The Law of a Nerf.

[NewbieCake 3,067]

Ever wondered what happens to turrets/hulls that never get used because they've gotten so many unnecessary nerfs (*cough cough* Freeze *cough cough*)? Well, I'll tell you! Follow along!

 

 

 

It was a dark night. A Freeze was wondering through the city loving all the attention he was getting. Until, suddenly, Semyon looked out his window and got jealous.

 

 

"We must nerf Freeze! He's becoming more popular than I am!" he exclaimed. "You there! Nerf Freeze so much to the point where it'll only be a shadow of its old figure."

 

 

So the developer did as he was told. And in about one hour, not a single snowflake around. 

 

 

"Hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahah!" laughed Semyon manically. "It'll never be itself again! Muahahahahah!"

 

 

In fact, Freeze got so lonely, it got a heart attack and had to be sent to the "I need a buff so badly I'm never going to get used again" hospital. 

 

 Semyon finally realized what he did was not only horrific, but also cold-hearted (get it?) too. 

 

 

"Buff this turret. We can't have it on life support forever." he declared.

 

 

After that, everybody was happy. It was finally snowing again, everybody finally found a reason to have hot chocolate, and Semyon finally bought a snuggie because it was so cold.

 

 

 

And that's it folks. You can finally see what happens to a turret/hull when it gets nerfed so badly. It get sent to the "I need a buff so badly I'm never going to get used again" hospital. And believe me, Freeze wasn't the only patient there. Every turret has been there at some point in its life.

 

 

 

"We'll all receive something that will downgrade us at some point in our life. It will only make us come back stronger."

Edited September 27, 2015 by NewbieCake

[r_You.Always.Loose0 85]

Creative & Humorous Story

Very Well Done NewbieCake !

 

*Claps*

[Tap_Dancer 1,360]

Good story and it's true :D Shaft also died because of the laser :(

[Cor7y 13,862]

 

 

 

[genak138 950]

"We'll all receive something that will downgrade us at some point in our life. It will only make us come back stronger."

I'll never come back stronger from what happened to me :(

[DarkShadow916 304]

Awesome writing :D

[TriNitroToIuene 4,765]

Oh god, this is humourous stuff! You have a way with words, Cake :lol:

[drazeruzumaki 5,021]

nice one :lol:

[NewbieCake 3,067]

It's a humorous way to explain what happens to turrets/hulls when they don't get used. What should I write type up next? Any suggestions?

[GHOST68INVINCIBLE 152]

Does semyon has like that qualities? :p

[Erty1235_tanki 44]

It's a humorous way to explain what happens to turrets/hulls when they don't get used. What should I write type up next? Any suggestions?

What about thunder it got a nerf.

[GHOST68INVINCIBLE 152]

What about thunder it got a nerf.

What about vulcan? -_- it got too much nerfs.

[NewbieCake 3,067]

What about thunder it got a nerf.

Technically you can replace Freeze with any turret/hull you'd like.

[DanTheKiller1 2,889]

 

 

No,really,story is fun

 

[dilsharox 2,395]

nice one :lol:

[Mr.Cashier 1,622]

Well Done ;)

[Lord-of-the-Snipers 1,620]

Nice story! :)

[NewbieCake 3,067]

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Edited September 27, 2015 by NewbieCake