Types Of People In TO. #2 [Written by tankers for tankers + A contest for the best writer.

[Rayyan 3,415]

Thanks for liking my previous topic. I didn't have time today (family issues). So, this was written by players

who posted this stuff below in my last topic. By the way I am holding a contest for you guys. Just write a sub heading and write brief description about the topic, and most important "IYATO". My last readers know about "IYATO". So go read and come.
 
Example from last whatever "topic" or "issue" for your success in this contest.

 

Entries will be entered in next "issue" or "topic". Good luck!
 

 

The Pessimist.

 

A person who always think negative in some point. For example I said to the pessimist person "I'll help you get gold box" and the pessimist replies "No need, I know I won't get any gold, it isn't worth of trying.". 

 
IYATO: Think positive, always try to be active and confident. That may help you.

 

 

DISCLAIMER:-

The subheadings below were made by random players from last topic. Grammar Nazis I stringently refuse you to edit or correct other wise the consequences will be untoward you. Thanks for co-operating.
 
 

Small XP/BP Obsessed Child
"jajajjaajajaja you noob i pro"
uses railgun and hornet/wasp only
 
The Hardcore Russian
has a username like JI_ULJ_ouIL or something
only plays Poly CP, has no chill whatsoever
 
Wannabe Moderator
"What you just did is a bannable offense, please read the #Rules"
always try to talk to mods pretending they know them well
 
The Fake Female
is below the rank of warrant officer 1
talks to literally everyone in the server chat
has a username that suggests they are female

 

The Real Female
Has a bad rep cuz of the above -,-
Is tired of being asked 'u a girl'
Is extremely frustrated when the next sentence is 'u wnt to date me'

 

This wasn't RAY. Oh, wait everyone know that...  :P

Please read the above sentence :)

Please like it xD

Edited January 15, 2016 by Quasar

[Quarks 2,255]

Welcome

[Cor7y 13,862]

The desperate kid

 

Is a low ranker.

Always asks in chat "who here is girl?"

The fake female benefits from him.

 

IYATO: Please stop this. It makes you look immature.

Edited January 13, 2016 by Cor7y

[Buggati_The_Best 1,233]

The car lover

Players with car names!(my car name is Bugatti not Buggati(i realised it was wrong name after like 1 year after creation of name hh,still,double g or double t small difference -_-),but i will not corect the nickname for a letter -_- 

Grammar nazi go away from me!

[L.I.I3.3.I2.T.Y 820]

I'm none of those.

Nice article BTW (your old one.)

Edited January 13, 2016 by L.I.I3.3.I2.T.Y

[Buggati_The_Best 1,233]

CS GO tanki players type

They swear in russian very much and they consider themselves the best

Edited January 13, 2016 by Buggati_The_Best

[L.I.I3.3.I2.T.Y 820]

The Arab Banker Child

 

Always have got a premium account, ranked to gissmo in only 50 days and have all halls and all turrets on M4.

Edited January 13, 2016 by L.I.I3.3.I2.T.Y

[Rayyan 3,415]

The desperate kid

 

Is a low ranker.

Always asks in chat "who here is girl?"

The fake female benefits from him.

 

 

The car lover

Players with car names!(my car name is Bugatti not Buggati(i realised it was wrong name after like 1 year after creation of name hh,still,double g or double t small difference -_-),but i will not corect the nickname for a letter -_- 

Grammar nazi go away from me!

 

 

The Arab Banker Child

 

Always have got a premium account, ranked to gissmo in only 50 days and have all halls and all turrets on M3.

Guys you are missing IYATO.

[BSG-62 512]

The Arab Banker Child

 

Always have got a premium account, ranked to gissmo in only 50 days and have all halls and all turrets on M4.

Pays people to play for him.

[NatchGa 665]

Guys you are missing IYATO.

ok you keep talking about this IYATO thing no one knows what the heck that is just tell us already XD

[NatchGa 665]

The Account Trader

Probably just got off of 4 week ban

"u wnt to trde acc? u go first."

player Username123 was banned FOREVER -> Reason: Trading, phishing.

 

2005 Kawaii Kid

"rawr •3• xD *HUGZ*"

username is like SceneGurlxD or xx-cadybabe-xx

 

 

 

 

Edited January 14, 2016 by NatchGa

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

THE DRUGGER

 

always has full drugs and is constantly slapping the 1.2.3 and 4 keys. Also hardly ever dies

[dilsharox 2,395]

What about hackers?

[CockneyLad 31]

The Post Count Kid

Posting a one word response on as many topics as they can to give the impression they're more important than they actually are.

[awsmeplayer 59]

^

your 12, dont call others kid

[drazeruzumaki 5,021]

still nothing about the cute people

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

THE BUYER

 

Always has premium account. Has the newest unlocked equipment / paints. Drugs almost as much as THE DRUGGER. Claims to buy "only to support the tanki economy " (yeah right u f-ing liar)

[Contradiction 1,242]

The TWG Writer

 

One who wishes to acquire attention and up-votes, as well as join the staff. He notices the TWG, and quickly applies. He writes "articles", although the quality and content of these "articles" is of practically no importance. His number one strategy is plagiarism. Unbeknownst to him, he actually makes himself appear a nug in the eyes of those who actually matter. 

 

IYATO:(whatever that means) Create a sub-forum in the off-topic section so that the rest of the forum is not completely corrupted/polluted.

[Quarks 2,255]

The TWG Writer

 

One who wishes to acquire attention and up-votes, as well as join the staff. He notices the TWG, and quickly applies. He writes "articles", although the quality and content of these "articles" is of practically no importance. His number one strategy is plagiarism. Unbeknownst to him, he actually makes himself appear a nug in the eyes of those who actually matter. 

 

IYATO:(whatever that means) Create a sub-forum in the off-topic section so that the rest of the forum is not completely corrupted/polluted.

You caught me, heh heh

[CockneyLad 31]

^

your 12, dont call others kid

what makes you think i'm 12? Edited January 14, 2016 by CockneyLad

[LaserShark 2,095]

The Happiness Spreader

This individual spends his time bringing joy and gladness to all by posting in all colors of the rainbow. This combination of colors immediately brings joy to the eyes of the viewer.

Edited January 14, 2016 by DonCarnage

[Quarks 2,255]

The Happiness Spreader

This individual spends his time bringing joy and gladness to all by posting in all colors of the rainbow. This combination of colors immediately brings joy to the eyes of the viewer.

 

Am I on acid?

[NatchGa 665]

^

your 12, dont call others kid

welcome to the tanki forums

Edited January 14, 2016 by NatchGa

[applications 993]

^

your 12, dont call others kid

(tries to say kid asmuch as he can to draw attention away from the fact that he's probably 11)

[KillerGnat 3,135]

The TWG Writer

 

One who wishes to acquire attention and up-votes, as well as join the staff. He notices the TWG, and quickly applies. He writes "articles", although the quality and content of these "articles" is of practically no importance. His number one strategy is plagiarism. Unbeknownst to him, he actually makes himself appear a nug in the eyes of those who actually matter. 

 

IYATO:(whatever that means) Create a sub-forum in the off-topic section so that the rest of the forum is not completely corrupted/polluted.

At this point, I could make a few rebuttals to this statement, by saying something about judgmentalists, or even better,  judgmentalist reporters. But because I know that that will only cause a flame war, and also because you're usually a good guy, I'll refrain from that. I can't help but say a few thing, though:

 

1. Don't judge a book by it's cover.

     You, and some of your reporter colleagues, seem to think that other writers are in some way inferior to normal people. Because they aren't "real" reporters, they obviously don't display the quality that it takes to become one. Did you ever stop to think that we don't wanna be reporters? I'm speaking for myself when I say this, but I wouldn't actually take the reporter job if you gave it to me. When I first started Tanki, I wanted nothing more than to become a reporter, but now, after a few months into the game, I don't think I'd want to. I don't have enough time for it, and any time I do have, I'd rather spend it actually helping Tanki (not saying reporters don't help, but they don't help as much as mods or Wiki editors imo). Also, you said that we "want to acquire up-votes and attention." This isn't true at all. If I wanted up-votes, I'd write a topic about greedy devs, bad updates, or why drugs are bad. Believe me, that would get me A LOT of likes. So you said that we are attention seekers? Seriously, if I was seeking attention, I wouldn't be playing Tanki, ok? Simple as that. 

 

2. Don't go down the path of cynicism.

      One of the newsmen (not naming names), is often like this. I have never heard him say anything nice about a topic. His criticism is most often very unconstructive (<---- new word :P), and helps about as much as Dilsha's "Nice" posts.

Don't automatically think that when someone makes a topic, they are just wanting up-votes.  This most often isn't true, and only people who are naturally suspicious will think that. 

 

3. Those who actually matter.

     What? Who's to tell what people actually matter? In my opinion, the entire community matters, and very few are above the rest. What makes one person matter more isn't how many staff jobs they have, or whether or not their post count is over 1000. Just because someone is a reporter, doesn't mean that they should matter more than ordinary people. Reporters get their post by writing, not by experience or karma. They shouldn't necessarily, be treated like kings. Mods and admins, on the other hand, should matter more. People like Issho, Ostrica, Shar0n, Lham, FBI, and DS, are truly heroes of Tanki, for sticking at their jobs so long, and helping the entire game. 

 

At this point, my rant has ended. Remember next time though, you're a reporter now. Don't go around making false assumptions, and saying untrue things, it'll give the entire team a bad name.

 

 

Btw, I think IYATO is "If you are the one" (Ty Google  :P)