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I thought the Speed Boost boxes were boxes that let you reload quicker since Speed Boost boxes and the reload bar are both yellow.

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I accumulated about 100 mines because I didn't know what they were. One day I hit 5 and the guy behind me: BOOM! I have had a serious love of mines ever since. I lay mines everywhere when the 5 becomes available.

I understand now why you think that some players are capable of laying down 10 mines at once, you're some kind of mine fetish :lol:
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  • When i was a noob, i used mamo and railgun and firebird (didnt know to use turrets)   :P
  • Trolled
  • Didnt know my team or the enemy team
  • When people say F (to drop flag) i cursed them back
  • I thought gold box was a trap that was harmful and always stayed far.
  • Bought alll guns and equipments and all M1s....
  • Railgun was soo dumb
  • I didnt know what were the spots in the ground (mines)
  • I thought double armour was a permanent equipment and nnot a drug
  • i thought mines were a frisbee bomb
  • I didnt know what were drugs

edit: I was interested!

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When I was a noob...

I thought that the admin actually did drop the gold box.

 

I never turned my turret (I still don't  :D )

 

I ran around and farmed the much-missed 10 crystal boxes

 

I thought that the Nitro drug lasted forever, and then quit the game when it wore off because I thought that it was some kind of hacker ending my speed drug

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1. I thought that I got all the battle fund   Me too!! 

 

2. I didn't know what a gold box was Caught one by luck on my first day :P

 

3. I ALWAYS went for crystal boxes, not caring about flags, kills etc. (Only old players can relate :() Can't relate because I've been playing for 1.1 years

 

4. I used to look for hacks. Let's admit it, most of us here have looked for hacks to give you 9999999 crystals but never succeeded because either there was a survey which we had to complete or it was fake. (I had my account hacked many times :lol:) Been there, Done that.

 

5. I had to fight against OP kits and high ranks :/ No, not like now, I had to fight against some Warrant Officers when I was a... let's say, Sergeant :/

Still happens

6. I was a real nub at parkour. Didn't even know what parkour was xD

 

7. I thought that Wasp was the worst hull in thegame. (It's my favourite hull now -_-) Meh its not that bad 

 

8. I had real difficulty in earning crystals. I'm not the only one :lol: 

 

9. When I was carrying a flag and was returning to my base and found that there was no flag there (Someone had taken our flag), I immediately quit the game thinking it was glitched :lol: nah

Besides the things that Siri did too, I thought that

  1. Isida could heal itself(Before i bought it and became extremely dissapointed.)
  2. Drugs had to be bought with real money
  3. Premium users were hackers
  4. Shafts were pros and rails were nubs
  5. I didn't know about Alt-Backspace for chrome, so I self destructed by either changing equipment mildly(Holiday to Green and vice versa) or screaming in the Chat "FREE KILL!!"
  6. I didn't "choose a main turret" and still haven't
  7. Not to brag, but I learned to turn my turret at around sergeant-ish, mainly because of the shaft, which made me correct my aim every time i sniped
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I used to think the method to capture the enemy flag is to take it back to its flag post and drop it there. When it did not work, I thought maybe I had to drop it perfectly in the middle of the post, and spent a long time trying to get it just right.

 

I finally learned how to properly capture a flag after watching a tanki gameplay on YouTube. :lol:

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Wow, this game's pretty cool, I might play it all week. ha.. ha.. ha...

 

It's weird no one ever says "good game" at the end of a battle. And what the hell is this "gg" thing?

 

I'll never buy crystals... lulz

 

Okay, I'll just buy maybe $15 worth of crystals... double lulz

 

Aleksandrovsk has CP mode now, sweet! There should be at least five control points, this is going to be awesome!

 

I'm half way up the ranks, I'll be Generalissimo before I know it!!!    HAHAHA

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Wow, this game's pretty cool, I might play it all week. ha.. ha.. ha...

 

It's weird no one ever says "good game" at the end of a battle. And what the hell is this "gg" thing?

 

I'll never buy crystals... lulz

 

Okay, I'll just buy maybe $15 worth of crystals... double lulz

 

Aleksandrovsk has CP mode now, sweet! There should be at least five control points, this is going to be awesome!

 

I'm half way up the ranks, I'll be Generalissimo before I know it!!! HAHAHA

:lol: I kinda agree with the Aleksandrovsk CP that my tho .Was disappointed when I realized it was just Sandbox CP with a bigger map
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:lol: I kinda agree with the Aleksandrovsk CP that my tho .Was disappointed when I realized it was just Sandbox CP with a bigger map

I'm with you, it's such a waste of a map that would be great for a real CP game with lots of points.

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When i was a nub, i seen a gold notification in silence... i had no idea what it was and went under the ramp hoping that it, whatever it was. spawn beside me.

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I actually learned to turn my turret from the very first day thanks to a very good friend of mine, who actually got me into Tanki. And I probably liked to get banned in the chat :X

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I actually learned to turn my turret from the very first day thanks to a very good friend of mine, who actually got me into Tanki. And I probably liked to get banned in the chat :X

I got banned all the time a few years ago( Issho hated me k?) Edited by fordmustang12345

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When I was a noob,I:

1. Didn't know what I was doing

2. Didn't know I can change weapons

3. Was wondering what Twins was as it killed me most of the times

4. Didn't know what the heck am I supposed to do with CP(I just raked in kills with capping points)

5. Didn't turn my turret as it made me not able to see where i was going

6. looked for hacks

7. Multed to collect golds

8. Farmed blue crystal boxes

9. Didn't understand what ''battle fund'' is

10. Thought shaft was OP

11. Didn't know the exisyence of railgun,only that it insta-kills

12. lagged 

13. Bought Mammoth AND titan M1

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Funny story, I made a smaller account when trying this and found one that worked. I was excited and everything, but then the password had changed.

So if anyone finds the account "Billionare219" running around, you'll know it's not really me.

No such account...

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