When you were a nub...

[master_crafter 420]

when i was a noob i didn't know what noob meant l:D

Edited February 8, 2016 by master_crafter

[ReBeL-LyF 315]

When I was a noob...I still am a noob  :mellow:

Edited February 8, 2016 by ReBeL-LyF

[HeroPlayer 797]

When I was a noob and just started this game, I never expected to make it to Generalissimo.

[BSG-62 512]

When i was a nub, i believed Ctrl+W dropped golds. Yeah, i think was mentally slow back then....

[hhgb 2,655]

I'm pro at being noob and noob at being pro.

[Podey_the_Buster 87]

When I was a noob, hmmm, I guess I was a noob! :P

[Amagi 1,728]

I thought Shaft shots went through the thin wall props...

 

Yeah...

[The-Operator219 1,929]

I used to think that since Railgun's barrel stuck through the thin barriers, I could shoot through the other side of it.

(Yes I've actually USED Railgun before, I don't just hate it for no reason.)

[AkiliW 210]

When I was a nub  (I still am, sorta. I haven't played in a year.)  I loved Viking. Then the rework happened and it got switched with Dictator. 

I hated Semyon with a burning passion (I thought he was in charge of that stuff) but then I got over it. 

Now I'm still a nub but I like Hornet. 

[Ive_Joined_So_U_Flee 11]

when i was noob...

 

1- i thought the freeze is the best turret cause one day i was playing a bombox dm with fire wasp m0 and a freeze joined and f.ked me. in face to face he was better and when i try to kill somone he still my kill and when i try to flee he freeze me i couldn't even attack him

2-i thought Rico is better than Twins because it need to reload so if it need to reload that mean it's verry powerfull

3-i thought the Rail is the worst turret because in long range the shaft is better, in low and middle range all other turrets are better 

4-i thought druggers are noobs

5-i didn't drug exept when gold drop

6-i said bad words in chat xD

7-my dream tank was wasp +shaft m3 and africa paint

8-i thought fire is for unskilled players who can't use freeze

9-i thought the piants don't realy protect i thought tanki was lying

10-i didn't know what is XP/BP and i thought for play that mod i need to be in a clan

11-i tryed to ask somone to be in my team when i play dm

12-i thought titan is the worst hull cause it havn't the biggest healt and it havn't a big speed

13- i thought hunter is better than viking

14- i didn't like to buy a hornet cause i thought it's a girl's hull and the wasp is better

....

i was realy noob and i don't know why but when i was noob i took a lot of gold boxes ( 2 per day ) and now i take ( 2 per 3 weeks :( )

PS: for golds it's a little because of my network cause 99% of time i touche the gold but i don't take it :(.

[cosmicdragster55 20]

When I wuz a nob I didn't know how to activate drugs I learned it at warrant officer 5 I tried to get 99999 crystals but there was a long survey so I quit with that survey I never left the area of where the flag is I spent all my crystals on paints because I thought they make tanks look cooler I thought tanki staffs give players free crystals on Halloween as gift I thought that if a tank was falling off a building that was really high they were hacking I thought ricochet was hacked weapon

[ethanisme 1,115]

When I was a nub

I thought u had to hit the space bar multiple times to use twin (didn't realize I could just hold it lol)

I tried killing the isadas attacking (healing) my team

The first time I ever saw freeze I thought it was tons of tiny little lazers particles lol

I thought wo4 was such a high rank and couldn't figure out why the gift for being inactive for a month was so low

It took me like 5 months (idk how long actually but that's what it felt like) to rank from wo3 to wo4

I couldn't earn crystal cuz I was always last in battles and didn't know about scores and the fun haha

I tried finding crystal and gold box hacks

I thought XP meant expirience and kept trying to organize XP battles

Edited March 28, 2016 by ethanisme

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

After reading some of the stuff in this topic I don't feel like a noob anymore :)

[master_crafter 420]

When I was a nub shaft had no laser pointer and it was the most deadly turret back then.

 

Also they're were no cool downs do you could equip all your drugs at once.

 

Anyone remember when there was a day when you could buy this pass and use unlimited drugs all day?

Now I now why druggers drug a lot, its so fun!

Edited March 28, 2016 by master_crafter

[Conscription 711]

I used to wait for a Random battle to end & Join , Instead of Chosing another Battle. :ph34r: :ph34r:

[Cor7y 13,862]

When I was a nub

I thought u had to hit the space bar multiple times to use twin (didn't realize I could just hold it lol)

I tried killing the isadas attacking (healing) my team

The first time I ever saw freeze I thought it was tons of tiny little lazers particles lol

I thought wo4 was such a high rank and couldn't figure out why the gift for being inactive for a month was so low

It took me like 5 months (idk how long actually but that's what it felt like) to rank from wo3 to wo4

I couldn't earn crystal cuz I was always last in battles and didn't know about scores and the fun haha

I tried finding crystal and gold box hacks

I thought XP meant expirience and kept trying to organize XP battles

I remember you from the Island DM yesterday in which you called my alt anisuperani a noob. You were using Firewall. :ph34r:

[ethanisme 1,115]

I remember you from the Island DM yesterday in which you called my alt anisuperani a noob. You were using Firewall. :ph34r:

Lmao he was tho

 

i was just mad he had loam and i couldnt kill him easy xd :P

 

Edited March 29, 2016 by ethanisme

[r_MaquinaDeGuerra0 207]

First: When i was nub the Firebird cant burn...

 

 

1- I was obliged to learn to play obligatory cuz that times was hard for nubs

 

2- When i was nub high-ranks were like best players ( now you just need i kit :( )

 

3- Hard to get crys so my mission was 50% help team and 50% get crys boxes (when crys boxes just give you 1 cristal)

 

4- I saw the paint with me friend and we said "Zeus is for me and he said no its for me"

 

 

Edited March 29, 2016 by r_MaquinaDeGuerra0

[The-Operator219 1,929]

I...

1. Didn't know there was a difference in Wasp and Hornet, because I used every hull the same way; Sloppily.

2. Thought Wasp was the worst hull, but actively participated in CTF games with Mammoth

3. Spent all my money on upgrades to Railgun's reload and turning speed, unaware of how much money I'd wasted.

4. Used the Black paint until Warrant Officer two. Yes, really. .-.

5. ALWAYS played on either Rio or Monte Carlo.

6. Never unequipped Shaft.

7. Thought paints were purely cosmetic, and never bought any of them except Storm.

8. Always went for the flag.

9. Never played DM.

10. I was actually around when Berlin was still popular

[master_crafter 420]

I used to wait for a Random battle to end & Join , Instead of Chosing another Battle. :ph34r: :ph34r:

I do that for poly cp. they fill up so fast  :wacko: so i wait till its like 95 : 40 and join the winning team  ^_^

[master_crafter 420]

First: When i was nub the Firebird cant burn...

 

 

1- I was obliged to learn to play obligatory cuz that times was hard for nubs

 

2- When i was nub high-ranks were like best players ( now you just need i kit :( )

 

3- Hard to get crys so my mission was 50% help team and 50% get crys boxes (when crys boxes just give you 1 cristal)

 

4- I saw the paint with me friend and we said "Zeus is for me and he said no its for me"

 

 

m0 fire sucks. but m1 is really good for its price. but when i was a nub i was that one player that used smoky instead of twins or fire. 

[BFM 414]

1- I Thought that i can take all the fund

 

2- I bought all M0 Hulls/Turrets and I didn't buy any paints (Before the Refund 2012-2013) .

 

3- Used Drugs for Crystals on the ground , sometimes .... When i see the gold i can't drug , cause already wasted my drugs  on 1 crystal boxes -_- (well yes , There was No Siren back then) ,

 

4- Tried to add friends from the wrong friend list , (There was not any friend list back then) .

 

When I was an @(*#@ , I Mean a Noob !

Edited March 30, 2016 by Irritable

[Benefactor 6,888]

I thought....

• I could collect the field supplies and save them for later
• Railgun was a one-shot killer as is 
• Shaft was to be feared and was unapproachable 
• Firebird was the suckiest turret because of its oh-so short range
• Nitro didn't make a difference
• I could always find a camping spot no matter what the map or mode

 

 

 

But now that I am more experienced I learned the one most important thing about myself: I am still nub.

[Cor7y 13,862]

When I was a noob

Hmmmm... aren't you still a noob? o_O

[Klankill804 753]

This one time, all the tanks were spinning around in circles, and they just kept doing the same thing. They would go in circles or just non-stop spin their turret. I thought that they were just bored, and since I was like such a young player and a person too, I thought it would be slick to sneak into the enemy base and steal the flag while everyone spun their turret or hull. As I arrived to try and grab the flag, I couldn't get it. I just passed through it. I was wondering what was going on, then I went all over the map (It was Silence II, best map ever in my opinion). In the end, I left the game, and somehow I found a video showing someone in TO lagging and it shows what they see, and what other people see.

 

It was at that very day, I learned what the word "Lag" meant. And from that day on, whenever I saw a player's tank spinning in circles or doing something of that sort, it reminds me of the time I was lagging, and I just tell myself that the "player who is lagging is probably thinking he is slick enough to grab our flag because everyone is bored as they spin their tank around."

 

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