Club "Happy Dragons" [H.D.]

Tofu · December 10, 2016

Lol

PracticeParkourStunt · December 10, 2016

Draco senior uenit a mortuis

Greetings, fellow Dragons, Dragonets and Dragoness (<-- mistalee). Bestow upon Lord @PracticeParkourStunt's multi quoting. Only a person with true glasses can perceive the multi quote of 50 posts. Click the spoiler if you wish to perceive:

There has hardly ever been a post so true....

Add meeeee. I only get on once every full moon cause I'm scared of werewolves, of course, but that's a minor detail

Congrats!!!

Apply. I have friends in high places. (bandit)

Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu ;( cri.

Yeah, tis sad indeed. I've learned to cope with being one of the least frequent posters by posting a bunch when I finally come on.

Sureeeee the more the merrier!

Aww that's nice! Two amazing pros. And then there's Basen....

Ummmmmmmm no. xD

Honestly, I don't see the need. The clan runs pretty much perfectly even in the absence of Dos.

Am I seeing these words coming out of your mouth?! o.O

Wat is dis thing? Did Tanki add a new turret called lief?! :OOO

Ahhhhhhhhhhh no! D:

The colours..... too much

Awwww sorry 'bout that. You've gotta be slightly more active though.... Not that I am

At least ya aren't leaving!

We'll keep you in the members list cause you're a pro.

Ehhhhhhhhhh so I've got something to say....

I was in a packed Poly CP a while ago with Knife and I told him that his app to HD had been successful. He responded by saying that he had never put in an app here and that it must've happened when his account was hacked.... He politely asked me to take his name off. Soooooo and explanation would be much appreciated.

Master of spam (bow)

Whewwwww I thought you were gonna leave along with Star and Pak So glad you're staying!

Welcome to the realm of mults, btw

sorry, we don't accept mults. Kthxbye.

Jk, jk . Feel free to apply, Player. It's been a long time since your fiasco, and you were once one of the most loyal members of the clan. I'm for getting you back in!

Happy B-day to Mista and Zen! Much love from your mult. You two are amazing . Hope ya'll have many more birthdays. <3

Aaaaand finally, happy holidays to everyone! Gonna be spending time with my new niece this Christmas :wub:. Hope ya'll can spend time with your fams too! Stay happy; stay spammy. xxx

The gnat retreats back into the shadows yet again.

Yes, I see, you have finally came back from the Storms of Inactivity, and so have I.

Zen is your dad?

H.D. really is one big family

Adoptive relationship

Happy Birthday Zenith!

His Birthday? Oops, I am late: Happy Birthday the guy who changed is nickname without crystals.

I thought we can only smell poop, not read,,, Am I wrong? Or is Science wrong!? Anyways Banana can't be wrong!

Sorry, but you don't have the eyes to read poop XD

Believe in the banana

Believe in the potato

Happy b'day mist and zen

Wait, they are twins?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ZENITH AND MISTY!!!!!

P.S my birthday is on dec 15

Mine is 22nd December :)

>>> Applications are currently invitation only! <<<

Wow, seems like nobody wants me here...

Nobody = Every one
So... Wow, seems like everyone wants you here... :) Your English will be a good replacement for Zen's

Anyone knows how to find out registracion date of your account?

Go to your forum profile. You will see something written 'Date joined'. That date is the day your account was created.

I don't think you should MU your Twins, maybe the first few MUs, and definitely not w/o a sale. I don't think the alteration is particularly worth it in general especially if you don't have a bunch of extra crystals lying around, since it's not intended as a performance enhancer but just for a different gameplay style. If you wanna play on larger maps and you wanna continue to stick with Twins until M3 ranks it *might* be worth looking into though.

I think I'd get maybe another turret or hull M2 on sales, or possibly a kit (with a useful module) - don't get Isida though (not very good right now..), and don't get a light hull unless you're planning on getting both a turret and hull, since Twins isn't the best with light hulls.

I am neither experienced nor am I a pro, but that's my advice lol

I didn't read.

If i beat most members in 1v1s then would i be accepted? :huh:

No, your attitude also matters.

I endorse him

Define endorse.

omg zenith is now

@So?

We know

I don't know

Tanki's customer support guys are sweet! I told them I wanted my name changed for my birthday today, and they indeed managed to execute my request right away!

Don't worry, they will change it back as soon as you leave Reporter Duty :P

~~Zenith~~ Sagittarii - I wonder what they would say if I asked them to do that for my birthday

Tanki Customer Support: "Hello, how can we help?"

Me: "My B-Day is today. Can I have my name changed for free please?"

TCS: "Of course we can!"

Me: "Really? Seriously? "

TCS: "Yes. _{It will cost 100,000 crystals though"}

Me "Oh, come on! *thinks really hard*...." *flashing bulb appears on top of head*

Me: "I have spent over $100 on this game, so can you help me out? Just this once"

TCS: *deep in conversation* "$100? ....What do you want your name to be changed into? "

Me: " _{typical tanki}"

LoL. It actually should be:
Tanki Customer Support: "Hello, how can we help?"
Me: "My B-Day is today. So Can I have my name changed for free please?"
Tanki Customer Support: We have received your message and have assigned to it the following ticket number – 2624985. We will get back to you within 24 hours. You can find more information for questions about the game in the Help section: http://help.tankionline.com/en/

*one day passed*

Tanki Customer Support: Sorry, but your birthday passed :P

Heh. XD
It did hurt my wallet though. But I figured that I don't have much to buy in the coming sale, so why not.

You have a wallet?! Or is it an onion?

                                                                  [Zenith101]

              2000 + ? - 07/12/2016

                  Gone, but not forgotten.

                           You shall always be with us, in our hearts and in our minds.

       You shall always be remembered, and your ~~mult~~ clan will carry your memory to the end of time.

                                          May you Rest in Peace.

I'll miss you bro :(

Who is this Sagittarii?

I want Zen back...

What is this poop?

Well, what i did when I was in tour situation, Blakdrakon (or when I was at ur rank), I bought my first ever M2 kit.... It was northerner (Viking Smoky M2) :P :P. Then, after using northerner for some time, I saved up enough to buy the Ram kit (Twins Titan M2). I ended up playing with mainly the Minotaur combo. And, as the module update was ALMOST released, i got the savannah kit (dunno name, but it had Rail and Wasp M2) and it was 168k cuz the paint was cheap, and the module did not come with it yet. After a month or 2, sales came out. I bought rico and dictator M2 in those sales :D :D :P :P :P. I played around with all of those, but ultimately, I used Viking + Smoky/Twins in battles, but now twins are bad. Luckily, I bought M3's before the M3 availability rank update, so I was pretty powerful.

Basically, get smoky if u already have viking m2/medium hull m2. ifnot, get the xp/bp option. That is fun to play with. Go to RU1 to learn some XP/BP skills from legends and gismos. Or play with M2's ( Captain - my rank)

~Tiger

I didn't read

Oh boy only 4-ish more pages till we get to 900 pages.

Oh boy, only 86 more pages till 1000th page.

DOS add my LOA on the main page so that you don't kick me.. I haven't played Tanki past few days.

Give me Pikachu and I will add your LoA at the main page.

Omg omg omg so here's the low-down on new maps.

Deck-9 is weird.

Magadan is pretty much a better Garder. It has hilly ramp things instead of tunnels, and no outer edge that you go on. There are still little grey walls that are pretty common.

Canyon is my new bae. This map is sooooooo good. <3

Wait, let me test it out

I gotta test it too.

trying out new maps rn =D

Mistalee? PPS?

Or @DragonOfStorms

I dont know, i hav no 'power' to accept or reject someone. Im just a simple member ;p

Elder member*

Tbh I don't know if I should call them "new" or "old". Because to most of the players below General probably, its a new map. But to a lot of Generalissimos and some inactive peeps its an "old" map. So I think the majority has never seen it b4, so I'll say "new".

Writing Alert: Article "FLASH FLOOD: A Review of Deck-9, Magadan, and Canyon" (Article by BD30) is now released!

http://en.tankiforum.com/index.php?showtopic=343624

Sorry, but I didn't read.

Missed it.

There is a DonS at hand.....

Aka me, the Drakon of Not Storms

PracticeParkourDoS

rip in pepronis 1 liek 1 pray

Got the spamcount going bois

Spammer

Lets have a XP/BP war. What fo you guys think? Opponent suggestions?

I can't join u know -_- I have m1

Congratz on 900 pages.

Sorry for my inactivity but it's probably going to be followed up by more inactivity. It's just that I've had enough of this game, it's just not fun anymore. Meanwhile, Rocket League keep producing more and more quality updates and I kind of got addicted to it.

I am late :(

You are late :( I am late :( We both are late :)

You talking to me about lines that don't rhyme?

And keeping one rhyme scheme throughout the whole rap?

I'll wrap up this crime scene of a show and mow you down.

Speaking of food in the kitchen

Those bars made my laugh so hard

I'm going to need stitchin'

Meet the real bard.

I'm cooking some comebacks

Fresh off the fires

I don't need any hacks

My soul never tires.

Those words were so bland that I needed hot sauce

But hey, not knowing cooking is your loss.

I concoct blazing beats like I cook my duck

Not giving a single...

Cup of muck.

Because you don't put sewage in roasted duck, right? :D Lemme know if you do though. That'd be weird....

By the way Crested Dragons or Leaders, feel free to give the go-ahead for me to stop whenever. Not sure when this will be becoming overly distracting.

I didn't read

You see on the outside this may look fun

But you know as well as I do we'd make you run

If we so much as met in the game.

All your dreams of Tanki fortune and fame

Would be ground into fine dust

And your tank would be left on the field to rust.

You think you can destroy us with your little rhyme?

Well let me tell you, we don't have the time

To listen to you; I don't give a dime.

You listen to me now, I'm helping you mate

Your own clan may soon force you to abdicate

You need to control yourself or your career will flunk

You're annoying whole clans with your endless junk

That's not an example I'd want to see

Even if I was as low as Warrant Officer 3

So please take heed and leave us alone

Even if you're full of testosterone.

I didn't read either

Couldn't help but smile

At that rap so gross like bile

Make you run a mile

Then I'll tuck this in a file

Six lines to bust one bar?

Takes less time to fix a car

Tires can be replaced unlike your broke soul

All dried up and black like coal

You're just inconvenient like a genital mole
Far from strenuous, like a stroll

You really wanna go? I'm on a roll

And if we finna scrap it will take a toll

I didn't read either^2

My turn.

So this is the fire others speak of?

Hardly an effort to put my own above.

You try much too hard to make your lines rhyme.

I know this is cliche, but this is a waste of my time.

Surely a clan leader can do more than this.

Making comparisons to a car of all things?

You are far, far too easy just to diss.

But then again that's only what taking me on brings.

Your loss is reality, my tone just right.

I'll let you fly away on your make believe wings.

Since I'm a human, not a spambot, I sleep at night.

Get off your throne of unrealistic fame.

Your bars remind me a bit too much of your name.

After I'm done letting you cry and weep,

All of this is over - let me sleep.

I didn't read either^3

My rhyme:

Rhymes ain't my thing,

So I'm going bling

^^ needs to be submitted to AWS

Nice poem.

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Whaaa?

I want to join this clan
Username - @rishabhk

Application

Q1: What is your time zone (in UTC)? +5:30 utc

Q2: What is your preferred position (Healer, Attacker, Defender, or Midfielder)? Any

Q3: What is your favorite combo? Any, I have 13 m1 - Smoky,ricochet,hammer,vulcan,fire,freeze,isida,shaft,viking,titan,mammoth,hornet,wasp. I also have 17 paints and 8 protection modules (I m not a buyer!!)

Q4: What is/are your favorite map(s)? All

Q5a: What clans have you been in previously, if any? No

Q5b: If you have been in any clans before, why did you leave them? No

Q6: Why do you want to join this clan? I want to join this clan because

1.This clan is spammy :P

2. I want to improve my skills with training

Q7: What advantage or benefit would you bring to our clan?I can be a good player and can help in small rank clan wars

Q8: Do you have Skype? If so, would you be willing to PM me your username? No

Q9: Do you have any alternate accounts? What are the names of the accounts that you play on? I have a bigger account @rishabhhaunt

You forgot to mention your big bros acc

Credit to

Nice

The rules have changed

Granted, of course.

Hey, watch the language, please.

Thanks for the heads up!

Pro name!

I am becoming a master.

First reaction: "What does this noob think he's doing? He's not in HD!"

Then I realized that you are Abbadoom

I've been struggling with this too. MUing is expensive, but I'm not sure if Minotaur will last me until Paladin. Of course, I don't play on my main account very much, so it's kind of a moot point.

Of course!

I'm willing to give you another chance. Welcome!

You weren't invited, technically speaking, but I can overlook that...

I'm willing to accept you either way, consider yourself invited

Congrats!

~~Nuuu, now I gotta update the clan page...~~

Sorry, declined.

Oh, sounds cool. I love fantasy books

Understandable. Tanki can be quite frustrating.

No idea what you're talking about, but Hydra Rockets sound cooler, so I say go with those.

Waw.

I understood none of that.

Amen.

No need to write an application, I'll just update the clan page.

Since you're @shresthkhandelwal's brother, I'll consider you invited. Welcome, accepted!

Muhahahaha, I made a larger multi quote than yours :D

I am not a elder dragon

@So?

Anyone wanna play? I'm bored, I'm guessing the answers no

The answer is no

#Banana4President
not reading all of this poop again smh

PPS4President2k16

Yeah its really shameful. We should be giving you notifications every 40 seconds.

Drakon's Draconic Dictionary of Drakonian Terms

Dragon = A male dragon

Dragoness = A female dragon

Dragons = The generic species name

Dragonet/Dragonling = Baby or small dragon, mostly used when talking about newly hatched dragons.

Dragonette = Young female dragon (Young male dragons are just called Dragons)

Drakon = ~~The best kind by far~~ Pretty much a older, bigger, more snakelike dragon, often from Greek mythology, and is also the word meaning "dragon" in many other languages. Note that they aren't quite the same as dragons. Different species, just related.

Elder Dragon = A dragon that is old.

Elder Wand = ~~A wand that is old~~ A wand made from Elderberry trees.

Respect for Elders = Something that elders want but I'm pretty sure it doesn't exist in most people.

Fire = Good stuff, what a Drakon or Dragon spits. As well as bars. Dragons spit bars just as well as fire.

DragonOfStorms = A mythological creature said no never show its face from the stormclouds it attracts.

Left Talon = The left claw of a dragon, or displaying the status of a dragon as left-clawed.

Right Talon = The right claw of a dragon, or displaying the status of a dragon as right-clawed.

Draconic = Pertaining to any thing related to Dragons, Drakons, or similar terms. Sparcely used to describe scary-looking things.

Storm = A puffy cloud that sometimes zaps electricity.

Potato = A Potato

Thanks for the dictionary. DoS, you should add this to the front page.

Hi

Bye.

Yes, quite so.

Yeah, but that's just because you just joined and we haven't held a training yet. I will be changing the clan hierarchy soon as well, so that will probably change the group you are in.

If you have any questions about the current system, just let me know.

Just one, actually. Take a look at the results for the November Map Renaissance Campaign.

Maybe, if I can find the time to organize one.

^ Pro dictionary right there. Edited and expanded

Hi.

Helllo everyone! :D

My rank up 'party' tommorow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think I missed it.

Anyway, I am back. I am @Extreme245ly sorry for being inactive for 4 days, but now I am back, and I am already tuned with the latest news. Firstly, for my inactivity, here is my reason: My Aunt died. Secondly, I would like to announce that my school year is almost over and now I can be hyper active (but I won't). Thirdly, I would like to say that PPS lost his English skills because he stayed with Bengali speaking people for 3 days. Fourthly, I would like to say that my mission chain has been broken. Lastly, I would like to say that:

I am back!

and guys, plz like this post, i haven't got a single like por 3 days

Tofu · December 10, 2016

^Where is the potato?

gabriele02 · December 10, 2016

PPS!!!! Me We missed you :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: Plz come to my rank up!!!

Total_SkiIl · December 10, 2016

Meanwhile I'm over here like

:ph34r: You've been a Warrant Officer 5 the whole time I've been in the clan. Then again, I haven't actually been in the clan that long and I have yet to rank up while in this clan (Not including my alt).

This account has been WO4 since, hmm Mid-June/July? HAHAH

And if I am corrrect, I joined before noob program exe maybe like 1 week after clan was created

Total_SkiIl · December 10, 2016

PPS!!!! Me We missed you :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: Plz come to my rank up!!!

WHEN?!

gabriele02 · December 10, 2016

WHEN?!

Now -_-

Waiting for PPS, Can't rank without my bestiee c:

hi-its-mebachoo_3000 · December 10, 2016

With gabby :D :D.

hi-its-mebachoo_3000 · December 10, 2016

how come gabby has 6 M2s?

need.higher.rank · December 10, 2016

With gabby :D :D.

You need to learn how to take pics

hi-its-mebachoo_3000 · December 10, 2016

You need to learn how to take pics

Actually, no. I don't even take 'em.

hi-its-mebachoo_3000 · December 10, 2016

You need to learn how to take pics

At least I have 48k. I had to buy a pro pass to play with gabby :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry:. Nub tanki.

HAPPSHOT · December 10, 2016

#SPAMBROZZ

need.higher.rank · December 10, 2016

Congo gab :wub:

gabriele02 · December 10, 2016

Congo gab :wub:

Pic

:wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub:

sre123 · December 10, 2016

CONGRATS ~~GAB~~ BAG!!

gabriele02 · December 10, 2016

Extreme245 · December 10, 2016

HI Guys!!

I'm ~~not~~ sorry for being so inactive lately....

I'm just so "into" (stupid) Parkour and XP/BP.

So, anything new?

And can i get an LoA for as long as I feel like it (Probably until New Year)?

If there's a War or Something important, please send me a "badge" so I can know :D

Try to reach that 1000 pages milestone before New Year!

TRAINING:

- I can hold an XP/BP training session at 1:00 pm UTC everyday.

- All who want to participate, send me an invite to a full battle at that time, I'll invite you.

- The training may be delayed to upto 15 minutes if I'm in a highly Competitive Battle (unlikely).

Edited December 10, 2016 by Extreme245

gabriele02 · December 10, 2016

PracticeParkourStunt · December 10, 2016

^Where is the potato?

I ate it :( Sorry

Total_SkiIl · December 10, 2016

I am sorry, I killed the miner mistakenly. Didn't knew he planted the mines!

Edited December 10, 2016 by Total_SkiIl

gabriele02 · December 10, 2016

I am sorry, I killed the miner mistakenly. Didn't knew he planted the mines!

Really? -.-

We told like 5times Do not kill blue guy.. -_-

And sorry I lost internet conection.. its bak only now.

Mr.Ace · December 10, 2016

Wait you guys use the forum for conversations and not Skype? :O

need.higher.rank · December 10, 2016

Wait you guys use the forum for conversations and not Skype? :o

No we also use skype

gabriele02 · December 10, 2016

Wait you guys use the forum for conversations and not Skype? :o

Skype is way more spammy than forum :ph34r:

What is eSports up to nowadays?

I don’t play eSports, what can I do?

When will it start?

Will there be Tanki Fund?

When will The Grand Finals take place?

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