Guide [Issue 47] Potatoes

[Superlative 500]

I wish tanki didn't remove that downvote option. My reaction is :facepalm:

Edited January 27, 2016 by Superlative

[Helindu_2014 830]

I really hate all those people who has that "No Nonsense" attitude.

[Lhamster 4,081]

We get it, we get it, but these mock articles lose their effect after the first one. Seeing a strange guide to eating chicken for the first time is humorous, but like a joke told twice, it just doesn't have that effect the second time around.

IK we have to be careful about that, that's why there was almost 1.5 years between them, there may never be another. This one is slightly different, and is kinda done as a homage to hog.

 

I expected it to be funny like Hogree's. 

This one is almost the same, so therefore it must be just as funny.

[Superlative 500]

This one is almost the same, so therefore it must be just as funny.

Point. But something feels missing or maybe I found it funny then but not now. 

[greyat 2,972]

Point. But something feels missing or maybe I found it funny then but not now. 

What's missing: @hogree.

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[hogree 4,179]

And here I was thinking that was a nuclear egg coming back from a holiday to the rubbish skip, man.

 

Love it. Probably a bit too much yabber in the OP (tatties best served plain) but still - appreciate it folks.

 

Not quite chicken though is it

[bossman161 276]

Is this a troll article? If so Ima' go full out troll mode.

[Benefactor 6,888]

Since this is a Russian game, I guess potatoes carry some serious weight around here.

[Eragon 13,876]

Best issue out of all the others  :lol:  :ph34r:

[Benefactor 6,888]

Is this a troll article? If so Ima' go full out troll mode.

TrollMode_ON?

[generalpotato_PRO 1,076]

Since this is a Russian game, I guess potatoes carry some serious weight around here.

VODKA :D XDD

[Benefactor 6,888]

VODKA :D XDD

What are the brands?

[Shellfire_tanki 1,820]

POTATOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

[Benefactor 6,888]

POTATOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

[Shellfire_tanki 1,820]

 

 

XD

[LOLKILLERTOTHEDEATH 1,921]

NO singing "potato from minions?"

[Benefactor 6,888]

NO singing "potato from minions?"

 

 

[Lhamster 4,081]

Just another reason Potatoes are the best.

[elliot5445 12]

shoutout to you, Lhamster, for giving this intricately detailed description of the plant Solanum tuberosum, more commonly known as a potato.  This information has gone unknown by many poor souls on tanki, and your lengthy article has cleared the minds of so many poor tortured souls who believed that they had something to do with france.  Shoutout to YOU, Lhamster, for freeing us potatoes from the stigma of being called many things, such as French, mashed, chip, and peel, and for literally bringing us tubers back to our roots.  Thank you.  You don't know the good you have done for my people.

[Benefactor 6,888]

[Lhamster 4,081]

shoutout to you, Lhamster, for giving this intricately detailed description of the plant Solanum tuberosum, more commonly known as a potato.  This information has gone unknown by many poor souls on tanki, and your lengthy article has cleared the minds of so many poor tortured souls who believed that they had something to do with france.  Shoutout to YOU, Lhamster, for freeing us potatoes from the stigma of being called many things, such as French, mashed, chip, and peel, and for literally bringing us tubers back to our roots.  Thank you.  You don't know the good you have done for my people.

Haha, thanks dude, you have a great sense of humour! ^_^

[goldensentry22 26]

I have long dreamed of this heavenly potato, but sadly i have never seen one before. Now, the whole world can live in peace, harmony and potato!

[AN_602 280]

finally a newspaper article which is good AND is released on time!

[Phoenix.Raised 5,992]

potatoes, devil's fruit

[I.Prince_of_Albania 278]

i dont speak patatoe language im sorry. :D