and wasp is actually quite fun

I know it can be, but not the way I was using it. I was only a private or grefitierish rank, and I was playing in a Kungur DM. Here is little nug me with wasp twins finding a hiding place, the area on the left side of red midfield were the tracks run, I ¨camped¨ there with my funny wasp in green paint, putting a brick on the space bar. So the meager range or m0 twins plus the pathetic m0 wasp. All that was seen is a ¨flurry¨ of twins plasma balls flying were nobody in their right mind would stay at this point. Then my friend with the worst possible name (see spoiler) would come in with his freeze. I would be frozen to death, without moving me turret or hull. Well only hull, I was a nug who didn't turn their turret. So I died multiple times that way. IT sucked. I hate freeze.

 

 

 

warning, he choose a very inappropriate name. If you do not know what this is, do not search it, or you will be scared for life. TRUST ME.

bluewaffels_bw

 

 

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Me and one of my friend's thoughts when we were noob.

 

My friend's:

 

-Thought Warrant Officers were called toasters. (Double toast, triple toaster, etc... this is all legit).

-Thought he was too good so he didn't turn his turret.

-Thought he would rank up when he killed a drugger.

-Didn't know what battle fund was, thought it was a special turret.

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Me:

 

-Thought Isida was legitimately called medic.

-I thought I could fire anywhere, for instance I thought I could flame the enemies that were 80 meters away with my Firebird.

-I thought I could fire through walls. (I recall once in a battle, I said "maybe I'll get a lucky shot *shoots at wall with Railgun* aw I didn't kill anyone."

-I thought Marine, Forester, etc... were pro paints that only high ranks could get.

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My nub moments...

 

1. Thought the battle fund was my reward at the end of the game.

2. Didn't know what a Gold Box was, though I did try to get two that had fallen at once, failed. *cough* noob rail *cough*

3. Didn't know how to use supplies till WO3, I know, sad right, though I had a lot to use then. :lol:

4. Didn't know what those blue boxes were but picked them up.

5. Thought M0 Titan Fire would work in Dusseldorf.

6. Saved up enough crystals to buy M0 Rail, ranked then saw I had to rank, again.

7. Always played in Sandbox. Best map for Dict+Twins.

8. Never really saw the point in paints till I realised they had protection.

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