Santa Claus

[canadarules 1,938]

Santa Claus is coming to town 8D

 

i meet up with him 2 times a year to discuss who is naught or nice ok...

Santa is always watching you

[hhgb 2,655]

Hichy said this in 2012:

 

 

Posted 24 Dec 2012 - 16:09

You better watch out
And hide in a hole
I'll reach down your throat and swallow your soul
Voldemort is coming to town~
I'm making a list of people I hate
When Dumbledore died, I thought it was great~!
Voldemort is coming to townnn ~
I'll sneak in when your sleeping,
and draw stuff on yo face~
And if you say my name out loud i'll steal your birthday cake, OH!

[GHOST68INVINCIBLE 152]

Santa is fake(just,kidding kids he is real because I saw him last year stuck in our chimney) and please mod can u close this topic.

[canadarules 1,938]

Santa is fake and please mod can u close this topic.

you have been told lies kid.. lies i tell you

 

Ok

spam bot how are you

[GHOST68INVINCIBLE 152]

you have been told lies kid.. lies i tell you

 

 

spam bot how are you

 

Lol :lol:

[Laser50000 516]

 

Hichy said this in 2012:

 

 

Posted 24 Dec 2012 - 16:09

You better watch out

And hide in a hole

I'll reach down your throat and swallow your soul

Voldemort is coming to town~

I'm making a list of people I hate

When Dumbledore died, I thought it was great~!

Voldemort is coming to townnn ~

I'll sneak in when your sleeping,

and draw stuff on yo face~

And if you say my name out loud i'll steal your birthday cake, OH!

 

xD

[dilsharox 2,395]

you have been told lies kid.. lies i tell you

 

 

spam bot how are you

sup troll bot

[Yisroel.Rabin 16,224]

Santa hides chocolate bars under his shirt OK.

[BSG-62 512]

This just shows how great Coca-Cola ads were back in the day. :P 

[GHOST68INVINCIBLE 152]

sup troll bot

In your face Canada. :p

[KillerGnat 3,135]

This is something my physics teacher said before Christmas break. I was able to find it online.

 

 

Original Title: IS THERE A SANTA CLAUS?

1. No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and germs, this does not COMPLETELY rule out flying reindeer which only Santa has ever seen.
2. There are 2 billion children (persons under 18) in the world. BUT since Santa doesn't (appear to) handle the Muslim, Hindu, Jewish and Buddhist children, that reduces the workload to 15% of the total - 378 million according to Population Reference Bureau. At an average (census)rate of 3.5 children per household, that's 91.8 million homes. One presumes there's at least one good child in each.
3. Santa has 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming he travels east to west(which seems logical). This works out to 822.6 visits per second. This is to say that for each Christian household with good children, Santa has 1/1000th of a second to park, hop out of the sleigh, jump down the chimney, fill the stockings, distribute the remaining presents under the tree, eat whatever snacks have been left, get back up the chimney, get back into the sleigh and move on to the next house. Assuming that each of these 91.8 million stops are evenly distributed around the earth (which, of course, we know to be false but for the purposes of our calculations we will accept), we are now talking about .78 miles per household, a total trip of 75-1/2 million miles, not counting stops to do what most of us must do at least once every 31 hours, plus feeding etc. 
   This means that Santa's sleigh is moving at 650 miles per second, 3,000 times the speed of sound. For purposes of comparison, the fastest man- made vehicle on earth, the Ulysses space probe, moves at a poky 27.4 miles per second - a conventional reindeer can run, tops, 15 miles per hour.
4. The payload on the sleigh adds another interesting element. Assuming that each child gets nothing more than a medium-sized lego set (2 pounds), the sleigh is carrying 321,300 tons, not counting Santa, who is invariably described as overweight. On land, conventional reindeer can pull no more than 300 pounds. Even granting that "flying reindeer" (see point #1) could pull TEN TIMES the normal anoint, we cannot do the job with eight, or even nine. We need 214,200 reindeer. This increases the payload - not even counting the weight of the sleigh - to 353,430 tons. Again, for comparison - this is four times the weight of the Queen Elizabeth.
5. 353,000 tons traveling at 650 miles per second creates enormous air resistance - this will heat the reindeer up in the same fashion as spacecrafts re-entering the earth's atmosphere. The lead pair of reindeer will absorb 14.3 QUINTILLION joules of energy. Per second. Each. In short, they will burst into flame almost instantaneously, exposing the reindeer behind them, and create deafening sonic booms in their wake.The entire reindeer team will be vaporized within 4.26 thousandths of a second. Santa, meanwhile, will be subjected to centrifugal forces 17,500.06 times greater than gravity. A 250-pound Santa (which seems ludicrously slim)would be pinned to the back of his sleigh by 4,315,015 pounds of force.

In conclusion -- If Santa ever DID deliver presents on Christmas Eve, he's dead now.

 

 

Hope you enjoyed.

[canadarules 1,938]

sup troll bot

sup b..............h

 

This just shows how great Coca-Cola ads were back in the day. :P 

NO! Santa is real you meanie

[drazeruzumaki 5,021]

santa is always watching me....i like how that sounds( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[KillerGnat 3,135]

Only 2? Pathetic!

Yep, and not even 747s can land on one of them.

 

oh so thats why you don't believe in Santa who i know personally.. you never seen his own airport in the north pole.. he has reindeer carry him instead of a huge piece of scrap metal

Boo Santa! The Tooth fairy and Easter bunny totally rule  :P.

[dilsharox 2,395]

sup b..............h

 

 

NO! Santa is real you meanie

nm f@&$@

[BlueDragon_tamki 3,204]

I don't believe in Santa Clause

[The-Operator219 1,929]

We Galagans have our own version of Santa: N!ɔʞ Sᴉɐuʇ 0lp

(Pronounced "Ncklin' Snati Tod~", be sure to make it drawn-out and guttural for those of you with only a single uvula.)

He lives atop the hive, and leaves lots of honey and pollen in our pods if we are good workers, but drags the naughty ones into the great pit where they spend the rest of their lifespan shoveling larvae's waste products, and making new sections of the hive.

And he's real, no matter what Y'arcy says!

[jokersus.cava 1,503]

^_^ Edited December 14, 2015 by jokersus.cava

[BlueDragon_tamki 3,204]

I believe canadarules is Santa

xD

[Bydo 20,128]

Santa is fake(just,kidding kids he is real because I saw him last year stuck in our chimney) and please mod can u close this topic.

ok remember younger players on line

 

 

Yep, and not even 747s can land on one of them.

 

Boo Santa! The Tooth fairy and Easter bunny totally rule  :P.

Santa best friends are the tooth fairy and Easter bunny along with many others

 

ok the original Santa has passed on just like your family's of the past and the future Santa's are his relatives who are the ones continuing on the traditions of the past

 

for reindeer flying like all Santa's would tell you they fly one one day per year due to the air planes they are limited for that night only

 

how they get around the world for one with magical fairy dust that the tooth fairy gives to him and the magical elf's who harvest it twice a year for her to give to Santa and her self also the Easter bunny uses it..

 

the gifts Santa has known to do many trips and for the main one if done all in one night he would fly back wards in time to get it all done

 

now it's fully up to you if you believe or not the true believers will carry the Spirited of Christmas threw out there life for the non believers well one day you will look deep into the magical window and believe once again

 

Merry Christmas

Edited December 14, 2015 by frozen_heart

[golden5648 1,686]

He is a noob, never gave me a present even tho I told him that it wasn't me who threw the rock in the bull's eye.

[Phoenix.Raised 5,992]

You can not hit Santa:

 

 

 

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

Santa's not real

[Phoenix.Raised 5,992]

Santa's not real

It is for children and there are a lot of children around the World, that is something :)

[canadarules 1,938]

Yep, and not even 747s can land on one of them.

 

Boo Santa! The Tooth fairy and Easter bunny totally rule  :P.

I don't believe in Santa Clause

Santa's not real

go buy a childhood will ya