"Roses are red, violets are blue" Jokes...

[Hex 11,520]

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I am noob,

And so are you!

[werty8763 1,483]

 

 

 

Ouch :wacko:  :blink:  :o

 

Roses are red 

Violets are blue 

I have Schizophrenia 

And so do I

 

Roses are red 

Asphalt is black 

You'd sure look better 

With a knife in your back 

But why are roses red?

Because firetrucks are red, and they have eight wheels and four people on them, and four plus eight is twelve, and there are twelve inches in a foot, and one foot is a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, but she was also a ship, and ships sail the sea, and in the seas are fish, and fish have fins, and the Finns fought the Russians, and the Russians are red, and that’s why firetrucks are red, and why Russians are always Russian around,  cuz the Russians fought the Finns, and fins are on fish and they live in the sea, because C comes after B, and bee’s sting with a stinger, and stinger is a kit, and kits are baby cats, and my cats name is Bob, but bobcats move dirt, and dirt is dirty, and shafts don’t like dirty, and a spear has a shaft, and spears have tips, and wasps tip too much, and wasps cost crystals, and crystals buy stuff, and I want your crystals, cuz I got never enough…

 

:lol:

Comment of the year, man!! :)

That was a good one~ :D

[SWAT_LA 68]

:lol:

Comment of the year, man!! :)

That was a good one~ :D

Your back! :mellow:

Finally!

[werty8763 1,483]

Your back! :mellow:

Finally!

Who are you? :huh:

Never saw you before, sorry..... <_<

 

 

I know who you are, don't worry......  :ph34r:

 

 

[SWAT_LA 68]

Who are you? :huh:

Never saw you before, sorry..... <_<

 

 

I know who you are, don't worry...... :ph34r:

 

 

Ya, I'm my username, du...

[Anonono 1,233]

:lol:

Comment of the year, man!! :)

That was a good one~ :D

Please, all he did was take something from Monty Python and added his own stuff. Still clever tho.

[werty8763 1,483]

Please, all he did was take something from Monty Python and added his own stuff. Still clever tho.

Yea... :D

[Conscription 711]

Roses are Red,

Violets are Blue,

The thief has gone,

Without leaving any Clue.

 

I know , Total Non-Sense. :ph34r: 

 

[davidjudah 41]

Roses are Blue

Violets are Red......wait did I get that wrong? :o

[DarkOperative 5,580]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I am here

To ban all of you

~@EVISITORS :lol:

[The-Operator219 1,929]

"Roses are red, violets are blue..."

I'm giving you a ten second head start.

This is why I haven't dated in a while. ;~;

[MrCheezyPotato 850]

Heres a great joke:

 

 

:D

:D

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:D

:D

:D

Im cool B)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edited April 25, 2016 by MrCheezyPotato

[golden5648 1,686]

Heres a great joke:

 

 

:D

:D

:D

:D

:D

:D

Im cool

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Bro you trolled me so badly lol 

[vanshajwore 324]

Roses are rose,

Violets are violet,

Get your colours straight fools,

Or I will get violent.

 

Roses are red

Violets are blue

This jokes overused

And your sister is too. :blink: :blink: :blink:

 

Roses are red

Violets are glorious

Don't try to surprise

Oscar Pistorius

 

Roses are only sometimes red

Violets are never really blue

Do you really need a national holiday

To remember to say "I love you"?

 

If roses are red, and violets are blue…. Then by the commutative property, the color blue is actually violet, and what two colors make violet? Red and blue, which means you need red to make violet and since violet is actually blue, that means you need red to make blue, but what makes red? The past tense of read, because of the word you read more than any other word so far in this equation? Blue. You read blue, creating violet, and because violets are actually blue, it proves that not only did I just BLOW your mind, but everything you just RED (past tense) actually just BLUE your mind.

I have heard the last one somewhere i can't remember....

[Agent101us 310]

Heres a great joke:

 

 

:D

:D

:D

:D

:D

:D

Im cool

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Terrible joke

it sucks

[MrCheezyPotato 850]

Terrible joke it sucks

Thx bro! :P

 

↑ Like you

 

 

Nice gif

It repeats sooo smoothly :D

Edited April 25, 2016 by MrCheezyPotato

[BuriedSky 1,319]

Hmmm..as the topic started:

Roses are red....

 

[MrCheezyPotato 850]

Hmmm..as the topic started:

Roses are red....

 

Same!!! :P

[BuriedSky 1,319]

Same!!! :P

:P

That was just a joke, btw...dont take it serious.. :lol: :P

[golden5648 1,686]

Hmmm..as the topic started:

Roses are red....

 

Lol xD

[MrCheezyPotato 850]

:P

That was just a joke, btw...dont take it serious.. :lol: :P

Ik :P

Edited April 26, 2016 by MrCheezyPotato

[AllOne 156]

What. :mellow:

Ya wake late for school man you don't wana go!

You ask your mom please but she still says NO

You miss 2 classes and no homework!

But she teaches your class like your some kind of jerk!

How's that?!

You trying to rap? Edited May 6, 2016 by AllOne

[Cyborg 3,189]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I am a Noob

And you know that too!

 

 

 

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Do you know

Who you talking to?

 

 

 

Edited May 28, 2016 by Cyborg

[III_Dope_III 319]

Roses are red, 

Violets are blue,

God made me beautiful,

What happend to you?

 

 

I have a very insulting one but I would rather not post it here.

Its the one where I can use your moms facebook ;)

some of you may get it :)

[LOLKILLERTOTHEDEATH 1,921]

I have 2!

 

Roses are red

Violets are blue

but since violets are violet

this cannot be true

 

#2

 

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I thought Gollum was ugly

till I looked at you