[Issue 42] [Contest] Help Needed: Occupations for the Unemployed

[maxus_helios101 17]

Job Name: ZooKeeper Job Location: Tankionline Zoo Let's get straight to the job description. First of all you would have to clean the Mammoth's cage without being influenced by the new Far Cry Primal and killing it. Secondly, you have to pet the titan every few hours and no, there are no gods in it's cage. You also have keep check on the wasps and hornets and you aren't allowed to take any peaticides with you (Hah! scaredy cat). Lastly, you have to feed the vikings and the hunters and no , there aren't any dagons or a Tarzan in there. So are you ready to apply? Words : 99

[classyplebs 1,786]

lel why's @Zam-B talkin to himself

[NicoleParker 23]

Job: Social Activist

 

Location: Wherever the missions take you

 

Recent reports have indicated a sharp decline in the population of mammoths and Siberian tigers due to excessive hunting.

Immoral hunters (sellers) undergo transactions with crime syndicates (buyers) through manipulating gold drops across Tankiverse (The trafficked species would be transported within gold boxes and dropped at designated areas for the buyers).

 

To staunch the advance of such inhumane endeavors, please assist our field agent NicoleParker in attaining gold boxes of trafficked species by chanting “Press ctrl+w for gold drop” to disrupt heartless hunters' circadian and enteric rhythms.

 

Rewards: Daily Michelin French gourmet meals prepared by up-and-coming chef NicoleParker. Bon Appetit.

 

(Word count: 100)

Edited October 28, 2015 by NicoleParker

[Lyzard23 12]

Job: Zookeeper

I’m the zookeeper here at the Tanki Online Zoo. I love petting ‘em Mammoths. They’re our main attraction. Once in a while, someone calls us to tell that some Hunters have wounded a Mammoth somewhere. Luckily, we have Isidas who’ll heal ‘em. We also have Firebirds, but I hate ‘em. They’re constantly making noise and commotion. When one of ‘em gets too noisy, we’ll get our Freezes to handle ‘em. Do not worry though; what happens after is only temporary. Oh yeah, I almost forgot, we also have Wasps and Hornets. Long story short, they are not nice.

 

[Nick_Lee 5]

Trader

Tanki Pharmaceutical Inc.

 

Are you frustrated with the overpriced drug industry? Stumped why speed boosts are the same price as double damage? Say no more, this is the job for you! We’re looking for the brightest, smartest, and savviest mathematical and psychological experts willing to negotiate trade deals of our high quality top notch drugs pharmaceutical products. Aim toward Mammoths and Titans, since they show an uncontrollable addiction interest in our products, but avoid offering speed boosts (it makes them somewhat self-conscious). Keep out for shafts: they often snipe for lucrative deals. Pay is 50 crystals + 5 useless speed boost per deal.

 

99 words :)

[marc.jp_44 20,837]

Good luck everyone (well all need it!).

Contest will finish soon?

[TriNitroToIuene 4,765]

The contest has now come to an end. Thank you for participating, and stay tuned for the results in Issue 43! :)