Club "Happy Dragons" [H.D.]

[Tofu 6,773]

Gr8 spam

[HAPPSHOT 2,029]

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[asifmehmood 1,576]

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I did every thing shrinks 

[Tofu 6,773]

#Spambrozz

[need.higher.rank 3,491]

#Spambrozz

[Tofu 6,773]

 

#Spambrozz

[Total_SkiIl 1,983]

 

 

#Spambrozz

 

[shresthkhandelwal 606]

Guys i want to join with my alt too
Name - @shresthhaunt
Application

Q1: What is your time zone (in UTC)? +5:30 utc

Q2: What is your preferred position (Healer, Attacker, Defender, or Midfielder)? umm, Attacker and Defender

Q3: What is your favorite combo? Smoky m1 ( 38 micro upgrades ) + Hornet m1 / Viking m1 , Twins m1 + titan m1 / viking m1 , Hammer m1 + Hornet m1 / Viking m1

Q4: What is/are your favorite map(s)? Noise , Polygon

Q5a: What clans have you been in previously, if any? None from my alt

Q5b: If you have been in any clans before, why did you leave them? Nope

Q6: Why do you want to join this clan? Because i have my big account in this clan and i can bring lots of success to small rank battles

Q7: What advantage or benefit would you bring to our clan?I can bring lots of success to small rank battles because i have nice equipment  (same here)

Q8: Do you have Skype? If so, would you be willing to PM me your username? Nope i dont have skype

Q9: Do you have any alternate accounts? What are the names of the accounts that you play on? This is my alt xD
 

Edited December 9, 2016 by shresthkhandelwal

[Deadwords 298]

 

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You see on the outside this may look fun

But you know as well as I do we'd make you run

If we so much as met in the game.

All your dreams of Tanki fortune and fame

Would be ground into fine dust

And your tank would be left on the field to rust.

You think you can destroy us with your little rhyme?

Well let me tell you, we don't have the time

To listen to you; I don't give a dime.

 

You listen to me now, I'm helping you mate

Your own clan may soon force you to abdicate

You need to control yourself or your career will flunk

You're annoying whole clans with your endless junk

 

That's not an example I'd want to see

Even if I was as low as Warrant Officer 3

 

So please take heed and leave us alone

Even if you're full of testosterone.

Oh, you wanna mess with me?

Bear only distress for thee

Who is "us"? It's just we three

Me you and the fool I beat

Have him choked up in defeat

Now it's your turn since we meet

Murder you on HD street

And I ain't even hit six feet

 

Glad you came Little Tyke

Come watch me rock this mic,

Pierce you through with a pike,

Take your head in the night

Since you ask for a fight

You'll get one, ain't that right?

Yes it is, behold my might

Now it's time to feel death's bite

Edited December 9, 2016 by Deadwords

[rishabhk 53]

I want to join this clan
Username - @rishabhk

 

Application

Q1: What is your time zone (in UTC)? +5:30 utc

 

Q2: What is your preferred position (Healer, Attacker, Defender, or Midfielder)?  Any

 

Q3: What is your favorite combo? Any, I have 13 m1 - Smoky,ricochet,hammer,vulcan,fire,freeze,isida,shaft,viking,titan,mammoth,hornet,wasp. I also have 17 paints and 8 protection modules (I m not a buyer!!)

 

Q4: What is/are your favorite map(s)? All

 

Q5a: What clans have you been in previously, if any? No
 

Q5b: If you have been in any clans before, why did you leave them? No

 

Q6: Why do you want to join this clan? I want to join this clan because

1.This clan is spammy :P

2. I want to improve my skills with training

 

Q7: What advantage or benefit would you bring to our clan?I can be a good player and can help in small rank clan wars

 

Q8: Do you have Skype? If so, would you be willing to PM me your username? No

Q9: Do you have any alternate accounts? What are the names of the accounts that you play on? I have a bigger account @rishabhhaunt

[AshsPikachuDwij 1,035]

I want to join this clan

Username - @rishabhk

 

Application

 

Q1: What is your time zone (in UTC)? +5:30 utc

 

Q2: What is your preferred position (Healer, Attacker, Defender, or Midfielder)? Any

 

Q3: What is your favorite combo? Any, I have 13 m1 - Smoky,ricochet,hammer,vulcan,fire,freeze,isida,shaft,viking,titan,mammoth,hornet,wasp. I also have 17 paints and 8 protection modules (I m not a buyer!!)

 

Q4: What is/are your favorite map(s)? All

 

Q5a: What clans have you been in previously, if any? No

 

Q5b: If you have been in any clans before, why did you leave them? No

 

Q6: Why do you want to join this clan? I want to join this clan because

1.This clan is spammy :P

2. I want to improve my skills with training

 

Q7: What advantage or benefit would you bring to our clan?I can be a good player and can help in small rank clan wars

 

Q8: Do you have Skype? If so, would you be willing to PM me your username? No

 

Q9: Do you have any alternate accounts? What are the names of the accounts that you play on? I have a bigger account @rishabhhaunt

Thosr who dont know shresth and rishabh are btothets so accept rishabh :)

[Deadwords 298]

 

My turn.

 

So this is the fire others speak of?

Hardly an effort to put my own above.

You try much too hard to make your lines rhyme.

I know this is cliche, but this is a waste of my time.

 

Surely a clan leader can do more than this.

Making comparisons to a car of all things?

You are far, far too easy just to diss.

But then again that's only what taking me on brings.

Your loss is reality, my tone just right.

I'll let you fly away on your make believe wings.

Since I'm a human, not a spambot, I sleep at night.

 

Get off your throne of unrealistic fame.

Your bars remind me a bit too much of your name.

After I'm done letting you cry and weep,

All of this is over - let me sleep.

 

What is that? You have no flow

Drop your ass with just one blow

Here I'll put you in the know

You're nothing, I run this show

 

You're tripping don't need no fame

Only here to cook a flame

You must think this is a game

Came up here with raps so lame

You're the next one I will maim

I'll make sure you feel the pain

Terrible lags you will feign

You're riding the Deadwords train

[rishabhk 53]

Thosr who dont know shresth and rishabh are btothets so accept rishabh :)

:)

[hi-its-mebachoo_3000 1,247]

I did every thing shrinks 

nothing shrinks...

[hi-its-mebachoo_3000 1,247]

I did every thing shrinks 

If you still can't do it, watch the video I just made below:

 

[gabriele02 3,813]

 

 

 

#Spambrozz

 

 

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I want to join this clan

Username - @rishabhk

 

Application

 

Q1: What is your time zone (in UTC)? +5:30 utc

 

Q2: What is your preferred position (Healer, Attacker, Defender, or Midfielder)?  Any

 

Q3: What is your favorite combo? Any, I have 13 m1 - Smoky,ricochet,hammer,vulcan,fire,freeze,isida,shaft,viking,titan,mammoth,hornet,wasp. I also have 17 paints and 8 protection modules (I m not a buyer!!)

 

Q4: What is/are your favorite map(s)? All

 

Q5a: What clans have you been in previously, if any? No

 

Q5b: If you have been in any clans before, why did you leave them? No

 

Q6: Why do you want to join this clan? I want to join this clan because

1.This clan is spammy :P

2. I want to improve my skills with training

 

Q7: What advantage or benefit would you bring to our clan?I can be a good player and can help in small rank clan wars

 

Q8: Do you have Skype? If so, would you be willing to PM me your username? No

 

Q9: Do you have any alternate accounts? What are the names of the accounts that you play on? I have a bigger account @rishabhhaunt

Finnaly :lol:

[Blackdrakon30 2,943]

I'm pretty hyped for some future writing stuff, I hope I can actually get it out on the AWS soon. :ph34r: 

Also I'm disappointed that some people posting here have nothing better to do in their life than try to dis people. I politely ask you to stop posting here @Deadwords. You are merely being a sad attempt at a troll, spamming, and overall just helping bump and greater the Happy Dragons clan, rather than helping and benefiting your own clan. Maybe that's somewhere to start using your time on.
 

[hi-its-mebachoo_3000 1,247]

I'm pretty hyped for some future writing stuff, I hope I can actually get it out on the AWS soon. :ph34r: 

Also I'm disappointed that some people posting here have nothing better to do in their life than try to dis people. I politely ask you to stop posting here @Deadwords. You are merely being a sad attempt at a troll, spamming, and overall just helping bump and greater the Happy Dragons clan, rather than helping and benefiting your own clan. Maybe that's somewhere to start using your time on.

 

i dont get it

[basenji7 1,199]

I'm pretty hyped for some future writing stuff, I hope I can actually get it out on the AWS soon. :ph34r: 

Also I'm disappointed that some people posting here have nothing better to do in their life than try to dis people. I politely ask you to stop posting here @Deadwords. You are merely being a sad attempt at a troll, spamming, and overall just helping bump and greater the Happy Dragons clan, rather than helping and benefiting your own clan. Maybe that's somewhere to start using your time on.

 

nah he isn't gonna listen to you ignore him and he'll leave eventually 

 

And hey Deadwords thanks for helping #spambrozz :D  (btw you gotta up your game pls "terrible lags you will feign" are telling him that he will pretend to be afflicted by horrible lags? :mellow: ) 

 

Lol and Drak please do write some more stuff, I'd love to see what you're gonna write next!  :D

[mydoom.exe 5,154]

lines that still don't beat mine :P

[Blackdrakon30 2,943]

nah he isn't gonna listen to you ignore him and he'll leave eventually 

 

And hey Deadwords thanks for helping #spambrozz :D  (btw you gotta up your game pls "terrible lags you will feign" are telling him that he will pretend to be afflicted by horrible lags? :mellow: ) 

 

Lol and Drak please do write some more stuff, I'd love to see what you're gonna write next!  :D

#SPAMMMMERRBROSSSS

 

:ph34r: You are a memes genius. Teach me in your ways plz  :o 

[Tofu 6,773]

Credit to

[Blackdrakon30 2,943]

Credit to

Awesome pic!

[Tofu 6,773]

Awesome pic!

ikr

[mydoom.exe 5,154]

:ph34r: You are a memes genius. Teach me in your ways plz  :o 

Shhhhh nobody heard that :ph34r: