Other [Issue 41] The Unemployed Column #3

[Vikingsrallentando 3,058]

We've made it to round three of "The Unemployed Column," folks. Its time for the hunt to begin. Its your bi-monthly dose of the next potential jobs to be had around the Tankisphere. We wish you the best of luck and happy hunting!

 

Rock Prop

Developers  

      

We are looking for the next tank to model for a rock prop. You must be able to stay in one place for an hour or more without fidgeting. You will be lodged into the side of a cliff, so be prepared to confront insects and unsuspecting birds. Any opinion on the progress of the prop won’t be accepted until after it has been added to the game. This is to ensure we got it right. Furthermore, you are not allowed to tell friends of the project, as it will ruin the surprise. We look forward to hearing from you.

 

Waterboy

eSports

 

YOU WORK FOR eSPORTS, KID. Your duty will be to supply refreshments to exhausted clan members after a day's hard training, clan war or noobing around. They may abuse you, look down upon you, shame you, but you must keep going. Low salary to be expected - all the money's going into streaming that tournament, and someone with a low level of skills is welcome to join - preferably a tanker who doesn't know how to turn his turret. Must wait upon your employees and no job perks except for getting a glimpse of pro eSportsmen. Oh, and no autographs allowed.

 

Emerald Miner

Ural Mountains

 

Seeking tank to blast into the walls of the mine. Thunder, Smokey or Railgun should suffice. Must be tolerant of the horrible conditions underground; poor lighting, minimal oxygen, and enclosed spaces. It is advised against the use of the paint Emerald because it is likely for you to be mistaken as the motherload and become dismantled. Strict safety codes must be followed and you mustn’t complain about the 16 hour shift. Good luck.

 

Campsite Manager

Osa

 

Your job is to ensure that young recruits learn to camp well, teaching them survival skills and also doing away with the modern education system, leaving the lone thought that big is better. You have to maintain the discipline of the raucous crowd who run away to the opposite end of the map within seconds if not supervised. The flag-maker will be your main business rival; however his is an independent business, so make sure nobody attending your camp plays truant at the flag-maker's. YOU will be punished for violations of your charges, and slow metabolism is a MUST.

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Which position are you going for?

Edited July 29, 2017 by Vikingsrallentando

[Hex 11,520]

A viking that lits up TNT :3

[Darren4Turbo 4,913]

Campsite Manager  B)

Edited October 2, 2015 by Darren4Turbo

[Quarks 2,255]

Any shafters, you can be a rock. Just use mammy :D Probably a miner, no others looked good.

[anuclearbomb 220]

Any shafters, you can be a rock. Just use mammy :D Probably a miner, no others looked good.

hahhahahahahahhaahhahaha i hate mammy, that being said.... i really hate mammy

 

yeah minner is good, i have digital,hunter, and thunder m1, will work for peanuts

Edited October 2, 2015 by anuclearbomb

[thunderousrailgunner 1,934]

Emerald Miner B)

[Humble 394]

Waterboy 

[TriNitroToIuene 4,765]

A viking that lits up TNT :3

Arrrrrrr-BOOM

[Penguin40 1,714]

Campsite Manager. 

[Devin_The_Armageddon 30]

Id like to apply for the rock prop. Just one question tho.

 

Are you the prop or is the tank?

[TriNitroToIuene 4,765]

Are you the prop or is the tank?

Semyon is.

[2-black-cadillacs 0]

miner just need mammy and shaft thats all