Club "Happy Dragons" [H.D.]

[Crip 4,735]

I feel like having a go at rapping myself. ;)

Ro!

[mydoom.exe 5,154]

Ro!

just waiting for something to trigger the clan.

 

like

 

i dunno

 

that guy who keeps telling us to "keep my name out of your mouths"

[awesomedude1025 186]

No, because you lied about your reason for leaving CC. I doubt this good clan would like that.

RIP...

 

So did I. ;)

I'm retired though?

 

Invitation only = You need someone to formally invite you = You are declined.

 

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For future reference, I'm Abs.

Oh, i was about to say, i thought someone got into my acc, and deleted abs and then replaced it with mydoom.exe XD

[Blackdrakon30 2,943]

If it helps dragonet is a baby dragon not a girl dragon

 

a girl dragon is also called a dragon (or a dragoness I suppose) 

 

Now that I'm without your kisses,

I'll be needing stitches? 

:ph34r:  :ph34r:

 

Drak is such a savage  :P :D didn't know you could do that  :o

(don't use that font please btw it irritates me)

:ph34r: I shall take your preference of fonts into consideration.

[awesomedude1025 186]

any of you guys live in illinois? dont have to answer if you don't want...

[Blackdrakon30 2,943]

any of you guys live in illinois? dont have to answer if you don't want...

Yup, I'm a citizen of Illinois.

[Tofu 6,773]

Lets have a XP/BP war. What fo you guys think? Opponent suggestions?

++++ any opponent but pls M3 allowed too

[Tofu 6,773]

Gr8 rap battle. I rate it highly

[Deadwords 298]

You talking to me about lines that don't rhyme?

And keeping one rhyme scheme throughout the whole rap?

I'll wrap up this crime scene of a show and mow you down.

Speaking of food in the kitchen

Those bars made my laugh so hard

I'm going to need stitchin'

Meet the real bard.

 

I'm cooking some comebacks

Fresh off the fires

I don't need any hacks

My soul never tires.

 

Those words were so bland that I needed hot sauce

But hey, not knowing cooking is your loss.

I concoct blazing beats like I cook my duck

Not giving a single...

 

Cup of muck. Because you don't put gloop in roasted duck, right?  :D Lemme know if you do though. That'd be weird.... 

By the way Crested Dragons or Leaders, feel free to give the go-ahead for me to stop whenever. Not sure when this will be becoming overly distracting.

Couldn't help but smile

At that rap so gross like bile

Make you run a mile

Then I'll tuck this in a file

Six lines to bust one bar?

Takes less time to fix a car

Tires can be replaced unlike your broke soul

All dried up and black like coal

You're just inconvenient like a genital mole

​Far from strenuous, like a stroll

You really wanna go? I'm on a roll

And if we finna scrap it will take a toll

[Blackdrakon30 2,943]

You just don't really know when to stop. I'm not continuing this however. I entertained us all for a little, but every word has a cost and I'd rather spend the gift of words on building others up, on helping others, showing truth, or just doing the right thing. Words without meaning is merely sound in the wind.

[BLASTER872 1,892]

You just don't really know when to stop. I'm not continuing this however. I entertained us all for a little, but every word has a cost and I'd rather spend the gift of words on building others up, on helping others, showing truth, or just doing the right thing. Words without meaning is merely sound in the wind.

Hey, words for entertainment have value too...

 

But Deadwords is starting to get boring, true..

[mydoom.exe 5,154]

Couldn't help but smile

At that rap so gross like bile

Make you run a mile

Then I'll tuck this in a file

Six lines to bust one bar?

Takes less time to fix a car

Tires can be replaced unlike your broke soul

All dried up and black like coal

You're just inconvenient like a genital mole

​Far from strenuous, like a stroll

You really wanna go? I'm on a roll

And if we finna scrap it will take a toll

My turn.

 

So this is the fire others speak of?

Hardly an effort to put my own above.

You try much too hard to make your lines rhyme.

I know this is cliche, but this is a waste of my time.

 

Surely a clan leader can do more than this.

Making comparisons to a car of all things?

You are far, far too easy just to diss.

But then again that's only what taking me on brings.

Your loss is reality, my tone just right.

I'll let you fly away on your make believe wings.

Since I'm a human, not a spambot, I sleep at night.

 

Get off your throne of unrealistic fame.

Your bars remind me a bit too much of your name.

After I'm done letting you cry and weep,

All of this is over - let me sleep.

[Blackdrakon30 2,943]

:ph34r: Everyone except me used the word "time" in their rhymes, I feel unique. Come on peeps, move away from the easy choices.  :P  I do recomend not continuing this though. There are better uses of pixels, electrons, time, thoughts, bandwidth, and words.

[mydoom.exe 5,154]

:ph34r: Everyone except me used the word "time" in their rhymes, I feel unique. Come on peeps, move away from the easy choices.  :P  I do recomend not continuing this though. There are better uses of pixels, electrons, time, thoughts, bandwidth, and words.

ofc ofc, I just wanted to have my share. I'm legitimately done.

[GeeVuh 1,647]

My rhyme: 
 

 

 

Rhymes ain't my thing,

So I'm going bling 

 

 

 

^^ needs to be submitted to AWS

[personia 4,036]

Bars so whack don't even rhyme

There's no way you're worth my time

Watch me come tart as a lime

Pull a sword cut down this slime!

Tankers will call this a crime

You'll have no words like a mime

Cook you up with sage and thyme

Take you out with bars sublime

You talking to me about lines that don't rhyme?

And keeping one rhyme scheme throughout the whole rap?

I'll wrap up this crime scene of a show and mow you down.

Speaking of food in the kitchen

Those bars made my laugh so hard

I'm going to need stitchin'

Meet the real bard.

 

I'm cooking some comebacks

Fresh off the fires

I don't need any hacks

My soul never tires.

 

Those words were so bland that I needed hot sauce

But hey, not knowing cooking is your loss.

I concoct blazing beats like I cook my duck

Not giving a single...

 

Cup of muck.

 

Because you don't put sewage in roasted duck, right?  :D Lemme know if you do though. That'd be weird.... 

 

 

By the way Crested Dragons or Leaders, feel free to give the go-ahead for me to stop whenever. Not sure when this will be becoming overly distracting.

You see on the outside this may look fun

But you know as well as I do we'd make you run

If we so much as met in the game.

All your dreams of Tanki fortune and fame

Would be ground into fine dust

And your tank would be left on the field to rust.

You think you can destroy us with your little rhyme?

Well let me tell you, we don't have the time

To listen to you; I don't give a dime.

 

You listen to me now, I'm helping you mate

Your own clan may soon force you to abdicate

You need to control yourself or your career will flunk

You're annoying whole clans with your endless junk

 

That's not an example I'd want to see

Even if I was as low as Warrant Officer 3

 

So please take heed and leave us alone

Even if you're full of testosterone.

Couldn't help but smile

At that rap so gross like bile

Make you run a mile

Then I'll tuck this in a file

Six lines to bust one bar?

Takes less time to fix a car

Tires can be replaced unlike your broke soul

All dried up and black like coal

You're just inconvenient like a genital mole

​Far from strenuous, like a stroll

You really wanna go? I'm on a roll

And if we finna scrap it will take a toll

 

My turn.

 

So this is the fire others speak of?

Hardly an effort to put my own above.

You try much too hard to make your lines rhyme.

I know this is cliche, but this is a waste of my time.

 

Surely a clan leader can do more than this.

Making comparisons to a car of all things?

You are far, far too easy just to diss.

But then again that's only what taking me on brings.

Your loss is reality, my tone just right.

I'll let you fly away on your make believe wings.

Since I'm a human, not a spambot, I sleep at night.

 

Get off your throne of unrealistic fame.

Your bars remind me a bit too much of your name.

After I'm done letting you cry and weep,

All of this is over - let me sleep.

 

Pl0x, nubs, if you're going to spam, at least use the #spameerbros for those of us that don't care.

 

My rhyme: 

 

 

 

Rhymes ain't my thing,

So I'm going bling 

 

 

 

^^ needs to be submitted to AWS

SEE! Nubs. This guy is the real professional. Kids like y'all could learn a thing or two from dis guy.

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

My dad and I started an account, which has a Lvl 10 Carnage, Fujin, Griffin, and level 6 Galahad. :v 5 slots.

Let me tell you what you should get -

Buy a boatload of Tarans and Orkans. However, extra slots come first.

Basically, get your 5 slots, buy some OP bots (preferably gold or workshop points - you'll unlock them later) that you like... it's not like Tanki, where you can only play with your rank. You can equip stuff with really low level stuff and wreck peeps at low ranks, cuz the matchmaking is super screwed up.

 

TL;DR (even though it's so short)

Thunder is OP, get your 5 slots with gold first, buy a bunch of Orkans/Tarans, and then do whatevs you want.

Gold spending guide: http://warrobots.wikia.com/wiki/Strayed%27s_list_of_gold_purchases_from_highest_priority_to_lowest

whoa. I only have 3 bots and slots . So does that mean Carnage would be a good one to get to replace my Vityaz? . What about the Natasha . I would probably do something like a long range turret then a ECC Thunder and then 2 EP Magnums (once I unlock them) Edited December 9, 2016 by fordmustang12345

[GeeVuh 1,647]

whoa. I only have 3 bots and slots . So does that mean Carnage would be a good one to get to replace my Vityaz? . What about the Natasha . I would probably do something like a long range turret then a ECC Thunder and then 2 EP Magnums (once I unlock them)

Let's just say the Natasha sucks xD too slow + really big surface area = easy target. Best bot for head-on attacking would probs be Carnage/Rhino/Galahad.

[Total_SkiIl 1,983]

Lets have a XP/BP war. What fo you guys think? Opponent suggestions?

I cant attend it...   QOTD why is xp/bp so overrated?

Edited December 9, 2016 by Total_SkiIl

[asifmehmood 1,576]

 

My turn.

 

So this is the fire others speak of?

Hardly an effort to put my own above.

You try much too hard to make your lines rhyme.

I know this is cliche, but this is a waste of my time.

 

Surely a clan leader can do more than this.

Making comparisons to a car of all things?

You are far, far too easy just to diss.

But then again that's only what taking me on brings.

Your loss is reality, my tone just right.

I'll let you fly away on your make believe wings.

Since I'm a human, not a spambot, I sleep at night.

 

Get off your throne of unrealistic fame.

Your bars remind me a bit too much of your name.

After I'm done letting you cry and weep,

All of this is over - let me sleep.

 

my turn soon :P

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