[Issue 44] How to Annoy Your Enemies

[Rooky 414]

I may buy shaft now...

Shaft is not that good. You keep waiting minutes and minutes targeting an area that no one walks past it while your teammates are having fun returning and capturing flags.

[Rooky 414]

I wasn't interested to continue reading the article. The only funny part was John Cena at the beginning. People started making jokes by his name these days.

[Reallusion 9]

Good article.  The only nitpick is about Shaft on Rio.  Rio has excellent lanes for camping in CTF.  My favorite is on the blue side cliffs where I have visibility to both bases.  With intelligent use of mines, the short range opponents can be managed.  Can't do much about the long-range opponents except to pop them before they pop you.

 

And, yes, it's fun to be called out in chat or see the same enemy come at me time and time again.  It let's me know I'm playing right. 

[epanastasi1821 80]

Nice article. Your second misquote -

 

"First the Smokies came for the Shafts. I was not a Shaft, so I did not intervene. Then they came for the Thunders, but I was not a Thunder, so I did not intervene. When they came for the Railguns, there was nobody left to defend me." - some guy

 

 

Sould be attributed to Pastor Martin Niemöller (1892–1984) who was an opponent of a particulary unpleasant regime in Germany some time ago.

[stawp_thundertime 275]

this topic gave me new lifegoals:

1. get isida and freeze m3 at sale

2. drug

3. make a ocd disturbing comment

3. be the most annoying tanker alive

[stawp_thundertime 275]

Shaft is not that good. You keep waiting minutes and minutes targeting an area that no one walks past it while your teammates are having fun returning and capturing flags.

can i get this comment? I could use it to annoy skilled shafters at this very moment.

[Valinka308034 1]

Another funny way to annoy is if for instance you are baring the flag in a CTF game. The caping will make your team win the game ... and you hear the annoying siren ''A gold box will be dropped soon'', the chat channel starts to be filled with ''Wait / Gold .... '' whatever ...

 

and you cap.

 

and the game ends

 

and they are all pissed at you.

 

and you smile !

[aes2015 0]

2nd person writing! Interesting. Great guide!

[Gambit 94]

Shaft is not that good. You keep waiting minutes and minutes targeting an area that no one walks past it while your teammates are having fun returning and capturing flags.

Depends what area you are targeting.

[euphonium 40]

great work but WAIT ... how could you have skipped the most annoying turret in the game, the one most likely to be powered by a brick on the space bar?

 

TWINS.  The mosquitoes of Tanki.  Annoying even to other members of your team.  Capable of making opponents and team members alike miss their railgun shots from a considerable distance.  The most annoying sound in the game.  Add three twins with spacebar brick to a tight map and nobody can see anything any more, blinded by multidirectional flying blue and green fireballs.

 

Eagerly awaiting the sequel.

 

EUPHO

Edited December 10, 2015 by euphonium

[Nimtiz 7]

How to be annoying.... Be a major joining a Generalissimo battle and ask for gold, than proceed to mult and undermine the entire team until you lose.

[Confused 10]

I see Isida as a "soul sucking demon" rather than "bloodsucking leeches" :P

[Laser50000 516]

Nice article, I liked the JOHN CENA part, xD

[krishnarjhun 1]

how to be annoying? Be an 11-year-old kid trolling and insulting everyone, saying hhhhhhhhhhhh or axaaaxaxaxaxaxaxaaxaxaxaxaxaxa and if you can't win an argument, just fix the other guy's grammar.

LoL this may work for me!!!

[krishnarjhun 1]

Shaft is not that good. You keep waiting minutes and minutes targeting an area that no one walks past it while your teammates are having fun returning and capturing flags.

yes this happened to me with rail none deafeted me my score was this 190 19-0   (D/L) -- and i was not even caping flags

[Foxfox105_PRO 0]

I have a really great one, you know how when you re-spawn you are transparent and can go through people and stuff? Get inside of an enemy and lay a mine, get out and BOOM! Instant kill.  

[epanastasi1821 80]

I have a really great one, you know how when you re-spawn you are transparent and can go through people and stuff? Get inside of an enemy and lay a mine, get out and BOOM! Instant kill.  

You can not lay mines when you are transparent or, indeed, use any supply or fire your weapon. Perchance you mean get inside someone else when THEY are transparent and lay a mine. And this has already been pointed out here...

[jhonnycool_5 0]

That was some really awesome stuff. Thanks for the information. I hope these will help me gain more exp and crystals so that I can buy my dreamed firebird m1 or will the shaft come in middle???

[Amagi 1,728]

"My grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your Railgun gave me cancer anyway."

 

-anonymous

 

I lol'ed

[canadarules 1,938]

 

How to Annoy Your Enemies

 

. Some guy on the enemy team exclaims "**** noob team we tie".

only thing i read in this article and i realized .. wow what a boss the guy on the other team is

[genak138 950]

Haha, I noticed the shaft pics were reversed :P

[xgamer932 0]

I am deeply saddened that Firebird was not put on the most annoying list.. JK :P Great article! ​

[LearytMasc 0]

Awesome article . Keep helping . I have an Isida and justt love it .

Edited December 15, 2015 by LearytMasc

[LOLKILLERTOTHEDEATH 1,921]

Drug and call others noob when youre the nonsense liar

 

Good article

[BSG-62 512]

How to annoy an enemy: push em off a ledge onto their turret

                                         shoot them till they're dead

                                         drop mines everywhere