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On the twentieth of October 2015, I was on my alt account in the garage before I logged off for the night. The 100% SMP was just sat there looking straight back at me, and I was thinking to myself: "Oh boy, one day my friend, you are really going to help me rank super fast and help me complete my "earn (bla bla bla) in the map Polygon" much faster.

 

The next day when I woke up, I do my daily routine for the morning. - Which is hit my alarm clock harder than I whack a mole (to turn it off), I rub my eyes, get dressed, have breakfast, brush my teeth, then I settled down onto my nice, relaxing comfortable arm chair. I looked at the clock. It was just turned 7AM. "Thirty minutes before I have to set off to College" I thought to myself. 

 

So, I had thirty minutes free spare time. I whipped out my laptop, fired it up as quickly as possible, put my password into the logging area then quickly clicked on the browser that I find works best for Tanki.

 

Before I logged onto the actual game to see what glorius, wonderful missions Tanki would greet me with today, I decided to quickly log onto the Forum to check out my notifcations and PM's.

 

After I did that, I quickly scanned the "News and Announcements" area. 

 

I noticed that a new thread had been created, started by our awesome EN Community Manager, Semyon Kirov. The title said "Premium Accounts are in the game!" 

 

I thought to myself: "Ah. The update that 80% of the community have been dreading is in the game"

 

I began to get curious, curious to see what people were saying about this new update. So I clicked onto the link, read what every word what Semyon typed - from top to bottom, then after that, I began to read the comments.

 

At that time, there was only like five-six pages, so reading them all wouldn't take very long at all.

 

I got to page three, and I began to see the most oddest of post. 

 

Things like:

 

"RIP 100% SMP"

 

"Where has the 100% SMP gone?"

 

"Why is the 100% SMP not in my garage?"

 

"Nuuuuuu I wanted to buy a 100% SMP :("

 

I began to frown. I began to get confused. I began to worry slightly. "This is outrageous" I thought to myself.

 

I began thinking to myself: "No, surely the 100% SMP hasn't gone. Surely the 100% SMP is still in our garages. Surely these people are up to their usual tricks and trolling us"

 

But they weren't...

 

I looked at the clock once again, it was 7:12 AM.

 

"Eighteen minutes before I have to set off to hell College. Plenty of time to check what missions I get greeted with today" I thought to myself

 

While my heart was beating fast with panic, and breathing like I never breathed before, as fast as lightening, I typed in my nickname and password in their rightful boxes, (on my alt account) and I got the most useless missions ever. "collect 3 repair kits" "earn 300 experience in the map Tribute" "destroy 25 enemies" and they were all drug rewards. So I just quickly closed the missions, they didn't interest me at all and I would get to them later tonight and change them once I got back home from a hard and long day from College.

 

I went into my garage, it loaded in seconds just like it usually does. I saw that a kit had returned! "welcome back Minotaur Kit" I thought to myself. I sadly didn't have enough crystals to buy it though.

 

I scrolled along about two inches, then I came to an abrupt halt. What was there 8 hours earlier wasn't there 8 hours later.

 

Surely my eyes were playing tricks on me, right? 

 

I blinked. Then I blinked again. But no, my eyes weren't playing tricks on me at all.

 

Just like Moonsilence, just like Canyon, just like Deck-9 and just like Crystal Boxes...

 

The 100% SMP had been kidnapped and brutally murded overnight while I was sleeping......

 

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"Goodbye old friend. You were the most helpful thing ever imaginable. Whether if a Tanker wanted to rank up to Generalissimo as fast as possible, or whether a Generalissimo wanted to complete his earn 99999 experience in battles mission as fast as possible, you were always there to help - any day of the week. Heck, you were the reason how I got to my rank so fast! You helped out 100's upon 100's of Tankers each and every day. You didn't deserve what happened to you, and you will be sadly missed."

 

RIP 100% SMP. From late 2014 - late 2015 :(

 

This... this is my reaction to this aweful and out of the blue death :(

 

I cri everytime :( :( :(

 

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And yes, there also used to be an old 30% SMP, which was also brutally murdered just like the 100% SMP, and which had been in the game for many years, but I didn't find that pass very helpful or useful to be honest, hence why I didn't make a topic about it.

 

More like R.I.P 30%, 50% and 100% (all dead) :( but then again this was posted before the 50% pass died.

 

It was bad enough when 30% and 100% pass died but 50% :(

Edited by Bradley_2015
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I'm most likely gonna get banned but hey, they removed the dislike button to provoke a discussion. So here's your discussion.

Premium accounts are the WORST. They are just the worst. Why? Because:

-when they were added they didn't want the buyers to get A TON of xp so they removed the SMPs from sale, but they removed them from sale for everybody which means only they can get the xp bonus now;

-they want to advantage these people even more, 100% more crystals? You mean if I'm first that doesn't mean I deserve the more crystals, but some buyer? Outrageous!

-the paint is just simply cancer;

-they are able to buy XTs, which I don't really mind, but think of others who spent millions of crystals to get the XT mission, most times failing;

I understand the Unity project costs some money, putting the developers to this much work, but really? This? This is what you have become? Another fully P2W (Pay to Win) game?

I'm really dissapointed, and I hope this thing created by Satan himself isn't brought to Unity, but the SMPs are.

And now, how many hours can this post last without getting removed? We shall find out!

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I'm most likely gonna get banned but hey, they removed the dislike button to provoke a discussion. So here's your discussion.

Premium accounts are the WORST. They are just the worst. Why? Because:

-when they were added they didn't want the buyers to get A TON of xp so they removed the SMPs from sale, but they removed them from sale for everybody which means only they can get the xp bonus now;

-they want to advantage these people even more, 100% more crystals? You mean if I'm first that doesn't mean I deserve the more crystals, but some buyer? Outrageous!

-the paint is just simply cancer;

-they are able to buy XTs, which I don't really mind, but think of others who spent millions of crystals to get the XT mission, most times failing;

I understand the Unity project costs some money, putting the developers to this much work, but really? This? This is what you have become? Another fully P2W (Pay to Win) game?

I'm really dissapointed, and I hope this thing created by Satan himself isn't brought to Unity, but the SMPs are.

And now, how many hours can this post last without getting removed? We shall find out!

Bravo! Bravo! Well said :D

 

And it's been 3 hours now, and your post still hasn't been removed yet :P

 

Lets hope it doesn't (well I hope anyway) because everything you said is so true :)

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I'm most likely gonna get banned but hey, they removed the dislike button to provoke a discussion. So here's your discussion.

Premium accounts are the WORST. They are just the worst. Why? Because:

-when they were added they didn't want the buyers to get A TON of xp so they removed the SMPs from sale, but they removed them from sale for everybody which means only they can get the xp bonus now;

-they want to advantage these people even more, 100% more crystals? You mean if I'm first that doesn't mean I deserve the more crystals, but some buyer? Outrageous!

-the paint is just simply cancer;

-they are able to buy XTs, which I don't really mind, but think of others who spent millions of crystals to get the XT mission, most times failing;

I understand the Unity project costs some money, putting the developers to this much work, but really? This? This is what you have become? Another fully P2W (Pay to Win) game?

I'm really dissapointed, and I hope this thing created by Satan himself isn't brought to Unity, but the SMPs are.

And now, how many hours can this post last without getting removed? We shall find out!

That is the truth of the matter. Seymon and the devs stuffed up this time...

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That is the truth of the matter. Seymon and the devs stuffed up this time...

Why blame it on Semyon though?

 

He's not the guy who comes up with all these ideas/plans, no no no... that my friend is down to the devs.

 

Semyon gets told these updates, then he tells us (the English community) the updates that he got told...

 

Do you get what I mean, or am I confusing you?

 

So please don't blame Semyon, alright?

 

Ok thanks.

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now a days i`m wondering if we do have people in tanki office i`m finding i`m getting a repeat messages when sending in issue to tanki online and there more a computer just saying the same thing every time  and there is no customer service and this might be true in the dev department that they have some one just type in any thing into the computer and the computer gives them the ideas now..so what do u think ?? lol

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