I Quit [Club Penguin]

[LaserShark 2,095]

  Today I must bring you sad news, I am leaving club penguin! So, I've created this thread to say goodbye to all the many, many folks in my friends list. All 10 or so of you, and, well, half of them are family, so, they will see me again, unless they disown me for quitting. So, goodbye to all of my friends on club penguin. No, I'm not quitting here, just club penguin.

  I beg of you, please shower my thread with loads of attention and praise, for you shall never gaze upon the awesomeness that was my awesome account. So as proof y'all take everything way too seriously, and don't read nuthin, I've made this thread. Honestly this is just here to mock quitting threads, but, oh well.

  As we look back at all the good times we had, we shall never forget me, or my supreme awesomeness, for many will strive to be half as awesome, and will fail. You may freely give of your kind and loving comments about my awesomeness, surely the game will be a much worse place without all of my own awesomeness just filling the forums and game with awesome loads of awesomeness. Surely there never was, or ever will be, a player with as much supreme awesomeness as me. I know you are crying in your hearts as I bring this soul-crushing news upon you. I apologize.

  In fact, with my departure, I'm not sure that  game will survive, for all I know, my awesomeness was like the pillars of a golden castle. People gather around just to stare at the awesomeness, but as soon as they are ripped away, the no-so-magnificent building built upon the pillars begins to crumble. So, soon the once great penguiney game of penguinness will fall due to the lack of a player as awesome as me.

  And I will miss all of my fellow players as well, but not nearly as much as I'm sure they will all miss me, and my almighty awesomeness.

 

 

</sarcasm>

Edited January 10, 2016 by LaserShark

[E.Leclerc 1,887]

Bye mate, I'll never forget your photoshop skills.. :(

 

Good luck in real life and don't forget to have fun! ;)

[LOLKILLERTOTHEDEATH 1,921]

  Today I must bring you sad news, I am leaving! So, I've created this thread to say goodbye to all the many, many folks in my friends list. All 10 or so of you, and, well, half of them are family, so, they will see me again, unless they disown me for quitting. So, goodbye to all of my friends on club penguin.

  I beg of you, please shower my thread with loads of attention and praise, for you shall never gaze upon the awesomeness that was my awesome account.

  As we look back at all the good times we had, we shall never forget me, or my supreme awesomeness, for many will strive to be half as awesome, and will fail. You may freely give of your kind and loving comments about my awesomeness, surely the game will be a much worse place without all of my own awesomeness just filling the forums and game with awesome loads of awesomeness. Surely there never was, or ever will be, a player with as much supreme awesomeness as me. I know you are crying in your hearts as I bring this soul-crushing news upon you. I apologize.

  In fact, with my departure, I'm not sure that  game will survive, for all I know, my awesomeness was like the pillars of a golden castle. People gather around just to stare at the awesomeness, but as soon as they are ripped away, the no-so-magnificent building built upon the pillars begins to crumble. So, soon the once great penguiney game of penguinness will fall due to the lack of a player as awesome as me.

  And I will miss all of my fellow players as well, but not nearly as much as I'm sure they will all miss me, and my almighty awesomeness.

Bye, but 2 things

 

1) You play Club PENGUIN?1 that pathetic noob game that requires money for almost everything and is so easy to hack?!

 

2) you are self centered.. -_-

 

but bye!

[LaserShark 2,095]

Bye mate, I'll never forget your photoshop skills.. :(

 

Good luck in real life and don't forget to have fun! ;)

Oh, no, what makes you think I'm leaving these forums?

[Phoenix-Warbird 1,329]

Nighty-Whitey, I BLAME YOU!

Edited January 10, 2016 by Phoenix-Warbird

[E.Leclerc 1,887]

Oh, no, what makes you think I'm leaving these forums?

I meant for the game - I thought that you are leaving everything.

[LaserShark 2,095]

I meant for the game - I thought that you are leaving everything.

Nope, nope, just club penguin.

[eminem9870 605]

Is this another one of those topics.

[Heles 9,220]

Good luck and Best wishes in life ;) 

[eminem9870 605]

Exactly, you aren't leaving the forums. You made this to see if anyone will miss you. It seems like the only person that truly made a topic like this and meant it was canadarules

[eminem9870 605]

Okay, my apologizes. You are quitting club pengiun .-.

[LaserShark 2,095]

Okay, my apologizes. You are quitting club pengiun .-.

The whole thread was supposed to be a mockery of quit threads, but no-one actually read it. And most everyone seems to think I'm actually quitting Tanki now. XD

Edited January 10, 2016 by LaserShark

[E.Leclerc 1,887]

The whole thread was supposed to be a mockery of quit threads, but no-one actually read it. And most everyone seems to think I'm actually quitting Tanki now. XD

You posted misleading title. Not cool. :)

[LaserShark 2,095]

You posted misleading title. Not cool. :)

But, I AM quitting club penguin, well, I haven't played it in years and don't even know my password anymore, but today I have made the decision to never play it again!

 

 

But seriously, I was hoping that the absurd repetitive talk of my awesomeness would be a major clue to sarcasm, but if a mod could change it to " I Quit [Club Penguin]", that would be nice. That would have been a better title in hindsight.

Edited January 10, 2016 by LaserShark

[Yisroel.Rabin 16,224]

Okay... I love this :lol:

[pizzaslad 471]

I r8/8 m8. gr8 b8

[LOLKILLERTOTHEDEATH 1,921]

club penguin is the STUPIDEST dumbest, most useless and easy to hack game ever made, I hate it. Why would we care why you are leaving CP?! its a useless good for nothing game anyway.

[LaserShark 2,095]

club penguin is the STUPIDEST dumbest, most useless and easy to hack game ever made, I hate it. Why would we care why you are leaving CP?! its a useless good for nothing game anyway.

That's kind of the actual point.

[BSG-62 512]

What's club penguin?

[Rayyan 3,415]

Buh-Bye Buyer.

[r_4oM0 23]

Bye Buddy!  :(

 

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[LaserShark 2,095]

Buh-Bye Buyer.

Club Penguin is the only free2play game I've ever spent real money on, it was either that or webkinz, I don't remember. Don't know how you guessed that though.

 

What's club penguin?

A stupid flash game where you waddle around and give your money to Disney. It will lag on a gaming rig it's so poorly optimized.

Edited January 10, 2016 by LaserShark

[Sr.I3oSS 2,546]

Bye unknown fella.

[Rayyan 3,415]

Club Penguin is the only free2play game I've ever spent real money on, it was either that or webkinz, I don't remember. Don't know how you guessed that though.

 

A stupid flash game where you waddle around and give your money to Disney. It will lag on a gaming rig it's so poorly optimized.

As you said about C.P I really knew cause you need to be a member to get all the fun, and membership costs me creeps. By the way what's your user name?

[J.u.n.h.a.k 33]

Good bye mate