"Roses are red, violets are blue" Jokes...

[golden5648 1,686]

Roses are red, Violets are blue , i have a gun get in the van

lol i won't

[applications 993]

Roses are red, Violets are blue , i have a gun get in the van

Mod ban plz > Starting harm, encouraging kidnapping

[Phoenix.Raised 5,992]

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less then dinner for two

[r_GaIaxy2 8,611]

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Some rhymes rhyme

some don't

 

Roses are red,

Here's something new,

Violets are violet,

Not freaking blue

 

Roses are red,

My name is Dave, 

These poems are hard,

Microwave

 

Roses are red,

Bacon is also red,

I like you,

Bacon

Edited February 28, 2016 by r_GaIaxy2

[Agent101us 310]

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Some rhymes rhyme

some don't

 

Roses are red,

Here's something new,

Violets are violet,

Not freaking blue

:lol: !!!!

 

 

Roses are red,

My name is Dave,

These poems are hard,

Microwave

:lol:

Roses are red,

Bacon is also red,

I like you,

:mellow:

Bacon

[Yisroel.Rabin 16,224]

Rose are blue,

no I mean red,

please don't kill me,

I'll head off to bed.

 

Roses are red,

violates are blue,

my nose smells,

and your feet do to.

 

Roses are red,

water is blue,

but it's actually not, it's just the reflection of the sky that's making it look blue, but really,

it's orange.

 

Roses are red,

red suit is red,

blood is red,

red is red.

Edited February 29, 2016 by Yisroel.Rabin

[BlueDragon_tamki 3,204]

What? XD

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Some rhymes rhyme

some don't

 

Roses are red,

Here's something new,

Violets are violet,

Not freaking blue

 

Roses are red,

My name is Dave,

These poems are hard,

Microwave

 

Roses are red,

Bacon is also red,

I like you,

Bacon

[1Vasechka1 70]

Mod ban plz > Starting harm, encouraging kidnapping

Dude this is a joke -_-

Violets are Blue,

Roses are Red,

I have a gun,

Get in the Van.

[Phoenix.Raised 5,992]

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you get banned no one is talking to you

[golden5648 1,686]

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you get banned no one is talking to you

this one suits me

[personia 4,036]

Roses are rose,

Violets are violet,

Get your colours straight fools,

Or I will get violent.

 

Roses are red

Violets are blue

This jokes overused

And your sister is too.  :blink:  :blink:  :blink:

 

Roses are red

Violets are glorious

Don't try to surprise

Oscar Pistorius

 

Roses are only sometimes red

Violets are never really blue

Do you really need a national holiday

To remember to say "I love you"?

 

If roses are red, and violets are blue…. Then by the commutative property, the color blue is actually violet, and what two colors make violet? Red and blue, which means you need red to make violet and since violet is actually blue, that means you need red to make blue, but what makes red? The past tense of read, because of the word you read more than any other word so far in this equation? Blue. You read blue, creating violet, and because violets are actually blue, it proves that not only did I just BLOW your mind, but everything you just RED (past tense) actually just BLUE your mind.

Edited March 4, 2016 by personia

[Agent101us 310]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

To be continued

Eh what the heck screw you

[Agent101us 310]

^this is a joke btw, no ban got it??^

[golden5648 1,686]

 

Roses are red

Violets are blue

This jokes overused

And your sister is too.  :blink:  :blink:  :blink:

 

:lol:

[tankerped 1]

 

If roses are red, and violets are blue…. Then by the commutative property, the color blue is actually violet, and what two colors make violet? Red and blue, which means you need red to make violet and since violet is actually blue, that means you need red to make blue, but what makes red? The past tense of read, because of the word you read more than any other word so far in this equation? Blue. You read blue, creating violet, and because violets are actually blue, it proves that not only did I just BLOW your mind, but everything you just RED (past tense) actually just BLUE your mind.

 

Ouch :wacko:  :blink:  :o

 

Roses are red 
Violets are blue 
I have Schizophrenia 
And so do I

 

Roses are red 

Asphalt is black 
You'd sure look better 
With a knife in your back 

But why are roses red?

Because firetrucks are red, and they have eight wheels and four people on them, and four plus eight is twelve, and there are twelve inches in a foot, and one foot is a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, but she was also a ship, and ships sail the sea, and in the seas are fish, and fish have fins, and the Finns fought the Russians, and the Russians are red, and that’s why firetrucks are red, and why Russians are always Russian around,  cuz the Russians fought the Finns, and fins are on fish and they live in the sea, because C comes after B, and bee’s sting with a stinger, and stinger is a kit, and kits are baby cats, and my cats name is Bob, but bobcats move dirt, and dirt is dirty, and shafts don’t like dirty, and a spear has a shaft, and spears have tips, and wasps tip too much, and wasps cost crystals, and crystals buy stuff, and I want your crystals, cuz I got never enough…

Edited March 16, 2016 by tankerped

[MrCheezyPotato 850]

Quote: >>>This whole topic<<<

 

 

 

Wth? XD Best topic ever!

[golden5648 1,686]

Quote: >>>This whole topic<<<

 

 

 

Wth? XD Best topic ever!

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[SOME.ONE_ELSE 20]

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

These will die,

why can't u?

[MrCheezyPotato 850]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Wait....no the arnt

We freaking steamrolled all of them so we could make another damn McDonalds

 

 

Roses are red grey

Violets are blue grey

I am a dog

 

Roses are red

Violets are red

Welcome to hell

Edited April 2, 2016 by MrCheezyPotato

[Conscription 711]

Roses are red,

Violets are Blue,

My Heart is Broken,

Give me some Glue. </ /3

[SOME.ONE_ELSE 20]

Roses are red,

Violets are Blue,

My Heart is Broken,

Give me some Glue. </ /3

haha nice one

[golden5648 1,686]

Roses are red,

Violets are Blue,

My Heart is Broken,

Give me some Glue. </ /3

Nice bro :))

[werty8763 1,483]

Roses are blue,

Violets are red,

This is true,

Because I fell on my head. :D

[werty8763 1,483]

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

WHO IN THE WORLD MADE SUCH A STUPID JOKE IN THE FIRST PLACE!! :ANGRY: :P

[The-Operator219 1,929]

"Roses are red, violets are blue..."

I'm giving you a ten second head start.