When you were a nub...

[Thomas11239 366]

When I read all these things, I realize tanki explains the game so bad :(

[bluesky1234 4]

1. HackAccused everytime i died

2. Was a huge sore loser

3. Was a huge sore winner

[Beerme 106]

When i was a nub i used to always blame my teammates if we lost :D

[Dusk 1,629]

I was never nub ( jk ^_^ ).

 

Some of my mistakes were..

 

1.Shooting isidas who healed me because I thought they attacked me

2.Joining gismo battles at WO5 with m0s, and being the ultimate mult

3.I was 'that guy' who joined Sandbox CTF and refused to chnage to XP equip

4.Never bought a good paint ( and still havent )

5.Not knowing how to capture flags till WO1

6.Thinking someone was hacking and being invisible when my own rico shots damaged me ( although there were probably invisible hackers around :x )

7.Never adding anyone ever, because I had one buyer friend who always joined my battles on enemy team and drugged and made me lose :(.

8.Trying to ban druggers ^^

9.Not knowing about forum till like general rank ^^

10.Using m0s at general ( I was called many names lol ).

 

 

But I did do SOME things right

 

1.Always picked up supply boxes ( even when one shot ^^ )

2.Didnt really focus crystals boxes ( and flipped my shizzle when people did, especially in Stadium ctf, omg the bane of my life. Although I did do it once or twice :D )

3.Never looked to hack, wasn't interested.

4.Learned to turn turret quickly, inflated my ego 10 fold, then ranked up a couple of times and got wrecked by other turret turners. -.-

5.never made enemies, which is a good thing to do :D

 

 

Oh yea, I also tried to flip druggers on the enemy and my team, because I hated them so much. :X

 

Edit: I also thought the battle fund was the amount of crystals you got at the end of the battle :P

Edited November 22, 2015 by Dusk

[i..0R4NG3 745]

1. I thought gold boxes was a box that kicks you out of the battle. (don't ask why).

 

2. I used to not know what D/L meant.

 

3. I did not know what "z" and "x" does.

 

4. Some person told me there is a hidden gold box in a map so I went to every battle to try to find it.. (and never did -,-)

 

5. When I flipped I used to wait till someone killed me which took forever or leave the battle and rejoin.

 

6. "I used to look for hacks to give you 9999999 crystals but never succeeded" True but when I did it I thought I really had them then I bought titan m1 and all my crystals reseted to about 200 crystals because the 9999999 was a fake pic or whatever.

[SmexierGiraffe 194]

i just figured out that not everyone uses a mouse when they play - looool

Edited November 22, 2015 by SmexierGiraffe

[i..0R4NG3 745]

I guess I'm still a nub..... I just now noticed we could see more than "Top 100 Gold boxes" and "Top 100 experience earned" (facepalm)

[The-Operator219 1,929]

Ok I thought of a few more :D

 

1. I used to fear isida users even when they healed me cus they looked weird. :/

2. When I first started I thought that holiday was an award for doing good...

3. my first kill was an accident..... And I try ed to apologize.

4. I first started my clan and it took 4 days till I figured out how to make the @slycleaversmart look like that :P

My first time seeing an Isida was actually back when I used Mammoth-Railgun (Don't even ask, I still have nightmares.) I was cowering behind a wall on Berlin CTF while under siege with low health, but then a little white beam started hitting me. Being the noob I was I begin trying to fire at nonexistent enemies that were...slowly restoring my health? I thought the guy was a hacker, until I saw the enemy with one.

[IVIr.Catalyst 1,035]

Reading this......makes me feel....alot less noob.

[tankionline2027 778]

I was noob until i saw banner say turn your turret with z & x -.- i m technically still noob needa learn so much.

[385i 0]

ok

good :)

[BSG-62 512]

'Hey, how do you shoot again'?

[toanuparu_GT 7]

i thought O.U.F.A was the best tanker in the world. i thought godmode_ON would play with M0s. i used to only grab cry boxes in stadium

[mr.cool9A 1]

When i was(am) a noob ..

 

I would not  heal anyone even though they had 0 health becuase they trolled me .   :wacko:

[Cor7y 13,862]

Anyone remember those times at the start of 2015 when the map 2042 used to be played? :wub:

[Rooky 414]

1- I thought Twins is OP which is true.
2- I liked defending more than attacking in those days
3- I didnt know what the buttons 1,2,3,4,5 are for at the bottom of the screen. It turned out they activated drugs.

[Anonono 1,233]

I still am nub...

[Cor7y 13,862]

I still am nub...

Writing in that font clearly shows that...

[DragonOfStorms 2,706]

Anyone remember those times at the start of 2015 when the map 2042 used to be played? :wub:

I played a Year 2042 DM today. It was great.

[Thomas11239 366]

LOL ..This was such a funny thread to read ..just laughed at all those points others did too. Here are some:

 

1. I used to run around with flag trying to hide it and thought that was the aim

2. Collected crystal boxes rather than play with team

3. Would avoid the supply drops on the ground thinking they were useless

4. Didn't know what gold boxes were

5. Entered via miniclip

6. Didn't move turret until major

7. Kept lava til marshal with hornet m2 and isida m3

8. Sent all the gizmo's requests

9. Printscreen when I killed a gizmo at WO5

10. That Serpuhov and Rio were the only maps

11. Parkoured so much and never ranked

12. Never watched v logs til got to brigadier cos I thought they were useless

13. Never logged into forum

14. Thought mods wer robots and tested by asking if wanted account (my first ban )

15. Only started xp bp at generalissimo

16. Called turret and hull top and bottom or gun and base

17. Added everyone that sent request

18. Bought dirty paint at full price thinking it had best protection against rail/shaft as soon as I had enough

19. Upgraded my m1 rail

20. Be the only low rank player playing with all gizmo's with m1 equipment

21. Cry when people called me noob

 

Never became a pro

 

Wait!  there are more....

 

22. Always thanked isidas for repairing my tank, I thought they were just the kindest people ever and sent them all friend requests

23. Didn't know how to create battles

24. Didn't know how to copy a battle link into lobby chat

25. I thought I came first in battle cos I bought xp s.m.p

26. Anyone who got a higher score I thought had bought the s,m,p too

27. Didn't know how to chat in battles or team chat thereafter

28. Bought titan when someone said it was the fastest hull

29. Pressed ctrl +w when someone said it would make gold fall !

30. When I saw jump hack I pressed every key on the keyboard to find it !

31. Power levelled last ranks to gizmo cos I wanted to grow up fast hhhhh

You should write a book ;)

[Leekh_A.forever 83]

I thought Gold box was something bad

[agent_green 105]

Still nub.  ^_^

[Cor7y 13,862]

why you trying to un-noob people man :( :lol:

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqkFs3EO9hQ&app=desktop

[1st.Class.Bro 176]

why you trying to un-noob people man :( :lol:

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqkFs3EO9hQ&app=desktop

LOL is the the fastest follower ever I've seen I just uploaded it ! hhhh

[Cor7y 13,862]

LOL is the the fastest follower ever I've seen I just uploaded it ! hhhh

Well, it's Holidays for me, so I got nothing better to do :lol: