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I was noob and I am still noob  :ph34r:

 

 

I didn't know what are drugs till i reached WO1

I didn't know what you gotta do in CP mode.

I thought we just need to hold each others flag and nothing else.

I thought why are these guys using wasp its so damn weak that i could 2 shot it with my thunder. And hunter was the ugliest hull for me.

I bought thunder and mammoth and viking. Made the almost M1 in damage. And when i self destructed due to splash i thought there was a invisible hacker doing all this.

I thought ranking once everyday is necessary to be in the game.

I didn't know what is the point of rotating turret. :ph34r:  :ph34r:

And many many more  :unsure:  <_<

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I thought that picking up supplies gave me more, I thought that hornet was the best hull, I thought that shaft lasers would heal me,but I always knew exactly how to then my turret. I also thought that shaft's arcade shot was the real one.

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i never knew u could cap the flag

i dint know what the heck the modes were 

i dint know how to make the team win or anything about the teams

i searched for hacks, but dint get one. so i developed 1 myself  :D just kidding ok

i dint know about the maps, and just randomly joined a battle, and then found myself in an unfamiliar map, and then just got lost...

and i dint know i was a nub

i used to sabotage team mems, i mean it was fun, but no, i don't do that anymore

and...i dint know about gold, one day a gold dropped, and i was observing it...what's that strange thing? i dint notice the crystla sign...then a rail-horn took it. and thats when i noticed the crystal sign and realized its value.... and then google had to do some tasks for me...

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Was this Mr.Sarcastics's name ?

aniketsharmarocks098, on 22 Sept 2015 - 17:57, said:   

yes

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Tanki aside, I've only been a noob at one other game... Pokemon. I got Pokemon Red for the Game boy at ten years old and I was abysmally bad at it by my standards today.

 

I...

Thought you had to use your starter Pokemon no matter what.

Never trained any of the Pokemon I caught.

Had multiple Rattatas because I thought it was cute. .-.

Never used any potions beyond the regular, 20 hp potion.

Didn't know what TMs/HMs were.

Never knew the difference between Rock and Ground types.

Somehow managed to grind through both Brock and Misty with Charmander by using potions and wearing their PP down.

 

Did I mention I was ten years old?

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I thought that XTs are more powerful than M3s.

 

Moderators/Helpers helps free and they don't get any reward of helping.

 

Didn't know that all battles finishes on server restart. I thought that the battle can keep going for several days.

 

I thought that if I microupgrade my equipment without speedups, its price will be equal to the next modification. (Now this update released)

 

Didn't know that not always goldbox comes with parachute. On some places where there is no sky above, it appears on dropzone suddenly. I found it out some months ago after reaching at LEGEND rank and I got very surprised. Mostly I play in small maps, so never gone in this situation.

 

I thought that if an account remains inactive for a long time, it will be deleted. 

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I thought Double Power (this was back when it had a nuclear warning sign) would nuke the whole map if I picked it up.

 

When I found out it didn't, and I discovered the name, I thought all it did was increase turret rotation.

 

 

Took me until WO1 to find out what it actually did...

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Back in 2012 when I started my first account, called ONSLAUGHT_ULTIMATE (This is what I remember):

 

1. I didn't know how to navigate the garage, since it was all one long scrollbar back then. When I encountered the OP M0 ricochet, I spent hours trying to deduce what turret it was and finally decided it was Smoky.

 

2.  I was using Twins, but didn't know that the damage lessened the farther the target was, so I always tried to stay at my max range to be as safe as possible. :lol:

 

3.  Purple Twins? Hacks.

 

4. I thought the "Shop" was where you bought new equipment.

 

5. I didn't realize the battle fund grows much faster at higher ranks, so I looked at the prices for M3s, made some calculations, and logged off in despair. :P

 

However I am of the sort that likes to learn everything about the game, so I spent hours researching and planning.  Pretty soon I was able to laugh at myself. :lol:  

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2.  I was using Twins, but didn't know that the damage lessened the farther the target was, so I always tried to stay at my max range to be as safe as possible. :lol:

Lol I used to do that as well :) 

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I used to think there where way to drop a gold yourself ( then i got the crushing reality that you couldn't ) Now a year later you can press the 6 key and boom xD 

I was always right  :ph34r:  :ph34r:

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