When you were a nub...

[I3ANNED 1,693]

Let's just not get to that yet...

 

 

My nub days are still not over :P Maybe when I reach major...

 

 

Edited January 5, 2016 by I3ANNED

[Agent101us 310]

Haha -_- I'm not that moron who you think will fall on your stupid jokes, we can't even die in the Tutorial. :mellow:

Yes you can! I played it 3 years ago.

[tankionline2027 778]

Jokes from 3 years ago don't bang xD

[E.Leclerc 1,887]

I wus nevr a nub , i alwais pro wus ok .

Edited January 6, 2016 by E.Leclerc

[Cor7y 13,862]

I wus nevr a nub , i alwais pro wus ok .

Of course :3

[E.Leclerc 1,887]

Of course :3

of kors !

[Cor7y 13,862]

of kors !

auf koooorse

[The-Operator219 1,929]

Ja, auf khorse.

[Bydo 20,121]

I'm still one

Edited February 8, 2016 by frozen_heart

[Clorox 1]

1. I thot shaft was best because it does more damage ( but in less time 0 (*_*) )

 

 

2. I thot mamouth was the best hull because it had most health -_-.......

 

 

3.The first gold i saw, it landed on the floor on rio and i just pass by it because i thot it did nothin   ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ :angry: :angry: :angry: :( :( :( :unsure: :unsure: :unsure: :unsure:

[icerugby 1,886]

1. I bought twins (m0 - this was before rebalance) and couldn't find it in my garage so I sat in a corner and cried..

   Turned out I could scroll through the garage to find what I wanted

 

2. Took a gold box (no gold box sirens back when I first joined) without knowing what it was

 

Probably more but I don't remember now ))

[DESTROYERcool1 67]

Its ok.....it happens to all of us. We all know you didn't discover turret rotation button until WO......

not for

[Cor7y 13,862]

1. I bought twins (m0 - this was before rebalance) and couldn't find it in my garage so I sat in a corner and cried..

   Turned out I could scroll through the garage to find what I wanted

 

2. Took a gold box (no gold box sirens back when I first joined) without knowing what it was

 

Probably more but I don't remember now ))

Which staff position did you hold a long time ago?

[icerugby 1,886]

Which staff position did you hold a long time ago?

Consultant lel

[BSG-62 512]

I wondered why no-one else got the flag when i entered a battle i just created. It was empty.

[The-Operator219 1,929]

I thought the goal of the game was to own all the M0 equipment.

Hence the reason my garage is full.

[SuperPyro 6]

2013 shenanigans....on SkyPyro.

 

1. I thought I was OP with mammoth and frequently went on open bridges with no cover. Needless to say, shafted and railgunned.

(Sephurov)

 

2. I liked how twins fired, so I kept doing that, even when there were no enemies and only allies, until finally, I realized there was impact force.

 

3. As the post above said, I thought the goal was to own all the M0 equipment.

 

4. I always went for crystal boxes instead of flag.

 

5. I thought firebird and freeze sucked and that isida was the best turret in the game.

 

I have to think about more...

[master_crafter 420]

I found more stuff I did when I was a nub (part 2)

 

1. I never new what forum was and started to use it more often when I was because I joined my first clan.

2. I did not know what those pick ups were except repair kit. Until the new update with smart cool downs.

3. I only played in rio ctf.

4. I got so mad when cry boxes were removed.

5. l never used drugs but when I new what they did I was such a drugger, and l did not know what drugs or drugger meant.

6. I never bought m1s till .

7. I thought v-logs were dumb. (btw there are awesome and I learnt a lot from them)

8. I never rotated my turret till Captain.

9. I have admit when hammer came out I always used to flip wasp and some hornets over before the re-balance. Also I didn't that was considered sabotage. I did this on Monte Carlo since every one was going on ramps and I'd go on the other side and flip team mates that went over. :D. But it doesn't work now with most turrets.

10. I caught my first gold when I saw in just lying there. 

11. I tries to take my own flag.

12. I did know how CP worked.

13. I loved playing in TDM. (Now I hate it)

14. I didn't know what battle fund was and there was some hacker when it was growing.

15. I only played madness to do flips and fall cuz I thought it was fun. (Now I regret that since it reflects on my D/K ratio.)

16. I never played Death match.

17: I didn't know how you got points in battle.

18: l hated railgun since it took long to reload. I didn't know how to use it. (Now I now how powerful it clan be with skill)

19: I had know clue how to change servers. 

20: l didn't know that there were mines.

21: I didn't know paints protected you until I saw the thing when your battle is loading and said "Paints provide protection against various turrets".

22: l Only used hornet. (I only bought other hulls to show off.)

 

I'm so grateful that I know how tanki works and what it is. I feel bad for nubs since they missed out on good stuff back in the day. Like:

1.When the freeze affect lasted for a long time.

2. Crystal boxes everywhere.

3. When there was no smart cool downs. (Some players constantly put repair lit so they were indestructible.)

4. Isida had electric beams.

5. Hammer and Vulcan never existed.

Edited February 7, 2016 by master_crafter

[DragonOfStorms 2,706]

Here are mine

 

1: Thought Twins (and later Shaft) were the best turrets

2: Got my first gold by just collecting a cool looking box

3: Tried to cap when our flag was missing and thought the game was glitching

4: Didn't drug until WO1

[BSG-62 512]

When i was a nub, i thought Gold Boxes gave you a speed boost. Turns out i was just pressing 3 by accident.

[Anonono 1,233]

When i was a nub, i thought Gold Boxes gave you a speed boost. Turns out i was just pressing 3 by accident.

Still nub now? 3 is dd, 4 is nitro

[yk88 577]

i started tanki years and years ago but didn't play it for two - three years (see rank)  and at first my and my bro were just competing to see who could get the "awesome fire thingy" first and i said i could already buy and so we got really confused why i had more money than him. I told him i picked up loads of boxes and he asked if i picked up an orange one and "i said yeah i got two!" no joke! i got two golds before i was even a Sargent! he knew a little bit about the game and was shocked he had only dreamed of two golds! but i forgot the pass of that acc..... :( it was three years ago!

[The-Operator219 1,929]

Back on my old user from my happy days of being a tween, I remember using only Dictator-Twins with no paint.

[The-Operator219 1,929]

I wore an Urshanka while playing, and still do.

[master_crafter 420]

​when I was a noob did not know you could make battles. I thought they appeared when other battles were full.

Edited February 8, 2016 by master_crafter