Tanki Online Conspiracy Theory

[BorussiaDortmund_BVB 363]

What if, RU 1 lags are an inside trick, that is; tankers with premium, get fewer lags, but tankers with no premium, get more lags  :ph34r:

[Contradiction 1,242]

That may be so, but what would be their motivation behind it? If no one actually knows that premium tankers are getting less lag than regular players, then how will it encourage people to buy premium and contribute profit to the developers?

 

I have a much, much more realistic theory:

What if Tanki Online is actually a trick designed by le Illuminati in order to employ innocent people into driving their tank-drones while they take over the world?

:ph34r:

[drazeruzumaki 5,021]

Or maybe they are just a normal bunch of Russians making a game about animated tanks.

 

 

Who am I kidding, we all know semyon is a bot

 

 

[Rayyan 3,415]

Sorry. There is no way that tanki's dev team can give lags individually. I believe there is two types of lags. Your internet is bad or your computer is bad(fps) If you have lags even if you are playing in servers which has less players. Or it may be server problem. Good luck.

[TG159 734]

Sorry. There is no way that tanki's dev team can give lags individually. I believe there is two types of lags. Your internet is bad or your computer is bad(fps) If you have lags even if you are playing in servers which has less players. Or it may be server problem. Good luck.

Heard of humour?

[Rayyan 3,415]

Heard of humour?

I believe, NO.

[TG159 734]

I believe, NO.

:O

[TG159 734]

Nah, RU1 lags becuz vodka xD

[sirogo 3,624]

We lag as much as you guys do  ^_^

[KillerGnat 3,135]

That may be so, but what would be their motivation behind it? If no one actually knows that premium tankers are getting less lag than regular players, then how will it encourage people to buy premium and contribute profit to the developers?

 

I have a much, much more realistic theory:

What if Tanki Online is actually a trick designed by le Illuminati in order to employ innocent people into driving their tank-drones while they take over the world?

:ph34r:

Poor Illuminati, they obviously haven't seen me attempt to drive my tank. If they did, they'd know that the entire world would be in danger....

[hhgb 2,655]

We lag as much as you guys do  ^_^

Stop buying premium so Tanki shuts down and we don't have to play this game and put up with lag anymore.

 

 

Happy ending for everyone!

[Hero_No_1_unbeatable 19]

Turning off soft particles,Shadows,Lightning,Chat can reduce your lag a little bit.It works for me very well i just needed turn off Dust/Soft particles to reduce the lags. If you are still facing problems Fix your RAM and Graphics card.  :) 

 

 

Well once upon a time tanki was tooo much laggy for me. sometimes the lag caused my computer Shut down. 1 day i opened my computer and Fixed a new graphics card into it and all lags were mostly DEAD!  ^_^ 

 

 

Well i didnt try it on server RU 1  :mellow: 

[hhgb 2,655]

Well i didnt try it on server RU 1  :mellow: 

Server lag has nothing to do with your system.

 

Please read up.

[personia 4,036]

I have a conspiracy theory... Nobody cares.

 

Oh wait, that's the truth...

[Guest]

What if, RU 1 lags are an inside trick, that is; tankers with premium, get fewer lags, but tankers with no premium, get more lags  :ph34r:

Sorry, actually it was me and Semyon trying to download Deadpool movie for "Redpool Event" using the Servers' net, but we ended up downloading a tons of other films and TV-Shows seasons and overloaded the bandwidth  :ph34r:

 

We have queued downloads for the following two months, so good luck with this  :lol:

We are planning to gift downloaded films to Premium Users too!

[CybertronDestroyer 60]

Deadpool decided to take a crash test inside the server building where RU1 is. It's really nothing to worry about, he only got electrocuted twice, and Semyon got killed. WHich is why he is not in the v-logs anymore.

[dilsharox 2,395]

Illuminati confirmed

[drazeruzumaki 5,021]

Sorry, actually it was me and Semyon trying to download Deadpool movie for "Redpool Event" using the Servers' net, but we ended up downloading a tons of other films and TV-Shows seasons and overloaded the bandwidth  :ph34r:

 

We have queued downloads for the following two months, so good luck with this  :lol:

We are planning to gift downloaded films to Premium Users too!

Hmm I see subtle torrent promotion :ph34r:

[Rayyan 3,415]

Hmm I see subtle torrent promotion :ph34r:

Utorrentz!

[BlueDragon_tamki 3,204]

Sorry, actually it was me and Semyon trying to download Deadpool movie for "Redpool Event" using the Servers' net, but we ended up downloading a tons of other films and TV-Shows seasons and overloaded the bandwidth :ph34r:

 

We have queued downloads for the following two months, so good luck with this :lol:

We are planning to gift downloaded films to Premium Users too!

what? Lol! XD

And hold on a minute! How can that work?! :o

[sirogo 3,624]

Stop buying premium so Tanki shuts down and we don't have to play this game and put up with lag anymore.

 

 

Happy ending for everyone!

I didn't buy it :X

[Cor7y 13,862]

What if Tanki Online is made by Vodka drinking Martians? Oh wait...... that's a fact.... :ph34r:

[DireFlyer 454]

what? Lol! XD

And hold on a minute! How can that work?! :o

With a little bit of knowledge :ph34r:

 

What if Tanki Online is made by Vodka drinking Martians? Oh wait...... that's a fact.... :ph34r:

nah, they aren't drinking vodka, they are drinking 500 proof whiskey.... made on mars....

Edited February 26, 2016 by DireFlyer