When you were a nub...

[ArcticCow 454]

When I was a nub:

1. I was a nub

2.I did not know what ro or cton or any other Russian words meant

3.Never knew abut gold boxes

4. Never cared about crystal boxes (Now I am regretting it)

5.Used mammy and rico...

6.Was way too cocky (Now I barely use the chat)

7. Thought I was the only player from my country

[AngeIs.And.Demons 1,988]

Okay so,

- I used to use an M0 combo thinking it was OP as long as I used suppplies. 

- I used to think I was a pro

- I used to play without graphics (My old PC couldn't run it on full either :lol: )

- I didn't refrain from abusing ;-;

- I tried to log into people's accounts by putting the password "donkey"

[PATTON_IN_METZ 15]

deleted.

Edited March 17, 2016 by PATTON_IN_METZ

[Glide 418]

I didn't take care of what I was buying, so I was full garage but with everything m0.

[The-Operator219 1,929]

Okay so,

- I used to use an M0 combo thinking it was OP as long as I used suppplies. 

- I used to think I was a pro

- I used to play without graphics (My old PC couldn't run it on full either :lol: )

- I didn't refrain from abusing ;-;

- I tried to log into people's accounts by putting the password "donkey" How did that work out for you? 

[Linda_Zarina 118]

I used to play brick style ok.

[Agent101us 310]

I used to play brick style ok.

Wow idk what that is

[The-Operator219 1,929]

Wow idk what that is

Using Twins.

[golden5648 1,686]

* played with shaft and hunter/dictator or Highland, Camp, Monte Carlo and a hell lotta maps... P:S - I ruled those battles ._.

 

* Sweared with all my heart

 

* Didn't chat on the main chat until I was WO somethin'...

 

* Bought my first m1 turret/hull which was shaft. ._.

 

* da first time when an isida was healin' me I was like "Da hell ur doin'?"... But that was before sergeant. :)

 

* Learned to move my turret really quickly thanks to shaft.

 

* Didn't watch V-Logs until WO somethin' and I guess I joined the forums on WO 3 or 4...

 

* Was a youtuber whose first 3 videos were a bit childish.

 

* Got totally mad on druggers.

 

* NEVER DRUGGED.

 

* used isida and hammer on the early WO ranks...

 

* lagged like hell

 

* caught the first gold box i ever saw by just standing on the drop zones... ._. I also didn't know what good it did. 

 

* played Rio CTF's a lot on WO's...

 

* didn't know what flood was and just typed ghjgbjsdhjgvjg on battle chat and saw what happened (which wasn't great :3)

 

* once i created an atra CP on Private (or a really near rank) and the next day when I saw an Atra CP I thought it was the one which i created and i  thought i was famous.

 

*created battles with names such as "Golden5648 War Zone", "GOlden5648 World war 3" so that people who join send friend request to golden5648 (me) and make me think i am popular lol...

[Agent101us 310]

When I started out, I played the to tutorial and died :lol:

[Cor7y 13,862]

When I started out, I played the to tutorial and died :lol:

Wait, was dieing in the Tutorial possible some time ago? :mellow:

[Agent101us 310]

Wait, was dieing in the Tutorial possible some time ago? :mellow:

Acctually, here is my story:

A long time ago (4 years) in a galaxy far,far away I went to miniclip, and saw a cool tank game; Tanki Online. I clicked on it and saw the reviews; a surprising 4.5/5 it was the top game in miniclip. I didn't read the controls, I tried moving with the arrows, it worked :) then I saw a couple of tanks, that's when I fumbled on where to shoot. I died. Later, I reked all the tutorial tanks, then went on to the real game. I played till sergeant major, then stopped. That's when I got mincraft. I played that for 2 years, then my real life friend( part Russian) said "have you heard of a Russian game called Tanki online?" I said yes, but didn't play it anymore, so he convinced me to play it, and not to be mean

 

 

TANKI ONLINE IS THE BEST GAME IN HISTORY!!!! :)

 

 

I made a new account, then I saw their was a new turret..... Hammer, followed by the best, most op wepon in the game Vulcan!! I was so exited I played all the way till this rank, 1st Leuitenite. Yes, this is my "high" rank account. I loved the game. If I had social media, I would share this to ANYONE! I can't wait till tanki x though, those graphics are beyond call of duty or any of those expensive games. Tanki Rocks!

[master_crafter 420]

When I was a noob..... (This all happen before Warrent Officer 4 when I discoverer the Forum)

 

 

 1. I only played DM, and was so surprised when I first played in team battle (of course I tries to kill my team mates).

 

 2. I didn't know paints protected you from current turrets. 

 

 3. I used wasp because it was fast but when I unlocked hornet I never clicked on wasp again :P

 

 4. I never knew you could upgrade paints.

 

 5. I always picked up crystal boxes and drugged just to get them.

 

 6. I didn't know what parkour meant yet I jumped off high places and flipped around, jumping on mammoths and getting a free ride.

 

 7. I thought titan was stronger than mammoth.

 

 8. When smart cool downs where released I got so confused and waited for the rest of my supplies to load and then attack. 

 

 9. I never bought an m1 till WO4

 

10. I never knew you could chat in battles. 

 

Thank God I know how to play tanki now. I was such a noob.

Edited January 3, 2016 by master_crafter

[thunder_da_best 24]

last year

1. I didn't know railgun was the laser like one I thought it was thunder
2. I looked at hacks
3. I faced overpowered kits
4. I was hacked a few times
5. cart before the horse

[r_4oM0 23]

• I Don't know how to turn my "Turret"
• I Didn't know about "Gold Box"
• I Didn't know how to chat
• I was trying to use "Cheat Engine" but hell no!, i don't want too! its in the rules! No hacks..

I'm Noob!  :P

 

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Edited January 4, 2016 by r_4oM0

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

"I can't wait till tanki x though, those graphics are beyond call of duty or any of those expensive games".

They are good. But seriously? Have u even SEEN Black Ops 3? :wub:

[Agent101us 310]

They are good. But seriously? Have u even SEEN Black Ops 3? :wub:

Yes I have see BO3. It ok, but not as realistic as Tanki X.

[BSG-62 512]

When i was a nub i though Dm was the only game mode. 

Only took me 3 weeks to figure out their were teams.

[r_snowleopard0512030 66]

I never was a noob

Its ok.....it happens to all of us. We all know you didn't discover turret rotation button until WO......

[r_snowleopard0512030 66]

I didn't realise that you could change to team chat from the general one for ages   :lol:

[r_snowleopard0512030 66]

Oh, and I thought that rico was the sniper, cos I didn't know what shaft looked like-I spent ages trying to work it out...

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

I didn't realise that you could change to team chat from the general one for ages   :lol:

Me eather. I just discovered that recently like major-sergeant

[to2695 681]

Tell us the things you did/thought when you were a nub/newbie in Tanki.

 

When I was a nub......

 

1. I thought that I got all the battle fund

 

2. I didn't know what a gold box was

 

3. I ALWAYS went for crystal boxes, not caring about flags, kills etc. (Only old players can relate :()

 

4. I used to look for hacks. Let's admit it, most of us here have looked for hacks to give you 9999999 crystals but never succeeded because either there was a survey which we had to complete or it was fake. (I had my account hacked many times :lol:)

 

5. I had to fight against OP kits and high ranks :/ No, not like now, I had to fight against some Warrant Officers when I was a... let's say, Sergeant :/

 

6. I was a real nub at parkour.

 

7. I thought that Wasp was the worst hull in thegame. (It's my favourite hull now -_-)

 

8. I had real difficulty in earning crystals.

 

9. When I was carrying a flag and was returning to my base and found that there was no flag there (Someone had taken our flag), I immediately quit the game thinking it was glitched :lol:

Yesss I did literally all of these. It was soo hard to earn cry before Daily missions. I also thought that smokey was by far the worst m0, m1, m2, m3, and m4. And rico was the best lol. I remember when at WO5 I could face issimos, and crystal box farming (Standing in the middle of Sepurhov using DA, HBs, and nitros waiting they dropped in the middle of the map xDD).

 

 

 

O ya I also told ppl that ctrl w was how to use sniper mode on any gun xDD

Edited January 4, 2016 by to2695

[golden5648 1,686]

When I started out, I played the to tutorial and died :lol:

Haha -_- I'm not that moron who you think will fall on your stupid jokes, we can't even die in the Tutorial.  :mellow: 

[Benefactor 6,888]

Haha -_- I'm not that moron who you think will fall on your stupid jokes, we can't even die in the Tutorial.  :mellow: 

That's how bad he is. Errr - was?  :o  :D  :P