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Spent 10 mins writing a formal request to .

Then: This member cannot receive any new messages.

I'm like :huh: :mellow: :mellow: :mellow: :angry: :angry: :angry:

Really??!!! 10 MINUTES!!! Best formal request of my life. I was gonna read over it. That post is history :mellow: :unsure: :unsure:

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Spent 10 mins writing a formal request to .

Then: This member cannot receive any new messages.

I'm like :huh: :mellow: :mellow: :mellow: :angry: :angry: :angry:

Really??!!! 10 MINUTES!!! Best formal request of my life. I was gonna read over it. That post is history :mellow: :unsure: :unsure:

Lol, zen's pm box has been full ever since I've known him. He never cleans it out, and it's infuriating.

 

Lets see how many times my message can get quoted: #SPAMBROZZZ

Once.

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Extra sharp pen of righteousness at the ready:

 

 

The wind howled, the dust flew, and tempers rose to a fever pitch. Those who had gathered to watch the battle unfold were now ceasing their chatter and were now focusing on the two combatants. On one side, the Yiper, a shiny new battle tank adorned with the 3 stars of the Lieutenant General, and sporting a 50 mm cannon only known as "Thunder" - a testament to its destructive power. On the other side, a rusty tank with five shabby squares, the ensign of a Warrant Officer 5. This tank, too, held the Thunder, but its own thunder was rather old, unused for many ages. Perhaps it wouldn't work properly. Nobody would know until the battle began, anyhow.

 

A sudden screech pierced the thoughts of the crowd. "Ladies and gentlemen, thank you all for gathering here! I present to you, Yiper!"

 

Wild enthusiasm ensued. It was obvious the Yiper was the favourite.

 

"And I present to you as well, the Abs!"

 

The enthusiasm died down rapidly. Again, it was obvious nobody expected this shambles of a tank to win.

 

"And as your host, Blaster da master of da swagster, I hereby allow this battle to commence!"

 

Multiple booming shots ensued. The dust flew, the remaining trees on the scorched earth fell, and long-forgotten riverbeds cracked open. The crowd watched in eerie silence. The older tank was quite obviously putting up a good fight, even if they couldn't see the battle clearly through all the dust flying through the air. However, after the storm is the clear sky, and so too the dust cloud finally subside. The Yiper, once shiny and revered, was now a pile of scrap metal on the ground. On the other hand, the Abs was in the same state as before. A little ruffled, but otherwise perfectly fine.

 

"HOW DID THIS HAPPEN, YOU ASK?", Blaster da master of da swagster yelled through his comically oversized megaphone, "WELL, HERE WE HAVE THE REPLAY OF THE BATTLE CRYSTAL CLEAR FROM THE AIR!"

 

The replay started, the crowd's accusations of hacks died down, and soon it all became clear what happened. The Yiper's commander had smirked at the Abs, driven the tank forward, then slipped on a banana peel. In his confusion, he tried to stand the tank upright by shooting at the ground, but to no luck. The hull was just too light, and the Yiper ricocheted off the canyon walls multiple times before coming to a stop in front of the Abs, kneeling in defeat at last. The winner was clear, and so was the message.

 

Throw your banana peels in the trash.

 

gg

 

I'm out of upvotes..

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Spent 10 mins writing a formal request to .

Then: This member cannot receive any new messages.

I'm like :huh: :mellow: :mellow: :mellow: :angry: :angry: :angry:

Really??!!! 10 MINUTES!!! Best formal request of my life. I was gonna read over it. That post is history :mellow: :unsure: :unsure:

Been like that even since I joined this clan.

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Spent 10 mins writing a formal request to .

Then: This member cannot receive any new messages.

I'm like :huh: :mellow: :mellow: :mellow: :angry: :angry: :angry:

Really??!!! 10 MINUTES!!! Best formal request of my life. I was gonna read over it. That post is history :mellow: :unsure: :unsure:

I think you can send a PM to @LordZenith but you'll have to tell him somehow that you sent him a message since he doesn't usually use that account :P
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Are you serious

Ya

 

Sirius Black

That was supposed to be my joke  :angry:  :angry:  :angry:  :angry:  :angry:  :angry:  :angry:  :angry:  :angry:  :angry:  :angry:  :angry:  :angry:  :angry:  :angry:  :angry:  :angry:  :angry:  :angry:  :angry:  :angry:

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