The Ultimate Math Problem - Tanki X

[Yisroel.Rabin 16,224]

The Ultimate Math Problem - Tanki X

 

Hello Tankers, my name is Yisroel.Rabin, and I'll be your math teacher for the day, not to say that is a good thing, nor bad, but it may be interesting. So let's get started...

 

Why is / will the new Tanki Online be called Tanki X? Why not Tanki Online 2.0, as it was originally planned, or some-other random name, such as Blasts of War (or something). Want the answer, so did I, so I brainstormed, but not only did I find an amazing solution, but I have discovered many more secrets behind Tanki and Tanki X.

 

It is not much but yet a short math equation:

Tanki + X = ?

find the x

x found

x = pro graphics

proof: 1st Tanki shows us "The New Tanki's" amazing graphics. Then they tell us they're looking for a name, then they called it Tanki X. Why call it Tanki X? Because the 'x' is what the entire new Tanki is based on: pro graphics.

 

So now the equation becomes:

Tanki + Pro graphics = ?

solve math problem

problem solved

Tanki + Pro graphics = Not cheap to make

proof: Tanki has been coming out with a lot of dumb updates in the past few months, but the main update was...? Yes, premium accounts. They made premium accounts because they need money for the new Tanki.

 

Now let's dive down deeper into the equation:

Tanki is a negative, and Pro graphics is a positive.

 

So now the equation becomes:

^-Tanki + ⁺Pro graphics = ^?Not cheap to make.

solve problem

problem solved

^-Tanki + ⁺Pro graphics = ^-Not cheap to make.

proof: Since Tanki is a negative and pro graphics is a positive, when you add a negative to a positive, whichever side is bigger (in this case, Tanki is definitely bigger (not better, just bigger) than pro graphics), overpowers the other (EXAMPLE: ^-6 + 3 = ^-3, while -6 + 7 = 1).

So now the problem is:

-Not cheap to make = ?

solve problem

problem solved

-Not cheap to make = Not not cheap to make

proof: the '-' symbol can be used in a lot of ways, and one of those ways is "not". When someone asks you a question via text (Skype etc.), and the answer is no, you type "-".

 

SO WAIT! Then why is Tanki collecting our money with premium accounts if Tanki is cheap to make?
I've been researching for an answer for a countless amount of time now, but there only seems to me one solution: Tanki is money hungry!
 

And that concludes the end of this very complex math problem, but just for funs sake, let's recap the entire math problem:

Tanki + X = ?
Tanki + Pro graphics = ?
Tanki + Pro graphics = Not cheap to make

^-Tanki + ⁺Pro graphics = ^?Not cheap to make

^-Tanki + ⁺Pro graphics = ^-Not cheap to make

^-Not cheap to make = ?
^-Not cheap to make = Not not cheap to make

Not not cheap to make = Cheap to make
Cheap to make + Still trying to get (way) more than need = ?

Cheap to make + Still trying to get (way) more than need = Tanki is money hungry

 

Thank you, and have a good night (I say while bowing)



PS: This joke topic is a joke, not to be taken not as a joke, please realise the joke before taking the joke not as a joke. If you do not get the joke, please visit your local joke doctor.

Edited November 25, 2015 by Yisroel.Rabin

[r_L-E-O-P-A-R-D-2003 657]

every one is hungry for money for example dota 2 to unlock friend list it will help you to add friends you should be lucky that tanki not doing that  and 2nd league of legend  if you want a hero  to play you need to buy that for real money  you should be lucky  tanki is giving hulls,turrets,paints for crystals   and  ubisoft do  you even know how much money they take from us of 1 game asassin's creed syndicate 50$ once you end the game fun is over you should be happy that  tanki is giving you new updates to make players happy  tanki will never end it will keep going new friends keep going every thing new more fun so much fun Do you even know how much it cost  do you even know what is lowest prize of inter hd graphics it is 400$  so tell they have so many computers and every computer will have that graphic then they need little money don't they and now your hungry for a burger pay 1.99$ to buy a mini cheese burger

Edited November 24, 2015 by r_L-E-O-P-A-R-D-2003

[Phoenix-Warbird 1,329]

how much time did you waste on this

btw you misspelled your name

[Yisroel.Rabin 16,224]

how much time did you waste on this

btw you misspelled your name

About 3 minutes. :P

And oh... um, (covers mistake) I meant to do that, pft.

[BlazingCoder 108]

I good love. :P

You blew my mind with this .... Tanki Math???

[Yisroel.Rabin 16,224]

I good love. :P

You blew my mind with this .... Tanki Math???

Yes, I know. It's is theoretically impossible for the developers to come up with such a complex math problem.

[Yisroel.Rabin 16,224]

every one is hungry for money for example dota 2 to unlock friend list it will help you to add friends you should be lucky that tanki not doing that  and 2nd league of legend  if you want a hero  to play you need to buy that for real money  you should be lucky  tanki is giving hulls,turrets,paints for crystals   and  ubisoft do  you even know how much money they take from us of 1 game asassin's creed syndicate 50$ once you end the game fun is over you should be happy that  tanki is giving you new updates to make players happy  tanki will never end it will keep going new friends keep going every thing new more fun so much fun Do you even know how much it cost  do you even know what is lowest prize of inter hd graphics it is 400$  so tell they have so many computers and every computer will have that graphic then they need little money don't they and now your hungry for a burger pay 1.99$ to buy a mini cheese burger

I...

 

 

have no idea what you just said.

 

 

[NewbieCake 3,067]

Shut up please, and learn english.

Hypocrisy much.

Edited November 25, 2015 by NewbieCake

[personia 4,036]

Wouldn't X =2 because it's just the second tanki (and is basically the same, just different graphics) :blink:  :blink:  :blink:  :P  :P  :P .

 

Nice thingy btw.

[IVIr.Catalyst 1,035]

a mini cheese burger

CHEESE BURGER!!!

[dilsharox 2,395]

Lol the last part was the funniest

[Darren4Turbo 4,913]

I HATE MATH! you just blowed my mind up.

[Yisroel.Rabin 16,224]

Wouldn't X =2 because it's just the second tanki (and is basically the same, just different graphics) :blink:  :blink:  :blink:  :P  :P  :P .

 

Nice thingy btw.

No... I told you what X means k... it's not 2.

And thanks. :D

 

Lol the last part was the funniest

Punchline.

 

I HATE MATH! you just blowed my mind up.

"Blowed"...

[fahim_the_cool 266]

[Quarks 2,255]

Lol, well done Rabin, tanki does everything for money, they are a for profit business.

[werty8763 1,483]

:wacko:

[Helindu_2014 830]

You should be a Mathematician

[TheGoldenTanker 4,951]

Mind = blowed :wacko:  :wacko: :wacko:  

[Zenyth 6,494]

My hypothesis -

Tanki 2.0 was named Tanki X because the because 2.0 sounds like some software version while "X" sounds like something else and would crop up when frustrated people are googling arousals. :ph34r:

 

Nice equations though LOL.

Edited November 25, 2015 by Zenyth

[I.Devastation 2,053]

what the heck did i just see

[Zenyth 6,494]

what the heck did i just see

A netizen randomly posting stuff on an MMO forum and fellow netizens applauding/rubbishing his effort. There you go sir.

[GHOST68INVINCIBLE 152]

WHaaaaa u just Blowed my mind :o

[GHOST68INVINCIBLE 152]

I HATE MATH! you just blowed my mind up.

Everybody,hates maths when they don't understand it but when u understand it u will love it.

Edited November 25, 2015 by GHOST68INVINCIBLE

[beaku 2,656]

Tanki X was named due to the same reason Shakespeare named his play, 'As you like it'.

That's just my theory, though.

[BlueDragon_tamki 3,204]

Mind = blowed :wacko: :wacko: :wacko: