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How did Tanki Really Start?

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So how did Tanki really begin? We all heard the stories right? Well guess what you heard wrong. And, if you have never heard the story well then I'd suggest that you continued.

Note: The original beginning of TO is just a cover up made by the CIA or was it the KGB, Dunno.

  So one faithful day Mr.Kovtun was walking home from his daily walk thinking about what game he should create next. At one point, he was confronted by a gang of monkeys, yes you read it correctly, I did in fact write monkeys. He did not have anything with him to fight them off but he did have a pair of bananas (Dunno why). SO, what he did was he took one out and lured them towards a man-hole. Opened it, dropped the banana, the monkeys jumped, he closed it again, and ran for his home. He locked the door and threw the other banana at his computer, it bounced of the monitor and landed on his keyboard. His MS Word was open and the banana typed Tanki Online (Coincidence? Guess not). So, he thought to himself why not make a game about tanks and in the honor of the banana for saving his life he decided to name the game Tanki Online.

  So he talked about this to his other computer genius friends, and after a month of creating the game(Yes it took them only one month). Now the most important question to them was what would be the fuel for those legendary tanks, and they noticed that Kasim was eating a baked potato with garlic sauce. And, the same idea clicked on their minds simultaneously just like in the movies where one person thinks about the same thing the other person is thinking. Well forget whatever I just said about movies, let's get back to the point, so when they saw it they thought why not make potatoes the fuel for tanks. They completed everything and submitted to the game publisher.

  When they submitted it, they were nervous because they thought there game would be rejected, and in fact their game was rejected because the publishers loved potatoes and did not like the way Kovtun and his friends discriminated potatoes by making it a fuel! a Fuel!! can you believe it? of course you can because I have already told you. Now, moving on, the publishers tried to sue them but, one of those publishers were smart and took them to the CIA or was it the KGB, who knows. There The Tanki developers were made to change the story about how Tanki was created into making it the story we all heard. Yes I know weird right? If not, then you are awesome like me.

  Well that was the end, hopefully you liked it, and if you want more, if you want of course, then don't remember to comment and like this.

  Note: Before the hate, if you have any, remember that I wrote this in ten minutes while listening to Spag Heddy and bearing the disturbance of Darren and Penguin on Skype. And mods, don't close it and if you have any problems with it then PM me and I'll change the points which broke the rule. Any hows ciao.
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marc.jp_44 20,837

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Another guy giving proof of his creativity and writing skills.

Why don't you apply for TWG or Reporter?

Well, it's all right. It's deserving of getting liked. :)

He's already part of TWG. :)
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