Other [Issue 52] Myths, Busted

[greyat 2,972]

There are numerous myths and half-truths circulating in the community. Some are true, some are not. Here we'll be going over a few of interest, and determining their veracity. Without further ado, let us move on to:

 

Myth No. 1

Twins are best used with a brick.

 

Confirmed.

 

Myth No. 2

Gold boxes (may) cause fatal heart attacks.

While it may seem that the high-stress conditions in the aftermath of a gold siren may lead to fatal cardiac arrest, thus far the victims of such (PURELY hypothetical!) events have failed to report them. Therefore it would be fitting to conclude that such events do not occur.

 

Busted.

 

 

Myth No. 3

XP is the best!

Well known fact number 1: @GoldRock is a mult.

Well known fact number 2: @GoldRock uses XP.

∴ XP is not the best.

 

Busted.

inb4logicalfallacy

 

Myth No. 4

The @Night-Sisters' favorite paint is Blue.

Preliminary results from heavy experimentation seem to indicate that their favorite paint is this:

 

Busted.

 

 

Myth No. 5

Dictators get all the gold boxes.

Studies indicate that fly hackers have an unusual tendency of acquiring gold boxes with great frequency.

(The same studies also demonstrated that fly hackers, quite mysteriously, end up blocked permanently most of the time. Children, don't throw away an account for 1000 crystals pls.)

 

Busted.

 

Myth No. 6

Test drives and personalized discounts exist.

Eh, have you ever seen one? I haven't.

 

Busted.

 

Myth No. 7

Wasps can fly.

 

Confirmed.

 

Myth No. 8

Mammoths can fly.

 

Busted.

 

Myth No. 9

All Generalissimos are pros.

 

Profile — Sarbor

Ha.

 

Busted.

 

Myth No. 10

Lag is bad.

What, are you telling me that you don't enjoy having everything freeze up for 10 seconds, followed by 10 seconds of compacted Twins fire slamming into your tank and hurling the unfortunate Wasp across Monte Carlo?

 

The answer is obvious.

Busted.

 

 

Well, that's all for this installment. Stay tuned for more!

Edited November 18, 2017 by Flexoo

[MOO_I_AM_A_COW 110]

You made me laugh. This article has my stamp of approval!

[l.Eat.My.BuIIets 483]

Myth : You are a noob

 

Confirmed

[Ambitious 2,084]

Myth: da newspaper team thinks they are pros at playing pranks while they actually big noop

 

Confirmed

Edited April 1, 2016 by Ambitious

[r_MaquinaDeGuerra0 207]

Myth 6

[DragonOfStorms 2,706]

Hysterical! One question, is this a prank article?

[newrohan 1,040]

Admin drops gold. Confirmed? Plej? :d

[Blackdrakon30 2,943]

Approve of Myth #6 :P

[assolik 134]

LOL :lol:

[Benefactor 6,888]

Wouldn't the new supplies confirm No.8?

[TTK_229 1,080]

I agree wit number four, my fav paint too (besides corrosion). And mammoths can fly, if they're Godmode_ON, if u use enough mines...☺

[Jwimmer 2,835]

Lol at #4

 

Savage

Edited April 2, 2016 by Jwimmer

[Mr.Ace 1,116]

Myth

this topic is not comedy

 

busted

 

LOL really well made , excellent job

[Dead_Men_Dont_Bite 2]

my favorite would probably be No. 4 nice job

[1creepercraft_tanki 12]

y does every1 hate goldrock?????????

Edited April 3, 2016 by greyat
don't quote OP pls

[1creepercraft_tanki 12]

y does every1 hate goldrock?????????

nightsisters uses the force. SHE can make mammy fly

[Yisroel.Rabin 16,224]

Myth 11:
People in this game are dumb/don't get jokes.

 

 

I cant see the newspaper. no images can be seen :(

 

BUSTED

[NamesAreForNoobs 324]

For Myth #6, personal discounts exist and test drives don't.

[bossman161 276]

laughing at number seven and number eight

[noobest411 1]

i swear! this was made 4 april fools! i'm tellin' ya

[comandobob 15]

Myth No. 9

All Generalissimos are pros.

 

Profile — Sarbor

Ha.

 

Busted.

 

lol 

[comandobob 15]

Wouldn't the new supplies confirm No.8?

lets hope not 

[ReesAlvin 3]

Oh man this was good... about the test drives, I got one for shaft m1 *facepalm*

Then I got a few personal discounts that I couldn't afford at the time :D

[Hex 11,520]

Reporters seemingly posting foolish (April Fools Day, by no way that was a dislike ;)) articles.

 

1. Go to Tanki Newspaper. 

2. See the number of contests.

3. See the number of real  contests.

 

4. BUSTED.

[Legends135 21]

http://ratings.tankionline.com/en/user/My/

 

Busted