The Toilet Paper Army [TPA]

[Coat 2,280]

Darren, actually, I didn't reply to your that post as to date a girl is strictly prohibited in my family. I was sitting in family and couldn't reply to that ok? Even such pictures, or even the pictures which shows partial nudity and prohibited for me. I wonder, you being a 13 year old guy, knows more adult things than me. (I'm 16)... Kids knows more than adults these days...

[Darren4Turbo 4,913]

Darren, actually, I didn't reply to your that post as to date a girl is strictly prohibited in my family. I was sitting in family and couldn't reply to that ok? Even such pictures, or even the pictures which shows partial nudity and prohibited for me. I wonder, you being a 13 year old guy, knows more adult things than me. (I'm 16)... Kids knows more than adults these days...

Mate, alright, I come from a country in Europe and dating is allowed here. I respect your culture and tradition, and the picture doesn't even have any nudity content in it. And some kids, who are even younger than me, date already.

[Coat 2,280]

Mate, alright, I come from a country in Europe and dating is allowed here. I respect your culture and tradition, and the picture doesn't even have any nudity content in it. And some kids, who are even younger than me, date already.

Lol when did I say there's partial nudity in that pic? I was just talkin' about a normal European or American, who don't wear full clothes. I'm not disrespecting anyone, mate. Different countries have different cultures, everyone love theirs own...

[Darren4Turbo 4,913]

Lol when did I say there's partial nudity in that pic? I was just talkin' about a normal European or American, who don't wear full clothes. I'm not disrespecting anyone, mate. Different countries have different cultures, everyone love theirs own...

Yeah, thanks.

 

The Toilet Paper Newspaper

 

Printed on pure ultra-soft toilet paper

 

Daily headline

 

@Galaxy flushed down the toilet

 

A few days ago, Galaxy left the forums. Reason? I'm here to tell you.

 

You might have seen his goodbye message. IT IS ALL FAKE. The truth is here:

 

Galaxy sent me a PM the day he left asking me to share this all with you only two days after he leaves. The PM he sent me was like this, copied word by word and completely unedited:

 

''Dear TSY, you are the only noob I trust. So here is what is about to happen. I am the next piece of toilet paper that will be used to wipe Yisroel.Rabin's butt, and you know he always flushes us down the toilet. I doubt I will be able to find my way out of the drainage pipes, even if I do, I'll be quite wet and you don't want to touch me. I will give you my will :

 

I leave Supra, Darren and Hate 100k crys and 100 gold boxes each.

I leave Marc and Hexed 200k crys and 200 gold boxds each. They were faithful wiki editors and agreed to spy on Cedric.

And last of all, I leave you my account :ph34r:

 

Goodbye

 

And two mins later, he was flushed down the toilet. What a tragic end.

 

TSY_the_crazy, ToiletPaper Newspaper manager

Nice one!  :lol: 

[player_03 90]

The Toilet Paper Newspaper

 

Printed on pure ultra-soft toilet paper

 

Daily headline

 

@Galaxy flushed down the toilet

 

A few days ago, Galaxy left the forums. Reason? I'm here to tell you.

 

You might have seen his goodbye message. IT IS ALL FAKE. The truth is here:

 

Galaxy sent me a PM the day he left asking me to share this all with you only two days after he leaves. The PM he sent me was like this, copied word by word and completely unedited:

 

''Dear TSY, you are the only noob I trust. So here is what is about to happen. I am the next piece of toilet paper that will be used to wipe Yisroel.Rabin's butt, and you know he always flushes us down the toilet. I doubt I will be able to find my way out of the drainage pipes, even if I do, I'll be quite wet and you don't want to touch me. I will give you my will :

 

I leave Supra, Darren and Hate 100k crys and 100 gold boxes each.

I leave Marc and Hexed 200k crys and 200 gold boxds each. They were faithful wiki editors and agreed to spy on Cedric.

And last of all, I leave you my account :ph34r:

 

Goodbye

 

And two mins later, he was flushed down the toilet. What a tragic end.

 

TSY_the_crazy, ToiletPaper Newspaper manager

RIP Galaxy

y i no get acctz

Edited August 22, 2017 by player_03

[Coat 2,280]

k a bit

[Coat 2,280]

Send me a PM with your article and I'll just fix some grammatical stuff (so don't accuse me of editing your article to make me look good :ph34r:)

Done :D

[Coat 2,280]

The Toilet Paper Newspaper

Printed on pure ultra-soft toilet paper

Daily headline

Toilet Papers released, culprit found

@Hate goes to a store to get some more toilet papers. There he finds some friendly toilet papers names Mad, HAPPSHOT, and ToiletPaperRoll. He told them about his army of toilet papers that has taken the responsibility of cleaning humans' butts. This inspired all these toilet papers. They joined the army. After all the old toilet papers got used by Ostrich and Yisroel, Hate became anxious that if only these two humans will use all the toilet papers, then what about all the others? After some days, while finding some new toilet papers, Hate came to know that Ostrich was not actually a human and it used all the toilet papers. Yisroel used only a few, which was legal according to toilet paper laws. This made Hate a bit angry, then he thought that he can do nothing, he's just a toilet paper, if he goes to Ostrich to get his toilet papers back, Ostrich won't release them, instead it'll capture him too. Hate found that Ostrich was very cruel. Hate had to take a stand against Ostrich, otherwise there would be no toilet paper for humans, and he can't find enough toilet papers for Ostrich, it used a lot of them within no time. There was no other option for Hate, he went to Ostrich and requested it to set his toilet papers free. When Hate reached there, he finds Ostrich very friendly. They soon became good friends. He asked Ostrich about his lost toilet papers. Ostrich replied "Oh, these were your toilet papers? I was finding their leader, they all were caught by a beast, I retrieved them from that cruel beast. These innocent toilet papers didn't know the way back to home, so I offered them to live with me, which they accepted as they couldn't do anything other.
The point was that that who is that beast, who imprisoned these gentle toilet papers. After some hours of hardworking, Hate comes to know that the beast was named Darren. In some places, he was also known as "De Krul Kamil". He was half human. He had crush on a girl. They date each other many times a day. Whenever he gets to meet her, he uses up a lot of toilet papers instead of water as he wanted to reach to his girlfriend as soon as possible. He also gifted his girlfriend some used toilet papers, anyway, these toilet papers weren't from the Hate's army.
Hate orders his army to capture De Krul Kamil, which they did with some effort. Now De Ktun Kamil was in the control of Hate and his army. De Krul Kamil told them that Yisroel is his daddy. Yisroel, who was a very good user of toilet papers reached there to retrieve his son.
When he saw his son tied up on a chair there, a conversation begun.
Yisroel: Darren, you here? Why?
Darren: Yea daddy, these toilet papers brought me here, they said why you used up many of them. I told them that I have to go to my crush in hurry, so I use them up.
Yisroel: Darren, my son, it's not right to use up that many toilet papers once. Now you'll get only one roll of toilet paper for the entire year. This is your punishment.

All other toilet papers were also agreed on what Yisroel said. Then @ToiletPaperRoll was given to Darren, which he had to use for the entire year. Hate ordered his army to set Darren free, which they did. Now whenever Darren goes to his girlfriend, he reaches very late, because he has to use water every time.

Edited August 22, 2017 by Mad

[player_03 90]

Guys, can someone come online? I wanna spam chat a little :ph34r:

Io ist online now

 

The Toilet Paper Newspaper

 

Printed on pure ultra-soft toilet paper

 

Daily headline

 

Toilet Papers released, culprit found

 

@Hate goes to a store to get some more toilet papers. There he finds some friendly toilet papers names Mad, HAPPSHOT, and ToiletPaperRoll. He told them about his army of toilet papers that has taken the responsibility of cleaning humans' butts. This inspired all these toilet papers. They joined the army. After all the old toilet papers got used by Ostrich and Yisroel, Hate became anxious that if only these two humans will use all the toilet papers, then what about all the others? After some days, while finding some new toilet papers, Hate came to know that Ostrich was not actually a human and it used all the toilet papers. Yisroel used only a few, which was legal according to toilet paper laws. This made Hate a bit angry, then he thought that he can do nothing, he's just a toilet paper, if he goes to Ostrich to get his toilet papers back, Ostrich won't release them, instead it'll capture him too. Hate found that Ostrich was very cruel. Hate had to take a stand against Ostrich, otherwise there would be no toilet paper for humans, and he can't find enough toilet papers for Ostrich, it used a lot of them within no time. There was no other option for Hate, he went to Ostrich and requested it to set his toilet papers free. When Hate reached there, he finds Ostrich very friendly. They soon became good friends. He asked Ostrich about his lost toilet papers. Ostrich replied "Oh, these were your toilet papers? I was finding their leader, they all were caught by a beast, I retrieved them from that cruel beast. These innocent toilet papers didn't know the way back to home, so I offered them to live with me, which they accepted as they couldn't do anything other.

The point was that that who is that beast, who imprisoned these gentle toilet papers. After some hours of hardworking, Hate comes to know that the beast was named Darren. In some places, he was also known as "De Krul Kamil". He was half human. He had crush on a girl. They date each other many times a day. Whenever he gets to meet her, he uses up a lot of toilet papers instead of water as he wanted to reach to his girlfriend as soon as possible. He also gifted his girlfriend some used toilet papers, anyway, these toilet papers weren't from the Hate's army.

Hate orders his army to capture De Krul Kamil, which they did with some effort. Now De Ktun Kamil was in the control of Hate and his army. De Krul Kamil told them that Yisroel is his daddy. Yisroel, who was a very good user of toilet papers reached there to retrieve his son.

When he saw his son tied up on a chair there, a conversation begun.

Yisroel: Darren, you here? Why?

Darren: Yea daddy, these toilet papers brought me here, they said why you used up many of them. I told them that I have to go to my crush in hurry, so I use them up.

Yisroel: Darren, my son, it's not right to use up that many toilet papers once. Now you'll get only one roll of toilet paper for the entire year. This is your punishment.

 

All other toilet papers were also agreed on what Yisroel said. Then @ToiletPaperRoll was given to Darren, which he had to use for the entire year. Hate ordered his army to set Darren free, which they did. Now whenever Darren goes to his girlfriend, he reaches very late, because he has to use water every time.

<sarcasm>

Who authorized these formatting errors!?!?!

</sarcasm>

Good article, I would suggest trying to reduce length.

Also, I can help TP_2017 with the editing if he finds it necessary.

Edited August 22, 2017 by player_03

[Coat 2,280]

TSY, I'm so sorry, but I'm not further helping in that newspaper thingy as I'm not a good writer. Also, my English is pretty weak.  :unsure:

[Coat 2,280]

[Coat 2,280]

When did I beg tho? That meme was just a prank bro, don't you understand them?

[Guest]

nice job guys! keep the newspaper thing up :D also, good to see darren back

[delnina2 1,570]

nice job guys! keep the newspaper thing up :D also, good to see darren back

 

:o  :o :o  :o  :o  :o  :o  :o  :o  :o  :o  :o  

 

 

You're back ! 

 

 

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D  :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D  :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D  :D :D

 

Edited August 24, 2017 by delnina2

[Guest]

:o  :o :o  :o  :o  :o  :o  :o  :o  :o  :o  :o  

 

You're back ! 

 

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D  :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D  :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D  :D :D

heeey howz u

lol, i did post here last week :p :p 

[delnina2 1,570]

 

I am good thanks ! What about you .

[Guest]

I'm good too :)

[Coat 2,280]

What about me? xD

[delnina2 1,570]

What about me? xD

You're mad :/ 

[Coat 2,280]

You're mad :/ 

:wub:  :wub:

[Darren4Turbo 4,913]

nice job guys! keep the newspaper thing up :D also, good to see darren back

<3

[Darren4Turbo 4,913]

When are you ranking to Marshal Darren  :D?

[Coat 2,280]

When are you ranking to Marshal Darren  :D?

After Adriel.RB

[Guest]

i ranked on my tpa :D

[Darren4Turbo 4,913]

Congrats, I got banned on TPA :P Congrats to me too :D

And I forgot my password ._.