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[Issue 52] TANKI CONSPIRACY E X P O S E D !1!1


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tankers!1! you have been mislead by the 3v1l l00minati developers for ages on the most important topic of all time!!! you remember Moon Silence, right? Guess again!! it never existed! many of your fellow trusted tankers will say "what? no, I played on Moon Silence, it was real!" No. they're shills, paid in gold box drops by the 3v1l l00minati developers and cannot be trusted (now you know why people ask for gold boxes!)!1! but then they will say "but there are pictures of Moon Silence!" but those pictures have been faked! greyat and i have risked great personal harm in bringing this topic to you and revealing the TRUTH™ to tankers all over the world. read this topic and spread the word. WAKE UP SHEEPLE

 


 

first let's look at a "screenshot" of moon silence (original picture by @King.Ghost)

8MTtSLl.jpg

 

looks cool. right? well there are several problems in this picture

  • what is holding the container to the ground? there is no gravity in space, so the container would have floated off
  • the wasp had to drive in order to get into the air. engines need oxygen to run, and everybody knows that there is no oxygen in space
  • the windows in the house would have exploded due to the pressure difference
  • the sand on the ground would have floated off
  • why are the stars visible in the background? they are actually really faint and would not show up in a photo without a long exposure time, so obviously it was faked

and look at this

 

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do you see it now?

 

no? how about now?

 

ZSUXlH3.png

 

as you can see, there is a triangle on the roof. Everybody knows that the l00minati loves triangles. DAE CONSPIRACY?!!1!

 

and this?

obviously

9hjTfts.png

(@Yisroel.Rabin)

you can also see trees and bushes in the lower left corner, they would have all died if they were actually in space

 


 

deck9 was an inside job !1211!!1

 

ok readers!!@!!!121 through detailed research and analysis we have determined the truth behind deck9!!@!!11!!121! it was not removed because of unpopularity, it was a plot by the 3v1l l00minati devs!1!1!!!!

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notice that semyon has an avatar with a halo

understand that avatars with halos indicate association with the developers

and now for the important part 1!@1211!!!1

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he mentioned deck9!@!!12

and what more

he said deck9 would be removed!@131!

 

 

 

the developers have hidden something very important in their avatars

can you see it?

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no?

 

they thought they could hide this from us

how about now?

 

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that is none other than the dreaded 3v1l l00minati symbol!!!!!1!!!!11111

 

 

do you still not believe in this conspiracy?!!!

then look at this

 

aKAg9bz.png

do you see it?!!

 

no?

cul3eRb.png

do you see it now?!!

 

as you can see, the 3v1l developers have freely admitted that they are part of the l00minati!!!11!! nothing they say can be trusted!!11!! nobody in the administration can be trusted as they are all part of the l00minati!!11!!! not even our glorious dictator elhamster!!11!!! remember tankers, trust NO ONE, and spread the news of the truth to others!!!111! the 3v1l l00minati and their gold box shills will no doubt attempt to deny these revelations, don't believe them!!!!

 

 

MOON SILENCE WAS FAKED

DECK-9 WAS AN INSIDE JOB

WAKE UP SHEEPLE

Edited by Lhamster
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1. I didn't take that pic, why you think I did?

 

2. OMG LUMINATAI CONFORMED, WOOOAW!!! CAPS LOCK ROKS WOAH LUMANTI CUZ A IS A TRIANGLE WITH A EYE INSIDE IT

I swiped it from one of your posts, thought I should credit it.

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Tanki has five letters.

A triangle has three sides.

5-3=2.

Semyon Kirov has two eyes.

Eyes? Triangles? 

What does that mean? :huh:

LOOminati confirmed.

 

(lol, nice article.) :)

Edited by xgamer932

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