[Issue 3] Map Poetry! (TWG)

[marc.jp_44 20,837]

Polygon CP

Which battle to go to? I think I'll go to Polygon CP,

Yes! My team's winning by the skin of our teeth! It's like 37-33.

Oh no! The other team's captured the Point!

I go straight for the kill, my team I mustn't disappoint.

My Firebird seems to scorch everyone in the Pit, they're all scared,

Suddenly, a huge Dictator comes at me but I'm prepared!

I quickly dodge his huge Railgun's beam,

Whilst finishing him so fast he must've thought it was a dream!

I went back to the Point but stayed low under the ramp,

Enemies came to capture our point but I burnt them all, like a concentration camp!

Time is running out, the scores are tight!

46-44, this is a good fight,

We shall not give in, we shall not lose,

Attack or Defend? The Enemies must choose,

Time is running out! They thought fast. They go all in, do or die,

Enemies Captured the Point, soon later, time ran out, 46-46, it's a tie!

Noise CTF
Browsing through the battles and I find Noise CTF,
I join the Red Team and it was so loud, I almost went deaf!
The loud noise was coming from the siren indicating a Gold Box dropping,
I was looking at the crowd going for the Gold and ... Wow! It was whopping!
There must've been about 12 people camping under that Gold Box stamp,
They were all camping somewhere around where I was hiding, the ramp,
Suddenly I see the Gold slowly descending,
The wait seems to be never ending!
Tankers all jump and miss,
I swoop in later and blew 'em a kiss,
'Cause I took that Gold like an absolute Gun,
Hahaha! That was so much fun!
We continue the battle and someone tries to steal our Flag,
But we killed him before he could get to base, we've got this in the bag!
We're winning this battle 4 Flags to 1,
We feel like we've already won!
I'm doing well, in fact, I'm coming first,
I just captured another Flag while the Enemies cursed.
One Guy actually went pretty far with our Flag, I'll kill him! That's my pledge!
And right enough! I troll'd him and made him fall over the edge!
Battles over, we totally smashed,
I came first with 43 kills, wow, I thrashed!

Sandbox CTF 1v1
I meet my friend at a Sandbox XP CTF 1v1,
I'll probably lose to him, 'cause he's a gun!
We start the battle at 10 minutes on the battle clock,
He went straight for my Flag, like a swooping hawk!
He takes mine quickly,
He tries to run away but I shoot him and return my Flag, slickly.
I go for his Flag but there I see him hiding,
His aggression slowly subsiding,
He reveals himself from the corner,
And shoots me, I think I'm a goner!
I decide to flee,
But he shot and flipped me,
He's beating me now with Ping,
'Cause mine's as slow as the Web Browser Bing!
His shots are missing on my screen,
He's lagging so much, it look like his Tank's high on caffeine!
The battle came to an end,
His performances I must commend!

 

Credits:  for writing whole Article and @Spartan_28 for the inspiration for the 'Sandbox CTF 1v1' Poem, GG!

Edited October 29, 2015 by Marc

[Rayyan 3,415]

Love the job. :)

[marc.jp_44 20,837]

Love the job. :)

I do!

[angeloSr 234]

nice

[dilsharox 2,395]

Nice

[marc.jp_44 20,837]

nice

  

Nice

Thanks guys!

[Quarks 2,255]

Well done Marc, A very good improvement. My only comment is that the concentration camp comment is a little tasteless, as a lot of people died through those, however, the context was decent. Good job.

[marc.jp_44 20,837]

Well done Marc, A very good improvement. My only comment is that the concentration camp comment is a little tasteless, as a lot of people died through those, however, the context was decent. Good job.

Yeah, Ik. I thought the same thing but thanks. I couldn't think of anything else to rhyme.

[Quarks 2,255]

Yeah, Ik. I thought the same thing but thanks. I couldn't think of anything else to rhyme.

I understand, I am not good at poetry, and it does work.

[Spartan_28 347]

Awesome poetry :)

[BlueDragon_tamki 3,204]

Gj

[Zenyth 6,494]

Great wOrk

[MatjamRicochetShaft 30]

And I thought I was good. Thx for shattering my dreams man :(

 

LOL great job m8 :d

[zaintahir 458]

love it!

[marc.jp_44 20,837]

Awesome poetry :)

Gj

Great wOrk

And I thought I was good. Thx for shattering my dreams man :(

LOL great job m8 :d

love it!

Wow! Thanks guys! Edited March 31, 2016 by marc.jp_44

[Velocity 341]

Well done sir! I enjoy this kind of unique and special posts.  ;)

[Hex 11,520]

Well done sir! I enjoy this kind of unique and special posts.  ;)

[marc.jp_44 20,837]

Well done sir! I enjoy this kind of unique and special posts.  ;)

  

 

Well done sir! I enjoy this kind of unique and special posts.  ;)

 

Thanks Guys! I applied to be a Reporter recently, hope I get in!

[Quarks 2,255]

   Thanks Guys! I applied to be a Reporter recently, hope I get in!

Who knows, nobody, except those who read it of course

[marc.jp_44 20,837]

Who knows, nobody, except those who read it of course

Yeah, haven't yet received a response.

Edited March 31, 2016 by marc.jp_44

[marc.jp_44 20,837]

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[mynameisdaniel_2015 144]

Great poem ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ :D :D :D :D :lol: :) B)

[marc.jp_44 20,837]

Great poem ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ :D :D :D :D :lol: :) B)

Thanks Dude!