When you were a nub...

[r_GaIaxy2 8,611]

When I was a noob Ricochet didn't exist.

:O You're older than me (in game years :P)

[ApocalypseCow 39]

1) I didn't turn my turret till I was a 3rd lieutenant

2) I thought that some players actually hit self destruct to avoid someone killing them....then i realised that it was just thunders self damage

3) I actually used to think that self destructing was better than getting killed

4) I used to have no idea about tab and how to find what my place was on the board, so I used to hit the battles button to find out

5) I would join generalissimos at WO5 just so I could brag about killing 1 gizmo in a 15 minute game lol

6) I never thought I got the whole battle fund, because I had no idea there was a battle fund

7) I wouldnt pick up the drugs because I didn't think they actually did anything and I had no idea how to use drugs myself till I was fairly high ranked

8) I never knew how to tell what kind of battle I was joining, so I would join one and then just leave if I found it was not what I was looking for

9) And I used to only play serpuhov and nothing else. Now I really wish the higher ranks would play some of the other "nooby" maps like Esplanade, Industrial Zone, Barda, Brest, etc...

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

When I was a nub....wait! I still am be back in 10 ranks

[StickyPie 213]

When I was a nub....wait! I still am be back in 10 ranks

11, you have to be a brigadier first XD

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

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11, you have to be a brigadier first XD

:p :p :p :p I ain't a nub anyway see my skill with smoky and isida

[personia 4,036]

Never have been a nub, never will be. :P

 

1)Only went for crystal boxes. 

2)self destructed instead of getting killed (back in the good old days ( :P ) when you lost no score, it wasn't actually such a bad thing to do...

3)I had no idea what a battle fund was.

4)I pretty much only played silence or one of the various forms of it, (moon silence, silence 2).

5) I was that firebird in the battles where you could kill your own team who would go around killing my own team...

6)Yeah, I went for the 99999999 crystals, and obviously, it didn't work (I actually have/ had a virus on my computer because of it), but I think that might be where I got my 1.5k of drugs from...

 

And many more, which I can't remember

[Thomas11239 366]

Tried to cap when our flag was taken, didn't understand why I couldn't cap it :)

[LaserShark 2,095]

Thought Shaft was the best weapon, because it was one of the last you had to unlock when new.

[The-Operator219 1,929]

I had no idea Smoky had a critical chance, and I discovered it did when playing against one and wondering "Why do I keep short-circuting?".

 

I also thought Railgun-Mammoth was a good combo, I still have nightmares.

[jokersus.cava 1,503]

OK this one is pretty embarrassing. When I first saw protective paints on my garage, I though they enhanced turrets, if used together, instead of providing protection against them. So, I spent all of my crystals on Forester paint to use with my rail, just because I thought it would make my railgun 10% stronger <_<

[Quarks 2,255]

For a while I bought paints because of looks, not understanding the protection part.

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

When I I was a nub

 

1) I didn't know about the battle fund

2) once I figured out there was one I thought it was all the cry I was getting from the battle and at the end of the battle couldn't figure out why I didn't get the cry

3) I though Viking+shaft was the best combo ever (until I found hammer + hornet and Rico+Viking)

4) a got really mad(and still do)at all the railgun snipers :angry:

5) I didn't know about m1-2-3s

6) I though isida was the most powerful turret (they were so annoying back at corporal) now its my favorite turret besides smoky

7) was perfectly happy with his the game was ..... now there premium accounts and the crappy micro upgrade sistm

 

.......edit.....

8) I also didn't know about the forum ...now I'm all over it :)

Edited November 17, 2015 by fordmustang12345

[personia 4,036]

When I was a noob Ricochet didn't exist.

Yeah, that was me. I remember when they added it. 

[SpeedyRailgun 183]

When i was nub i used viking or wasp+all turrets

I was bad at parkour

I thinked there is also 5 crystal boxes 25, 50, and 100 not only 1, i thinked 100 box was black, 25 was orange and yea :D

I thinked Limited time guns are able to buy only at this time, but you can keep it forever, like there was smoky XT wgat costed 38k when i was 37 and i realy wanted to buy it because i thinked it can 1hit-kill everyone.

I thinked twins are the best gun in the tanki

I saw the jump-hacker and i thinked i can do the same using 1 button on my keyboard :D

 

I was 10 or 9 years old dummy :D

 

Ou. And when i was trying to capture flag, i got lost and just was driving around the map for 10 mins finding where to capture flag :D

There were no hornets,ricoshets, shafts.

Ou! and my brother saw gold box in front of him, but he thinked he mush destroy it by shooting so 1 firebird took it!

Edited November 17, 2015 by SpeedyRailgun

[Cor7y 13,862]

Interesting what you nubs did :ph34r:

[Quarks 2,255]

When I was a nug, I came in first place in my first ever battle, getting the 200 crystals for that. I then preceded to fail at everything after that.

[TheGoldenTanker 4,951]

Once upon a time, long, long, looooooooooong ago in a house in a town called "far far away" I created my very first account called "JamesLewisTX" and when it put me in battles, I was that much of a nub back then, I didn't know how to:

 

1. Kill... like I had these random people shooting at me, and killing me, and I had no clue why ._.

 

2. Turn my turret  -_-

 

Took me a while to do that tbh.

 

3. And I didn't even know what a Gold Box was.

 

And funnily enough, I came across this game whilst browsing though the Mini-Clip games  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Edited November 17, 2015 by Unthinkable

[personia 4,036]

When I was a noob, I used to enter tanki via miniclip. 

[1st.Class.Bro 176]

LOL ..This was such a funny thread to read ..just laughed at all those points others did too. Here are some:

 

1. I used to run around with flag trying to hide it and thought that was the aim

2. Collected crystal boxes rather than play with team

3. Would avoid the supply drops on the ground thinking they were useless

4. Didn't know what gold boxes were

5. Entered via miniclip

6. Didn't move turret until major

7. Kept lava til marshal with hornet m2 and isida m3

8. Sent all the gizmo's requests

9. Printscreen when I killed a gizmo at WO5

10. That Serpuhov and Rio were the only maps

11. Parkoured so much and never ranked

12. Never watched v logs til got to brigadier cos I thought they were useless

13. Never logged into forum

14. Thought mods wer robots and tested by asking if wanted account (my first ban )

15. Only started xp bp at generalissimo

16. Called turret and hull top and bottom or gun and base

17. Added everyone that sent request

18. Bought dirty paint at full price thinking it had best protection against rail/shaft as soon as I had enough

19. Upgraded my m1 rail

20. Be the only low rank player playing with all gizmo's with m1 equipment

21. Cry when people called me noob

 

Never became a pro

 

Wait!  there are more....

 

22. Always thanked isidas for repairing my tank, I thought they were just the kindest people ever and sent them all friend requests

23. Didn't know how to create battles

24. Didn't know how to copy a battle link into lobby chat

25. I thought I came first in battle cos I bought xp s.m.p

26. Anyone who got a higher score I thought had bought the s,m,p too

27. Didn't know how to chat in battles or team chat thereafter

28. Bought titan when someone said it was the fastest hull

29. Pressed ctrl +w when someone said it would make gold fall !

30. When I saw jump hack I pressed every key on the keyboard to find it !

31. Power levelled last ranks to gizmo cos I wanted to grow up fast hhhhh

Edited November 18, 2015 by 1st.Class.Bro

[brianhoh2000 4]

I remember one time I kept on shooting my teammate with shaft on accident and wondering why he wouldn't die...

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

Ok lets get something straight unless recommended by a friend I think 99.99% of people found tanki on miniclip com (like me who was playing earn to die 2 at the time when I desided to see what this tank game was sense what I had looked up about it seemed awesome)

[Night-Sisters 2,139]

 

9. Printscreen when I killed a gizmo at WO5

 

:lol: Aww, today's WO5's have it so easy. Little do they know that you used to play gissimos at that rank.  B) 

 

Yep, I remember my first Generalissimo kill on Island at WO5. M3 Mammo\ M3 Twins. Crazy. 

[slycleaversmart 1,154]

:lol: Aww, today's WO5's have it so easy. Little do they know that you used to play gissimos at that rank.  B)

 

Yep, I remember my first Generalissimo kill on Island at WO5. M3 Mammo\ M3 Twins. Crazy. 

lol ik I hear about those chaotic days..

[slycleaversmart 1,154]

Ok I thought of a few more :D

 

1. I used to fear isida users even when they healed me cus they looked weird. :/

2. When I first started I thought that holiday was an award for doing good...

3. my first kill was an accident..... And I try ed to apologize.

4. I first started my clan and it took 4 days till I figured out how to make the @slycleaversmart look like that :P

[II.BOSS 221]

I was a noob when I thought of putting a nick that I have at the moment, I regret it. (O.U.F.A dont even add me he is noob.)