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Club "Happy Dragons" [H.D.]

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Please stop. We are not allowed to do this anymore.

Lol, try and make us.

 

OMG I have reached more posts than personia in HD !!!! :o :o

xD

 

Ironically that's not a very difficult task, HOWever, if you were to take all the posts I've ever made in HD then I'd probably have more posts than everyone except Tofu. The reason I don't have over 1k posts in the topic is because most of my posts got deleted.

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http://en.tankiforum.com/index.php?showtopic=314300&page=2004&do=findComment&comment=6482459
In case u missed my bday msg to everyone ... thanks for being Happy, my Dragons!!

 

That is some ridiculous dedication guys, good job for everyone. You deserve some hard-earned rest, seriously. Especially to those who stayed up late/early just to see this happen, or to those who aren't even in the clan who just wanted to go the extra mile...or two...three actually, let's make it three. That is awesome, no other way to put it. Thank you for bringing our dream to fruition no matter the cost!  :)

 

Speaking of rest, the goal is accomplished, the deed is done. Let's calm things down, shall we? Don't need to get closed a second time - the mods have been gracious enough to allow all of this spam from the olden days golden days to go on like this. Thank you to any mods out there btw, this was really kind of you.

 

Finally, last but not least, the winner of that blue sphere contest I mentioned a bajillion pages back is none other than Fleety_awesome. Now I'm 105k in the hole, but I'm glad you guys participated. If you had some fun or got a kick out of that, it makes the crystal cost perfectly worth everything. besides i dont play TO anymore so that's fine and dandy

 

 

Happy Birthday HD, here's to many more anniversaries like this to come. I'm not surprised that we still have the fire of spam in many of our hearts, but I had no idea that it was this intense. Cheers folks, have an awesome night...or day, timezones are a thing.

 

Happy Birthday FJ, we're connected in more ways than just birthdays, so you more than deserve this shoutout here. Again, here's to many more anniversaries like this in the future.

@FlabbaDoom - I could have just missed it in all the TL/DR Spammy Pages .. but did you post the WINNING JOKE from Fleety?  Also, was there a RunnerUp favorite joke out of all you received?  I'd like to see both ... pleeeeezzzzz.!

 

Which to choose? Which is better?

Suggestions too please.

 

Tanki nub images not working so link...

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@RISH - bro - those are both awesome.  Sitting in the rain is even more cool than the first.
If you ever want to photoshop me, I'm totally down for doin' some modeling!!

 

Hope to c u boiz in game soon!
#RIPtofu ...  Gabs turned u into toffee...  beat ur posts  10K waw!  I'm still far from 1K.

:ph34r:

 

 

:wub: :wub: :wub:
 

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@FlabbaDoom - I could have just missed it in all the TL/DR Spammy Pages .. but did you post the WINNING JOKE from Fleety?  Also, was there a RunnerUp favorite joke out of all you received?  I'd like to see both ... pleeeeezzzzz.!

Yeah I was waiting for the spam to die down so that I could post it lol, sorry.

 

 

Fleet's winning joke: How do people kill ink-based writing instruments?

They decapitate them.
 
Other participants' stuff - thanks again for participating!
 

joelpro12 - "HEAR ABOUT A RESTAURANT CALLED KARMA?
There is no menu, you get what you deserve"
 
 
Tofu - "You are American when you go in the toilet and American when you come out. What are you when you are inside?
You're a 'peein'"
 
 
RedDevil142 - "I love my 6 pack abs sooo much
sooo damn much
that i protect them with a layer of fat"
 
 
LIMITFULL - "How many Torontonians does it take to change a light bulb?
.......
Just ONE - they hold the bulb up to the socket and wait ... while the world revolves around them!
-----------
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Oh hey, did u hear about the guy that had a map of Canada tattooed on his butt?
Everytime he sat down, Quebec separated.
------------
0000000000000
Kim Kardashian and her driver were cruising along a country road one evening when an elderly cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it but couldn’t – the aged bovine was struck and killed.  [so sad]
Kim told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened. She stayed in the car making phone calls to the other Kardashians.
About an hour later the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a half-empty bottle of expensive wine in one hand, a rare, huge Cuban cigar in the other, and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick.
“What happened to you,” asked Kim?
“Well,” the driver replied, “the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made mad passionate love to me.”!
“My God, what did you tell them?” asked Kim.
The driver replied, “I just stepped inside the door and said, I’m Kim Kardashian’s driver and I’ve just killed the cow. The rest happened so fast I couldn’t stop it."
 
 
KillerGnat - "what time do you go to the dentist?
tooth-hurty"
 
 
Magenta - "Ma joke:
Adri is funny."
 
 
 
Important things to take away: Gnat knocks everyone down with a great pun, Limit has 3 actually decent jokes, Red unfortunately couldn't see the end of this, Joel and Tofu give me jokes that I legitimately have never heard before, and Mag starts beef with Adri.

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Yeah I was waiting for the spam to die down so that I could post it lol, sorry.

 

 

Fleet's winning joke: How do people kill ink-based writing instruments?

They decapitate them.
 
Other participants' stuff - thanks again for participating!
 

joelpro12 - "HEAR ABOUT A RESTAURANT CALLED KARMA?
There is no menu, you get what you deserve"
 
 
Tofu - "You are American when you go in the toilet and American when you come out. What are you when you are inside?
You're a 'peein'"
 
 
RedDevil142 - "I love my 6 pack abs sooo much
sooo damn much
that i protect them with a layer of fat"
 
 
LIMITFULL - "How many Torontonians does it take to change a light bulb?
.......
Just ONE - they hold the bulb up to the socket and wait ... while the world revolves around them!
-----------
-------------
Oh hey, did u hear about the guy that had a map of Canada tattooed on his butt?
Everytime he sat down, Quebec separated.
------------
0000000000000
Kim Kardashian and her driver were cruising along a country road one evening when an elderly cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it but couldn’t – the aged bovine was struck and killed.  [so sad]
Kim told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened. She stayed in the car making phone calls to the other Kardashians.
About an hour later the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a half-empty bottle of expensive wine in one hand, a rare, huge Cuban cigar in the other, and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick.
“What happened to you,” asked Kim?
“Well,” the driver replied, “the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made mad passionate love to me.”!
“My God, what did you tell them?” asked Kim.
The driver replied, “I just stepped inside the door and said, I’m Kim Kardashian’s driver and I’ve just killed the cow. The rest happened so fast I couldn’t stop it."
 
 
KillerGnat - "what time do you go to the dentist?
tooth-hurty"
 
 
Magenta - "Ma joke:
Adri is funny."
 
 
 
Important things to take away: Gnat knocks everyone down with a great pun, Limit has 3 actually decent jokes, Red unfortunately couldn't see the end of this, Joel and Tofu give me jokes that I legitimately have never heard before, and Mag starts beef with Adri.

 

Thanks!

For your information, Flabs asked me what I wanted on the message for the gift and I requested that the best/most interesting joke be chosen. He chose Limit's one about light bulbs. I've never heard of it (I wonder why people here in California might not think that joke is very great :huh: :P ) and it's interesting.

 

I do want to say that my joke works in three different ways, care for further elaboration?

 

I told it to my friends in school and they were like *sighs* "Why do you take everything so seriously"

 

:oOnly one less post than @LIMITFULL! If it weren't for the massive amount (for one hour straight) of posts done a few days ago...

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@Fleety_awesome, people in Canada like to laugh at the people in Toronto, whose people like to think that the rest of the world revolves around Toronto ... cuz it is like the biggest city in Canada ... the "so-called-hub" of everything, including the Eatons Centre and Yorkdale shopping malls.
When not from Canada, harder to laugh...
But Abs is from here, like me, so I knew he could appreciate it.
Similar "Canada-focused" joke RE Quebec, cuz they have been threatening to separate from Canada for decades now ... like the Americans would want to take them in, with their rules against having English signs cuz they are a threat to their heritage...

meh
 

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@Fleety_awesome, people in Canada like to laugh at the people in Toronto, whose people like to think that the rest of the world revolves around Toronto ... cuz it is like the biggest city in Canada ... the "so-called-hub" of everything, including the Eatons Centre and Yorkdale shopping malls.

When not from Canada, harder to laugh...

But Abs is from here, like me, so I knew he could appreciate it.

Similar "Canada-focused" joke RE Quebec, cuz they have been threatening to separate from Canada for decades now ... like the Americans would want to take them in, with their rules against having English signs cuz they are a threat to their heritage...

meh

they won't go to USA, rather join Greenland :D

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they won't go to USA, rather join Greenland :D

Better yet, just join France!

 

lol LIMITFULL posted again so I'm maintaining that one-post off margin

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