Why do people complain about "no kill parkour"?

[SpeedyRailgun 183]

Yet another rant about a minority, I'm not really complaining here as much as I'm confused.

Now if you haven't read my XP player rant, please note this applies to a small minority of the people I find in Deathmatches.

 

 

Let's begin with what I'm talking about.

Say you join a normal-looking deathmatch and get the message "no kill parkour".

Now if you're me, you equip Titan and get some free XP, but most people make the mistake of trying to argue with them.

Why would you do that!?

You have two people who clearly don't have the decency to buy a PRO battle pass to do their flips and spins.

Or in simpler terms: Free XP.

 

 

Now there will be some of you who call this "cheap" or "a jerk move", but I can tell you that the people who create these battles are the cheap ones for the following reasons:

1. There are plenty of parkour mode battles on the list. I see em' all the time.

2. THEY created the battle WITHOUT the pass, they're the ones that came into battle unequipped.

3. They can have people join their battles, if it's two of them then I doubt buying two pro battle passes would be an issue.

 

"But isn't it a bit unfair to slaughter the weak?"

This is a deathmatch. What do you think you do in one? You target the little Wasps running around with no protection.

 

"But maybe they don't know about the pass."

If they know about parkour I can guarantee they know what a PRO battle pass is.

 

Enough counter-arguing, now it's time for the ending.

 

In short, "no kill parkour" means "I am weak and unequipped for battle, kill me.".

 

Good luck and may Queen Gapulus bless your very being.

 

~The-Operator of the Galagan hiive

I havent EVER asked to do parkour in dm and i wont ever do that.

BUT! You are a frickin faggod if you do so.

When im playing with gizzmos in Pro battles there still are some dumbasses who thinks they earn exp for killing everyone or just want to ruin everything.

 

Now immagine yourself. You play Pro battle parkour and one ***** like you just comes in and kills both of you. So would you be happy with that ****** or no?

There are players who are saving crystals and 5k means ALOT for them.

 

Also you said you only kill wasps in DM meaning.. You are a frickin rat trying to kill weakest. Are u one of those who ignore if they get attacked and wants to kill just that wasp? If so, you should get deranked to Recruit because thats how low your skills are.

[SpeedyRailgun 183]

When I see one of these battles I go Shaft+Viking . And rekt all those parkouring noobss

Even if you have bought Shaft means you are as bad as Operator. You say those, who are trying to reach and learn something are noobs? Or those who sits on 1 spot and CAMPS with full drugs? 

[SpeedyRailgun 183]

You make a good point, Operator. Usually I join and rekt the battle as much as possible, or else try and get the concept of a Parkour Battle into their heads. They're obviously the ones making the mistake by creating a public battle, you're legit allowed to kill whoever you want :lol:

Not everyone wants to spend 5k and there are ALOT of players who will likely do parkour one in a month in public battle, not in Pro battle parkour mode.

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

Even if you have bought Shaft means you are as bad as Operator. You say those, who are trying to reach and learn something are noobs? Or those who sits on 1 spot and CAMPS with full drugs?

no drugs needed to kill wasps and hornets :D and who said I camp? I never "Camp" I always move around a lot Edited April 5, 2016 by fordmustang12345

[The-Operator219 1,929]

Even if you have bought Shaft means you are as bad as Operator. You say those, who are trying to reach and learn something are noobs? Or those who sits on 1 spot and CAMPS with full drugs? 

 

 

I havent EVER asked to do parkour in dm and i wont ever do that.

BUT! You are a frickin faggod if you do so.

When im playing with gizzmos in Pro battles there still are some dumbasses who thinks they earn exp for killing everyone or just want to ruin everything.

 

Now immagine yourself. You play Pro battle parkour and one ***** like you just comes in and kills both of you. So would you be happy with that ****** or no?

There are players who are saving crystals and 5k means ALOT for them.

 

Also you said you only kill wasps in DM meaning.. You are a frickin rat trying to kill weakest. Are u one of those who ignore if they get attacked and wants to kill just that wasp? If so, you should get deranked to Recruit because thats how low your skills are.

 

 

Not everyone wants to spend 5k and there are ALOT of players who will likely do parkour one in a month in public battle, not in Pro battle parkour mode.

Please note this is a rant, take it with a grain of salt.

One, this should not be  a regular occurrence in a deathmatch.

Two, I did not call you out specifically.

And three, the same "Why should I spent 5k to buy some stupid pass?" is currently being used by the anti-supply groups. Please wait your turn.

[SpeedyRailgun 183]

Please note this is a rant, take it with a grain of salt.

One, this should not be  a regular occurrence in a deathmatch.

Two, I did not call you out specifically.

And three, the same "Why should I spent 5k to buy some stupid pass?" is currently being used by the anti-supply groups. Please wait your turn.

Just What the heck?

Go ruin something more with players who have better skills than you do-Recruits!

[The-Operator219 1,929]

Just What the heck?

Go ruin something more with players who have better skills than you do-Recruits!

I think I found somebody's button. :3

[sensei_tanker 3,098]

What I think when I see the words "no kill parkour" said to me on chat:

 

1. There's not enough people on my team to start an actual fair battle.

2. They want to climb on the roof of that house in Noise and waste their time.

3. If actual PRO battle parkour, these people have common sense. 

4. In regular DM or CTF where teams are even and score is not 39-0, these people are weak and should be an easy victory if I just capture their flags. 

5. They agree with me that PRO battle passes are way too expensive for their actual worth. 

[mkuumtawala 23]

It is simple as this - parkour in any mode except in PRO and in DM = 100% sabotage, so in all other types of battles parkouring wrecks should not only be harassed and killed by their mates and foes, but must also be banned and stripped off their achievements by the violators !

[ELIZABETH1122 337]

What I think when I see the words "no kill parkour" said to me on chat:

 

1. There's not enough people on my team to start an actual fair battle.

2. They want to climb on the roof of that house in Noise and waste their time.

3. If actual PRO battle parkour, these people have common sense. 

4. In regular DM or CTF where teams are even and score is not 39-0, these people are weak and should be an easy victory if I just capture their flags. 

5. They agree with me that PRO battle passes are way too expensive for their actual worth. 

The subject of what constitute expensive in regards to PRO battle passes is a subjective one.  I do not think that 5,000 crystals for a 31 day pass with unlimited access is too expensive at all.  Nor is the 90 day PREMIUM Account for 28 Euros, their are other options of premium as well.  Supplies/drugs might also be considered costly by some.  A facility exists for Parker or for drug free for that matter.  If players want to have certain facilities then they will have to pay either in crystal or real money.  People should not be messing about in the normal real game part of the site.

Edited April 6, 2016 by ELIZABETH1122

[mkuumtawala 23]

  If players want to have certain facilities then they will have to pay either in crystal or real money.  People should not be messing about in the normal real game part of the site.

 

bull's eye !

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

But you're an a-hole for doing so, because some people do not want/cannot afford to play "Pro" battle modes in order to set up proper parkour mechanics in place.

THEN THEY SHOULDN'T BE DOING PARKOUR . Simple as that .seriously its one thing to use parkour tactically in a battle but its another thing when you enter A TEAM BATTLE with Wasp+Vulcan and start doing parkour . If they want to parkour so bad go make a 1v1 skyscraper / madness and parkour as much as you want . But don't ruin or basically sabotage a team mode battle cause you want to do parkour

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

Seriously if you can't afford 5K per month for a pro pass why the hell do you even play the game? I can easily make 5K in a week or less

[applications 993]

Yet another rant about a minority, I'm not really complaining here as much as I'm confused.

Now if you haven't read my XP player rant, please note this applies to a small minority of the people I find in Deathmatches.

 

 

Let's begin with what I'm talking about.

Say you join a normal-looking deathmatch and get the message "no kill parkour".

Now if you're me, you equip Titan and get some free XP, but most people make the mistake of trying to argue with them.

Why would you do that!?

You have two people who clearly don't have the decency to buy a PRO battle pass to do their flips and spins.

Or in simpler terms: Free XP.

 

 

Now there will be some of you who call this "cheap" or "a jerk move", but I can tell you that the people who create these battles are the cheap ones for the following reasons:

1. There are plenty of parkour mode battles on the list. I see em' all the time.

2. THEY created the battle WITHOUT the pass, they're the ones that came into battle unequipped.

3. They can have people join their battles, if it's two of them then I doubt buying two pro battle passes would be an issue.

 

"But isn't it a bit unfair to slaughter the weak?"

This is a deathmatch. What do you think you do in one? You target the little Wasps running around with no protection.

 

"But maybe they don't know about the pass."

If they know about parkour I can guarantee they know what a PRO battle pass is.

 

Enough counter-arguing, now it's time for the ending.

 

In short, "no kill parkour" means "I am weak and unequipped for battle, kill me.".

 

Good luck and may Queen Gapulus bless your very being.

 

~The-Operator of the Galagan hiive

Good for you, just get you're op combos on and 1 hit them, chances are they will be using m0 since most parkouring in public battles are noobs

[Bpega 111]

Lets see how your principle applies to something like... idk; life: Can't afford to live? THEN DON'T LIVE, GO AND DIE if you're so poor, none cares. Don't disrupt the market, just because you can't afford to get any food to survive.

you are absolutely right - Can't afford to live? THEN DON'T LIVE, GO AND DIE - same in real life, same in TO

 

Communist ideas have died even in Russia - welcome to TO the brave new world, where no one cares about your misery !

[george_ace 57]

I'm not buying a pro pass right now because I am saving for an expensive kit, and 5K crystals can make all the difference. Once I get it, though, I will get a pro pass.

[ELIZABETH1122 337]

I'm not buying a pro pass right now because I am saving for an expensive kit, and 5K crystals can make all the difference. Once I get it, though, I will get a pro pass.

Then, you will not be allowed to pay Parker or if you do, run the risk of wrath of fellow players and censorship by the moderators and developers.

[ELIZABETH1122 337]

Oh wow, do moderators not enter "Pro" battles?

I do not understand your supposition.  Parker can be played with a pro pass.

[A_R_A_K_E_L_Y_E_N 503]

The problem comes when :

 

1. players dont earn enough to buy pro battle passes, or arent stupid enough too.

2. they do buy a pass, go into a parkour battle. and people like YOU are killing everyone, getting no exp or crystals and ruining everyones fun, this is the main reason for the complaint

3. people who arent generalissimo arent going to earn enough to buy battle passes when they have too, and therefore will not be able to use the pro battles.

4. youre a jerk for thinking that.

 

- yours sincerely, nineawe The Parkour Fan

Look at pro pass again and try this again.

you forgot to READ ITS OPTIONS!!!!!!

[SpeedyRailgun 183]

I think I found somebody's button. :3

Button? Get a life. Im human and humans dont have any buttons..

So you said noone wants me to post there or something?

Then do that **** in Private messages not in forums!

Dont complain about others who is doing the same mistake as you do!

You complain about no-kill parkour in battles and now you say me to shut up..

 

So why they have to make private battles to do that?

Then maybe use private messenger for this topic?

 

You are killing everyone in parkour battle and saying that, you can do that if you want. So why i cant post on forums if 10 years old kid dont want me to do so?

[A_R_A_K_E_L_Y_E_N 503]

A few times, I acted as a security guard for my friends that were in parkour mode map. Some random tanker thought they can troll a parkour map, but then BOOM! He dies under my watch! He then tries to drug, but I have huge amount of supplies, so he still got wrecked! He then raged and left. Hahaha! That'll teach 'em! Sometimes, more people join in in helping kill the noob troll and kill him over and over! Once we have Isidas, there's no way he's getting a kill! Hahahahahaha!

 

So that's one of my suggestions, get a high-ranked friend with good equipment to watch for noobs that try to ruin your fun!

i hire myself out. Since im OP i will tag the sabateures and prevent them access to the ramp. If the use long then i will hunt then. If they lay 1000 mines all over, i will take my mammy that can survive 11 mines per health and reck those mines...

[SpeedyRailgun 183]

Look at pro pass again and try this again.

you forgot to READ ITS OPTIONS!!!!!!

I havent seen anything like button

Kick nerds

You have? hmm. Im playing on Pro battles only with my gizzmo and in every single parkour battle there is a nerd who has 60+ kills and he is using Vulcan and mamoth.

 

Dont even try to say it isnt true.

[A_R_A_K_E_L_Y_E_N 503]

Just What the heck?

Go ruin something more with players who have better skills than you do-Recruits!

Come at me bruh,

Yeah, im about as big as a skyscraper if you are an ant.

Is it your type who creatw no kill parkour?

Could you manage the battle better perhaps, the lack of thought taken into creating the battle gives anyone no-kill-parkouring 0 skill.

Tread carefully around shaft as that is the hardest turret to master.

[SpeedyRailgun 183]

i hire myself out. Since im OP i will tag the sabateures and prevent them access to the ramp.

Realy? :D Youre OP? Then please explain me this

 

 

 

 

[SpeedyRailgun 183]

Come at me bruh,

Yeah, im about as big as a skyscraper if you are an ant.

Is it your type who creatw no kill parkour?

Could you manage the battle better perhaps, the lack of thought taken into creating the battle gives anyone no-kill-parkouring 0 skill.

Tread carefully around shaft as that is the hardest turret to master.

Shaft is for nerds like you are. Frickin drugger.

 

Did you know? You are lying to yourself...

Edited April 12, 2016 by SpeedyRailgun