Philosophical Troll: The Adventures of an Enlightened Rascal

[MandolinMarc 874]

Philosophical Troll

the adventures of an enlightened rascal

 

It was a calm winter night, and the philosophical troll found himself pondering the relationship between the mind and the body whilst idly playing a round of Polygon CP. As his train of thought came to an end and his eyes drifted over to the battle chat, he saw some unenlightened gold hunters discussing their materialistic ambitions:

 

 

Feeling a sense of duty to shake these poor souls out of their oblivion, the philosopher interrupted their conversation with a line of jarring depth:

 

 

But alas, the philosopher's efforts were in vain, and along trudged the souls in their dark oblivion:

 

 
Yet the philosophical troll's failure only caused the fire to burn brighter. Now he felt not only a duty to enlighten his friends and foes in the battle arena, but also a moral obligation. So, after the gold that all the players on the battle field had been pining for finally fell, he seized the opportunity:

 

 
 
But yet again, the philosophers' words failed to lift his fellow tankers' eyes to any higher horizons. Their perpetual quest for more crystals, more sales, and more equipment remained unbroken.
 
Alas, Tanki sets forth to us a cycle of earning more crystals and buying more equipment. But, my dear reader, do not let this cycle keep you from experiencing the depth this project. Do not let the daily missions assigned to your account every day after the server restart become your only missions in the realm of Tanki.
 
Be creative. Meet people. Form ideas. Let them be challenged. Challenge other people's ideas. And most importantly, don't be afraid to get philosophical.

 

 

[eminem9870 605]

hhhh

[Invictus 201]

Why aren't you a reporter?

[dilsharox 2,395]

What are u trying to say by this topic?

[momy950666 960]

ahahhahah

[personia 4,036]

It's been said before, it's gonna be said again. Why aren't you a reporter?

[joe2vega 1,259]

[GHOST68INVINCIBLE 152]

What :wacko:

[Rayyan 3,415]

Again and again... Why aren't you reporter?

[drazeruzumaki 5,021]

please, english is hard enough

dont make it harder, i had to use google for some words

[Darren4Turbo 4,913]

Many tankers just want crystals, more sales, more equipment and that is a disaster and annoyance. 

 

This topic learns us to not be so addictive to the game stuff, you can join Tankionline forum and you can meet people, be creative, form ideas and that all results in one thing - Unlimited FUN!

[Quarks 2,255]

please, english is hard enough

dont make it harder, i had to use google for some words

The advantages of being a native English speaker.

[I.Devastation 2,053]

So what exactly is this? A story or an article?

[hhgb 2,655]

That is what my posting in 2012 was like, wish I did it more.

[Penguin40 1,714]

The advantages of being a native English speaker.

And learning English well in school.

 

Btw, nice job Mandolin :)

[Extatic 68]

Quite enlightening in fact. After I've taken my notes from this story, I shall drift over to my humble desk where I'll further ponder over the true meaning behind the author's thoughts whilst writing the above piece.

[Rogue 1,915]

The Fact that all these enlightened fellow tankers cannot oversee what young thug mandy mah boy is trying to say makes me unconventionally emotional. No matter how redundant, No one understands that Socrates was an ***** :P

 

Dig DAt Enlightened ones.....

[Anonono 1,233]

The Fact that all these enlightened fellow tankers cannot oversee what young thug mandy mah boy is trying to say makes me unconventionally emotional. No matter how redundant, No one understands that Socrates was an ***** :P

 

Dig DAt Enlightened ones.....

Wow... good bump, bro

[Lord-of-the-Snipers 1,620]

To TX, or not to TX - that 's the question

[Cor7y 13,862]

What are u trying to say by this topic?

That you're a noob who doesn't read properly and spams wherever possible.

[E.Leclerc 1,887]

Don't get it ok :/

[Lord-of-the-Snipers 1,620]

Don't get it ok :/

What a surprise! :D

[BlueDragon_tamki 3,204]

Da crap is this topic?! :wacko:

Many tankers just want crystals, more sales, more equipment and that is a disaster and annoyance.

 

This topic learns us to not be so addictive to the game stuff, you can join Tankionline forum and you can meet people, be creative, form ideas and that all results in one thing - Unlimited FUN!

i wonder how you understand the story

[Bydo 20,119]

great way of putting it to words ..i enjoyed it

 

 

OMG how can u guys not read between the lines.....

 

what the message is trying to say is  to enjoy  the game ..

 

..enjoy meet people and have a ton of fun learning tricks and strategy's with in the game .

 

.don't let the game consume u

 

that all u do is think and live for it..

 

.its only a game

 

my opinion only ..this is what i'm getting from it..

[Lord-of-the-Snipers 1,620]

The funny thing is, there is nothing to understand.

 

It 's just the sheer joy of making other players go: ...huh... :huh:...what... :huh:

 

That 's all. Simply put in some fancy words and some intelligent sounding jibber jabber philosophy:

and enjoy the show.

 

:D