Feelings & moments we've all had in Tanki Online

[SmexierGiraffe 194]

How slow are you????? :lol:

well its more of a i wasn't paying attention situation lol

[Yisroel.Rabin 16,224]

That moment when 2 boys are dating each other on chat.

 

That moment when someone chats to himself.

 

That moment when you self-destruct because of anti-cheat just before taking a gold box.

 

That moment when someone calls you a noob, and you wash him out.

 

That moment when someone reports you for no reason.

 

That moment when someone asks if you are a boy or girl.

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that moment when your turret is 48/50 and you run into someone with the exact same turret that is 49/50.

 

that moment when you're new to tanki and everyones asking if anyone here is a girl and you actually respond assuming they wont harass you. (literally this happened every other day to me when i was a lower rank)

 

that moment when you get cornered by three mammoth and isida's and all you can do is cry.

 

that moment when you kill someone while they were ranking up.

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That moment when you get the chance to post first on the v-log topic but you have no idea what to write.

 

That moment when you are about to join a battle with equivalent players on both sides and you are unsure about which team to join.

 

That moment when you have just joined a battle and find several enemy druggers in your base, waiting for you to spawn.

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That moment when you accidentally rank to gizmo, swear, and then get banned for profanity.

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NOTICE:

You guys may notice that sometimes you tend to write a bunch of suggestions in one post, but only a few get added. That happens when I only want to add a few of your suggestions, but not all of them. When I decide not to add some of the suggestions, I erase them from the quoted post. But this time around, I have erased a few, but also crossed out one or two. I have crossed some out to notify you (the owner of the post) that I do not want such suggestions. If you don't get what I mean by "such suggestions", contact me via PM for further detail.

 

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Edited December 19, 2015 by Yisroel.Rabin

[Benefactor 6,888]

That moment when 2 boys are dating each other on chat.

 

OMG! I didn't see that before. That's funny!!!! :lol:  :lol: :lol:  

[Yisroel.Rabin 16,224]

OMG! I didn't see that before. That's funny!!!! :lol:  :lol: :lol:  

Please, no discussing suggestions that are against the rules, or anything around that area.

[canadian_tank 226]

The moument you get your first gold, the pride a joy! Your heart pumping like crazy!

 

The moument you get your first M1

 

The moument you are about to get a oversized/mystery gold box and then, out of nowhere, a guy jumps above you (without hacking) and get it!

Edited December 20, 2015 by canadian_tank

[golden5648 1,686]

That moment when I realised that the prize of a daily mission in my mini account are 2 speed boosts!  :lol:

[personia 4,036]

That moment when you have been banned for 6 months profanity, and as soon as you are unbanned, you get reported for swearing and are banned for 1 year.

[personia 4,036]

That moment when you bump your favourite topic. (Just like now :D)

[r_9yC0 40]

The moment that "Newbie"  annoys you!  :wacko:

 

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[The-Operator219 1,929]

That moment you watch the flag get captured and there's nothing you can do, such a helpless feeling.

[personia 4,036]

That moment when @canadarules leaves the forum, and everyone cries.

[Penguin40 1,714]

That moment when you almost capture a flag but you're killed inches from the friendly flag and the enemy flag is returned, and the friendly flag is taken.

Edited December 28, 2015 by Penguin40

[personia 4,036]

That moment when you realise that is the ultimate troll: http://en.tankiforum.com/index.php?showtopic=301015

[personia 4,036]

That moment that you realise that it's 2016!

 

Happy new year!

[Benefactor 6,888]

That moment you realize no matter how much you buy or upgrade, you still need to know how to turn your turret.

[relic 59]

 

 

[personia 4,036]

That moment when @Yisroel.Rabin is no longer updating the topic he started... :P

[Yisroel.Rabin 16,224]

That moment when I realised that the prize of a daily mission in my mini account are 2 speed boosts!  :lol:

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That moment when you have been banned for 6 months profanity, and as soon as you are unbanned, you get reported for swearing and are banned for 1 year.

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That moment when @Yisroel.Rabin is no longer updating the topic he started... :P

That moment @personia gets burned because @Yisroel.Rabin just updated the topic.

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Topic updated.

 

[personia 4,036]

That moment @personia gets burned because @Yisroel.Rabin just updated the topic.

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Of course it's not added, you wrote it. What if I write it? :P

 

That moment @personia gets burned because @Yisroel.Rabin just updated the topic.

Edited January 4, 2016 by personia

[itsmeadi 1]

 

Feelings & moments we've all had in Tanki Online.

 

Hey tankers! This is a list of feelings / moments (the "that moment when," meme just came to mind) we've all had in Tanki.

 

(1) Pro shots never to be seen. (By me)

We've all had that moment, where we make a totally rad epic amazing shot, and wish it was caught on camera, but it wasn't. This usually happens in XP :P

 

(2) Getting banned. (By me)

We've also all had a moment where our karma has been clean for who knows how long, then, out of no where, you get banned for something that never happened xD

 

(3) Taking a gold in Madness. (By me)

It's a really cool feeling to get a gold in Madness, because it can be anywhere D:

 

(4) OUFA fame is confusing. (By me)

A ton of people out there (may or may not include me) say they hate i..O.U.F.A, but meanwhile, they have sent him a friend request, or even subscribed to his YouTube channel. It's a weird and unsolvable mystery XD

 

(5) Lag, true and false. (By me)

I bet the most used excuse in Tanki is lag. Whether it's true or not, we always blame it on lag. But the thing is, when someone else claims they're lagging, we tend to find them annoying, because we know they aren't really lagging. But meanwhile, we do the same. :P Weird, huh?

 

(6) Getting dumb missions. (By me)

Ok, this one is simple. We log on after server update to get a bad mission, when we use our free change to change it, we get a wrose mission that before.

 

(7) Tanki sucks yet rocks. (By me)

Well, I don't know if we've all had this feeling before, but I have. Basically one week you aren't in the mood of Tanki at all, and it has nothing good in your eyes. But then the next week, you log on and it's the funnest thing in the world.

 

(9) Forum addiction. (By me)

I go on the forum a lot, but that's not the point. The point is, sometimes I tend to exit the page when I'm done, then legitimately 10 seconds later, I open the forum again. I bet it happens with a bunch of you and FB or something.

 

(10) Fake mod. (By me)

That moment you feel like a mod boss. Seeing a question in the chat then answering it with perfect yet real complicated English like a mod would do. But then the next day, you brake the rules. Hhhh.

 

(11) XP for the first time. (By TheTitaniumFalcon)

We've all  played XP, so try to remember what the first XP battle for you was like, you could be the best XP player around now, but you definitely sucked the first time around.

 

(12) Golds protection. (By thunderousrailgunner)

That moment you're about to take the gold, but then, out of nowhere, a shaft snipes you and you miss the glorious gold box.

 

(13) Toilet, or gold box? (By GHOST68INVINCIBLE)

That moment a gold drops, but you really gotta pee.

 

(14) Gold box over toilet. (By me)

That moment when you gotta pee, but when that gold siren goes off, the need to pee is gone. :lol:

 

(15) Boss of noobs. (By Zenith101)

That moment when you're being a total boss/pro on your alt.

 

(16) Double mistake. (By jokersus.cava)

That moment when you're in a battle, winning team, high fund, almost finished, when all of a sudden, you get a Mission notification. You try clicking the mission button, but you press Garage by mistake. It asked you if you'd like to stay in the battle while you're in the garage, you press no.

 

(17) Mr. fame gets no gain. (By Mr_Rules)

That moment when you steal a gold box from a famous player/YouTuber

 

(18) Tanki has taken the gold box. (By Mr_Rules)

That moment when server update comes before the gold can drop.

 

(19) See you tomorrow. (By eragon33)

That moment when you say you hate the game and leave (usually in a dramatic form), then come back the next day.

 

(20) Unknown gold. (By E.Leclerc)

That moment when your in your garage, and don't notice there's a gold dropping.

 

(21) A second too late (By sha77777_super)

That moment when you join a battle to be greeted with a notification that reads "____ has taken the gold box"

 

(22) Call of Duty, from parents (By personia)

That moment your mom or dad call you when gold is dropping.

 

(23) Final rank equals no more rank (By personia)

That moment you rank to Generalissimo, then realise that was the last time you'll be ranking.

 

(24) Gone thru a laser (By personia)

That moment you realise you're about to drive thru a Shafts sniper laser and want to stop, but don't. Next thing you know, you go BOOM!

 

(25) Perfectly new junk (By P-Shooter)

That moment you buy a kit which you think will make you invisible, and then, when you enter a battle, you suck.

 

(26) Friendly fire, or friendly flipping? (By benjibolb)

That moment when a Hammer on your team flips you over.

 

(27) 0.001 HP (By benjibolb)

That moment you are flipped and don't want to self-destruct and an enemy comes, gets you to 0.1 HP left, then leaves you there.

 

(28) Waiting for something horrible (By eragon33)

That moment when you finally get a discount, but it's on the turret you hate the most.

 

(29) Blackout (By Darren4Turbo)

That moment when you're in 1st, battle fund is 30k, the battles over in one minutes... when out of nowhere, power outage!

 

(30) Much play, little gain. (By matkosu007)

That moment when you play for hours and only earn 500 crystals.

 

(31) Keep talking (By Bigtimerush_boy)

That moment you forget to click 'enter', try turning your turret, when you see it won't work, you click 'enter' and get banned for flood.

 

(32) You're battery is slow. (By Contradiction)

That moment when you are about to make the most amazing shot with Railgun in Parma, when a pop up blocks the screen, saying "Battery Power is running low - Please plug in your PC".

 

(33) Hearing unneeded information (by Contradiction)

That moment when you are battling while in a skype call with your friend, and then, in the background, you hear their mom come and tell them to do a chore...

 

(34) Backspace error (By Contradiction)

That moment when you are writing a long PM in the forum, and decide to backspace a word. Instead, it takes you several pages backwards and deletes everything you had written.

 

(35) Teammate who's worthy of a facepalm (By personia)

That moment when your teammate is driving back to base with the enemy flag, and suddenly he stops and types "Gold pls admin" just before getting shot by a shaft, and the enemy return the flag.

 

(36) Laggy shot (By personia)

That moment when your computer lags and you shoot straight thru someone without dealing any damage.

 

(37) Feeling lucky (By jokersus.cava)

That moment when a gold box notification appears right after you joined a battle.

 

(38) Contradiction (By Bigtimerush_bry)

That moment when they guy who spammed the chat with "NO KILL" messages by the gold, actually kills you.

 

(39) This player is in your block list... (By QueenSeraphina)

That moment when a teammate is talking so much nonsense in a battle, and you want him/her to shush it, you "Ignore" the player, then you get spammed with the "This player is in your block list. This message is hidden" message.

 

(40) Noob callers are noobs (By Aleksandra_Samusenko)

That moment when your teammate who killed 3 and died 20 times called you a noob for absolutely no reason whatsoever.

 

(41) Selfish flag keeper. (By KillerGnat)

That moment when the flag bearer dies and you take the flag; when he respawns you try to give it back to him, and then a selfish noob steals it.

 

(42) Bulldozer (By KillerGnat)

That moment when you've been sitting on the flag waiting for it to be capped, and then a bigger hull comes and pushes you away.

 

(43) Taste of his own medicine (By manish17xxx)

That moment when a person trying to ruin your rank up accidently ranks up.

 

(44) Bad sniper (By The-Operator219)

That moment you knock of Shaft's aim right before it fires, and instead of hitting you, it hits his teammate in mid-air and flips him over.

 

(45) Golds are sickening (By zmuj2)

That moment when gold falls, you're hearts beats rapidly for around twenty seconds and then your hands start shaking.

 

(46) Funny meme (By jokersus.cava)

That moment you post a funny meme, then you check back every minute to see if it got upvoted.

 

(47) Friends over game (By Bigtimerush_bry)

That moment when you find yourself chatting with friends more than playing the actual game.

 

(48) Excuses will be excuses (By masnish17xxx)

That moment when you're losing in a 1 VS 1, so you make some stupid excuse and leave.

 

(49) Friendly Fire check (By manish17xxx)

That moment you check if friendly fire is on my shooting your teammate.

 

(50) Shot into the repair kit (By The-Operator219)

That moment you shoot a player that's AFK with Hammer, and he glides into a repair kit from the impact.

 

(51) Rico crossings (By personia)

That moment when you're crossing thru a tunnel with the enemy's flag when a Ricochet's plasma passes by. You know you're stuffed.

 

(52) R.I.P. English (By personia)

That moment when grammar on the forum is so bad you actually start to cry.

 

(53) The "forever alone" guy (By golden5648)

That moment when you find someone talking to himself.

 

(54) Golden self destruction (By golden5648)

That moment when you auto-self-destruct due to anti-cheat right before taking the gold box.

 

(55) Noob caller (By golden5648)

That moment when someone calls you a noob and you wash him out.

 

(56) Reason: No reason (By golden5648)

That moment reports/bans you for no reason.

 

(57) Boy or girl (By golden5648)

That moment someone asks you if you're a boy or girl (and you supposedly give the opposite answer).

 

(58) One over (By SmexierGiraffe)

That moment when your turret is 48/50 MU-ed, and you bump into someone with the same turret, but only his/hers is 49/50 MU-ed.

 

(59) Trapped (By SmexierGiraffe)

That moment when you get cornered by three Isida's / Mammoth's M3, and all you can do is cry.

 

(60) The ranking dead (By SmexierGiraffe)

That moment you kill someone while they're ranking up (preferably to Generalissimo)

 

(61) First post (By Supratikbora)

That moment you have the chance to post first in the V-LOG topic but you have no idea what to write.

 

(62) Blue or red? (By Supratikbora)

That moment you have a chance to join a battle with an equivalent amount of players on each time, but you can't decide which team to join.

 

(63) Druggers awaiting (By Supratikbora)

That moment you have just joined a battle and you find druggers in your base waiting for you to spawn.

 

(64) Final fail (By personia)

That moment you accidently rank to Generalissimo, swear, then get banned for a week/month for profanity.

 

(65) Mini prize (By golden5648)

That moment you realise your reward for a daily mission on your alt account is nothing more than 2 nitros.

 

(66) Ban after ban (By personia)

That moment you've been banned from chat for 6 months, get unbanned, then get reported for profane and get banned for another year.

 

There are definitely many more, so if you know any, post them below and if they're actually funny/good, I'll add em' to the list. Let's try getting 100 of em', why not?

 

Sincerely,

@Yisroel.Rabin

 

That moment when you pull your tank to the edge hanging in the balance to take a kill.....a not so friendly team mate pushess u off the edge!!

[personia 4,036]

That moment when you pull your tank to the edge hanging in the balance to take a kill.....a not so friendly team mate pushess u off the edge!!

That moment someone quotes you for no reason and so you get an annoying notification.

 

That moment you lag through a gold box and then can no longer take it.

[personia 4,036]

That moment where you just hate tanki and all it stands for.

 

That moment after the moment above where you realise you need to go to an anger management class...

[The.Hazard 94]

34 please

[Miss_Dangerous 193]

When a goldbox falls and the game ends before it drops

[personia 4,036]

When a goldbox falls and the game ends before it drops

That moment when somebody posts a moment that has already been added.