How to make lasagna (my recipe)

[DanTheKiller1 2,889]

Because we must develop new culinary standards to avoid becoming fat due to McDonalds and kfc and subway and other crap brands of fast-food

 

Step 1: Get 600g of mince (meat)

Step 2: Get 6 potatoes

Step 3: Take a break after finding the important ingredients

Step 4: Peel the potatoes,cut them in small pieces and boil them well

Step 6: Fry the meat for a very very short time,with some chopped onion and maybe pepper/salt

Step 7: Get the boiled potatoes,throw 2/3 of the water and make puree..When making puree,while beating the potatoes put some margarine or butter,it will give it a better taste..Pepper is optional

Step 8: Get a big pan,put margarine all over it so the lasagna won`t get stuck to the pan

Step 9: After oiling the pan (or margarine it),put the puree and make a nice bed of it,after the whole puree is added,put the meat over it,making a good looking bed

Step 10: Throw the pan in the oven,cover it with aluminium foil and leave it there for like 1 hour (or check from 20 to 20 minutes,untill you find it well done)..Before it`s done,try to put some tomato sauce over it

Step 11: Enjoy the delicious lasagna (if it can be called so,idk)

Edited January 7, 2016 by DanTheKiller1

[Zenyth 6,494]

You forgot the lasagna sheets....... :ph34r:

And olive oil is better than margarine, healthier as well.

 

Also make sure you remove the cat from the lasagna bowl before microwaving. :ph34r:

[DanTheKiller1 2,889]

You forgot the lasagna sheets....... :ph34r:

And olive oil is better than margarine, healthier as well.

No need for lasagna sheets or anything else (yes olive oil is a good option)

[Zenyth 6,494]

No need for lasagna sheets or anything else (yes olive oil is a good option)

Hhh maybe canelloni tubes then?? Edited January 7, 2016 by Zenyth

[DanTheKiller1 2,889]

Hhh maybe canneloni tubes then??

Absolutely nothing

Besides,canelloni is cooked completely different,with tomato sauce and vegetables,like spaghetti

[Lhamster 4,081]

Lasagna has pasta in, namely the lasagna sheets of pasta. It also has no potato, and both a tomato sauce and a white sauce. I have no idea what you just described is, sounds a bit like an upside down Shepherds Pie, but without any sauce or vegetables! And won't putting the meat on top, with no sauce, just gonna dry it out...?

Edited January 7, 2016 by Lhamster

[DanTheKiller1 2,889]

Lasagna has pasta in, namely the lasagna sheets of pasta. It also has no potato, and both a tomato sauce and a white sauce. I have no idea what you just described is, sounds a bit like an upside down Shepherds Pie, but without any sauce or vegetables! And won't putting the meat on top, with no sauce, just gonna dry it out...?

Yes,I forgot 2 things,thanks for the reminder

Cover it with aluminium foil and maybe put tomato sauce on it a little before its done

I have no clue what can this be called in english,here we call it "musaca" ,but its definietly not close to Sheperd`s Pie

edit: In english apparently it`s called moussaka

Edited January 7, 2016 by DanTheKiller1

[GHOST68INVINCIBLE 152]

I wonder where is Garfield. :p

[CockneyLad 31]

It sounds more like a cottage or shepherds pie. Sounds tasty though

[E.Leclerc 1,887]

11/10

 

ok .

[yk88 577]

hmmm weird....

 

really very very different...

[Eragon 13,876]

Too complicated... I will stick to french fries with ketchup  :lol:  :lol:  :ph34r:

[E.Leclerc 1,887]

Too complicated... I will stick to french fries with ketchup  :lol:  :lol:  :ph34r:

And I will stick to salad ok

[Lord-of-the-Snipers 1,620]

Yes,I forgot 2 things,thanks for the reminder

Cover it with aluminium foil and maybe put tomato sauce on it a little before its done

I have no clue what can this be called in english,here we call it "musaca" ,but its definietly not close to Sheperd`s Pie

edit: In english apparently it`s called moussaka

Moussaka without aubergine/eggplant?

[personia 4,036]

Lol, Moussaka is nothing like Lasagne.

[BSG-62 512]

Has anyone else ever tried cooking Lasagna with a blow torch?

[dilsharox 2,395]

Too complicated

[r_snowleopard0512030 66]

Good to see I'm not the only Garfield here. Hail lasagna!

 

 

And I will stick to salad ok

You're seriously attempting to compare lasagna with salad?? 

[werty8763 1,483]

I'm hungry now after reading this..... :D