When you were a nub...

[Person_Random 4,991]

Whaddya mean when?  I still am a noob!

[AncientFire 1,894]

When I was a nub:

 

1. I always used to troll teammates.

2. I used to look for crystal hacks.¹

3. Used to spend all crystals in upgrading M0's at warrant officer ranks.

4. I gave out my password once.²

5. I used to walk right past golds thinking they were just a fancy decoration.

 

¹mods no ban plz

²again mods no ban plz

[Fele5 27]

I got used to the game really fast, i started playing in 2013, and the game was simpler back then. But the only thing that i didn't know is how to activate supplies. I thought you have to click those buttons at bottom of the screen with mouse. And i was playing and reached many ranks and i didn't know why my supplies are not working. Then somehow i realized you press 2,3,4 XD.

[ZivOfficial 290]

I thought that playing in a specific server would give you more EXP than others and I played only Fort Knox CP lol

[The-Operator219 1,929]

I once, for at least a week, played Mammoth-Rail until I had enough money to get a Shaft. On this very account.

[u812ic 1,629]

In the tutorial, I was shot at by the AIs, but didn't die. I thought I was invincible. Then I went into my first battle. I saw tanks disappearing after getting shot and wondered why they left. I was shot and saw my green bar go down, but that happened in the tutorial. Oh, well. I'll find out about that later. I was shot again. This time something strange happened. I could see the entire battlefield like I was in heaven. 

 

My thoughts were something like:

 

What just happened?

Did I die and now I........?

Wait! Wait! Now where am I going?

(Respawn)

Huh? What just happened? Where am I? 

Hummm. I'll have to try that again. Maybe I can figure this thing out. 

 

My mind was in a complete state of confusion. 

[Sir_Duff 73]

 

1) I Didn't know what a goldbox was.

2) I didn't think you need to turn your turret when you could swing your tank 

3) I thought that you could only get paints from kits, not the turret, hull or module

4) didn't know how to drop flag.

5) though hornet had nearly as many HP as Viking (both M0 obviously)

6) didn't know speed ups were for the most part useless (wasted 15k on rail M1)

7) didn't know there were rewards for completing1+ missions a day for 1 week (or that they got bigger) 

8) didn't know that high ranks were better than me, so I always got rekt (yeah MM you suck)

9) I still play tanki

[hornet_vulcan 0]

Problem is,I am still a noob.

I started 6 months ago on my first account and have switched accounts.

Anyways,here are my old misconceptions:

1)Speed up meant speed upgrade for my hull.Very confused when I saw that for my Firebird lol

2)Looked up rank chart ,couldn't find WO1 lol and thought Battle List is WO4

3)Thought Firebird was stupid.Pairing it with Titan,everyone would get out of reach and wondered why I couldn't get out of reach

4)Thought Tanki is P2W because of forum trash calling it so

5)Looked up rank crystal and premium hacks.

 

but on my oldest acc I had Viking M0 16/20 then it got taken.my progress(staff sgt) wasted

[Okami 3,041]

Didn't know how to use the Battle Chat. I literally had to ask my irl friend (he showed me tanki) how to do that.

[NamesAreForNoobs 324]

I didn't turn my turret. 

[Legacy 754]

I didn't know what "CTF" mode is exactly, I thought all I had to do is take enemey flag and camp while the score increases by itself

I remember my very first day in the game I could turn my turret and I actually captured a flag ("by mistake") but since then I didn't capture any flag till Warrant officier 1

[Pythor 1,354]

When I was a nub...

 

I called Railgun “Laser”

[DieselPlatinum 5,121]

When I was a newbie, I thought that railgun had a scope mode. I also thought that shaft was the one that was making all the boom noises (back when striker, hammer, Vulcan, magnum, and Gauss were non-existent).

 

I also purchased many things at full price, I also wanted to rank up quickly. I use up all the supplies I would receive in the first hour.

I also fell into an online dating scheme in the game. 

All that because I was both a newb and a noob at the time.

[BigCar 54]

kept making accounts and losing them because i kept telling my friends my passwords.

kept buying supplies instead of upgrading my tank so i ended up extremely underpowered.

didnt know how to turn my turret, manipulate camera, ect.

 

[printing_now 59]

how can you not be a nub...

we're always learning, so we're always a nub compared to someone.

[dupuy 318]

I didn't know how to activate supplies until I was a first sergeant. I used to be in an engagement with someone, and they would use a health, double damage, or double armor supply and I would get so frustrated because I thought they were hacking 

[Okami 3,041]

I played so much CTF that I was so used to having flags in the bases, so whenever I would play TDM, I would go to the enemy base and be confused because there was no flag there.

[Sacrifice 2,278]

When I was a nub, I thought only developers can make clan pages on the forum. I also thought that moderators are just super intelligent mods made by the developers and admins got promoted to developer after few month. 

 

[E_polypterus 2,374]

When I was a nub I played 4v4 XP/BP matches in Sanbox.

Not really ... I didn’t even know it existed.

[mjmj5558 2,346]

When i was a nub i had a 0.2 general k/d. Also, i didn't know what is gold box befor WO1 

[spiderman1000 737]

When i was a nub, i thought that mods were really dangerous and @Sacrifice and @Mr.Nibbles would ban me for making jokes including them (yea i was crazy)

[Sacrifice 2,278]

11 minutes ago, spiderman1000 said:

 

Bold of you to assume that we won-....

(jk, just don't break any rules and you are fine :D)

 

[Blutaar 1,904]

In my early days I thought Ricochet was a Railgun 2.0 that shot orange lasers

[Russty 368]

I always used to leave battles when my tank flipped over. The tips on the loading screen said "press delete to self destruct" but I never used to read the tips lol

[Benefactor 6,888]

On 9/22/2015 at 6:22 PM, Benefactor said:

 

I'll let you know when I un-noob myself. It will be quite a while….

And about 5 years later, still noob....