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The first time I met real noobs,was when I was 22px-IconsNormal_16.png

  1. They couldn't move their turret
  2. They rarely hit anyone (with rail espescially) if you moved a little. Even if you were practically right in front of them!
  3. They didn't know how to back off from a wall.
  4. They kept missing:
  • The flag,Taking/Capturing
  • And pick-ups.

Tell me these aren't noobs.^^^

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I still consider people who use shaft noobs because they basically dont need much skill except taking a heavy potato and camping at the bushes and release spacebar when they see a tank rolling out.

Try using shaft for a few weeks or months, see what you think then! 

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I still consider people who use shaft noobs because they basically dont need much skill except taking a heavy potato and camping at the bushes and release spacebar when they see a tank rolling out.

I agree that those guys are noobs who just sit in the corner of map and wait for a noob to run into their lazer but there shaft pros who get like 5kd every match

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A noob is:

Someone who cannot turn their turret by 3rd lietenent

Uses twins/Rico and call themselves op because they can kill XP/BP players without turning their turrets

Begs off vulcans when using isida

Thinks it's a good idea to defend with hornet/wasp

Uses mammy+fire in LARGE maps

Uses Railgun/Shaft in SMALL maps

Still has m0 at Warrant officer 5

Tries to chase a wasp when they have Viking and slower

Spends their money on micro upgrading m0

Still has m1 at major

Try to use rail before they can turn their turret

Thinks wasp+twins/Vulcan is a good combo

Says "admin gold pls"

Begs off Rico m0 and fire m1

Don't heal when using isida

Calls someone a noob when they get killed

Calls someone a hacker when they lag

Leaves battles when their team is winning

Leaves a battle with 30 seconds left

Joins a team losing 9-0 in ctf

 

If you do at least 4 of these then your a noob

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A noob is:

Someone who cannot turn their turret by 3rd lietenent

Uses twins/Rico and call themselves op because they can kill XP/BP players without turning their turrets

Begs off vulcans when using isida

Thinks it's a good idea to defend with hornet/wasp - yes, with Firebird and mines

Uses mammy+fire in LARGE maps

Uses Railgun/Shaft in SMALL maps

Still has m0 at Warrant officer 5

Tries to chase a wasp when they have Viking and slower - yes, while mounted with Railgun, Thunder, or Smoky

Spends their money on micro upgrading m0

Still has m1 at major - Dictator hull

Try to use rail before they can turn their turret

Thinks wasp+twins/Vulcan is a good combo

Says "admin gold pls"

Begs off Rico m0 and fire m1

Don't heal when using isida

Calls someone a noob when they get killed

Calls someone a hacker when they lag

Leaves battles when their team is winning

Leaves a battle with 30 seconds left

Joins a team losing 9-0 in ctf - yes, when there is 30 minutes left in a 60-minute game

 

If you do at least 4 of these then your a noob

I am guilty as charged!  :unsure:

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A noob is:

Someone who cannot turn their turret by 3rd lietenent 

I very rarely bother with turning my turret, except Shaft, even at Marshal

 

Uses twins/Rico and call themselves op because they can kill XP/BP players without turning their turrets

I destroy lots of players with twins, I don't care who they are.  I certainly don't comment on it though.

 

Tries to chase a wasp when they have Viking and slower

I Often do this, Viking + isida I usually bump into them somewhere, that is if I have not sapped them within the first few meters.  They frequently become too full of them selves and make a mistake.

 

Still has m1 at major

Other accounts still M1 at Major, so what, still killing the enemy.

 

Don't heal when using isida

If you are a prat I will not heal you, that is anyone who begs by shooting at me will just have to die.  Any one whom I consider unsporting, for instance, those whom I may have healed, who then go on to take the health box or those that push aggressively when going fo a box or steal the flag by pushing team members off the plinth or those who plage other team members, those who take the flag and then go around the map killing the enemy instead of capping it kn.wing full well other team members are waiting to take the flag, those who take the flag and do not cap it at the first opportunity. Those whom I consider to be mults or in any other way unhelpful, anyone who crosses me.

 

If you do at least 4 of these then your a noob

Well that is 5 and I could not care less what you think I am.  Who cares?  Are you a prat? If you are, I will not heal you either. :rolleyes:

Edited by ELIZABETH1122

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a short list of what noobs typically do:

 

- attack with a shaft

- mount a short-ranger (like izida or firebird) on a heavy hull and dash to enemy quarters

- organize battles with firebird on light hulls ... and even worse - enjoy it ))

- do not rotate the turrets for fast reaction

- do not swing the hulls to get better aiming/firing angles

- has never heard of the way to adjust his camera

- have never heard of team duties according to the equipment, such as a defender, midfielder, attacker and in CTF just ride forward to enemy base with a long-ranger

- pick any supplies, even if they don't need them, because "they have a mission" ... often a noob will take a RK in front of a flag-carrier with fading exp

- ask "admin golt pliiiz" ... or "gold was" ... gold falling randomly means nothing to them ))

- want peace and parkour in regular battle modes

- use the battle chat to talk to each other

- discuss battle strategies in open chat

- if they have taken the flag and died and the flag was picked up by a mate, think it was theirs and demand to have it back

- leisure around in team modes, with no clear idea what to do

- fire with twins or hammer from one side of the map towards an enemy on the others side

- use izida to kill in team modes rather than to heal mates (izida is a supporter, a doctor, but noobs use it for killings)

- shoot with rail at my titan in prodigy and wander why I'm still alive

- complain when others use supplies or use OP kits

 

 

will add more ... this list is actually quite long ... esp, having in mind the nowadays contingent in TO  ))

Bruh i do some of those things and i aint a noob btw u spelled isida wrong.u said izida.

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Question: Does a 17 year old who was playing this game for five years and is about to turn 18 count as an adolescent? Just wondering....

To me yes! To me 17 years old is a child. At 17 a person depending on country still needs parental permission to marry.  Cannot enter into financial negotiations with finance companies.  Cannot legally drink in a public house.  Can not vote.   Essentially it is how someone behaves that is important however few 17 year olds have very much in the way of life experiences.

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A noob is:

Someone who cannot turn their turret by 3rd lietenent

Uses twins/Rico and call themselves op because they can kill XP/BP players without turning their turrets

Begs off vulcans when using isida

Thinks it's a good idea to defend with hornet/wasp

Uses mammy+fire in LARGE maps

Uses Railgun/Shaft in SMALL maps

Still has m0 at Warrant officer 5

Tries to chase a wasp when they have Viking and slower

Spends their money on micro upgrading m0

Still has m1 at major

Try to use rail before they can turn their turret

Thinks wasp+twins/Vulcan is a good combo

Says "admin gold pls"

Begs off Rico m0 and fire m1

Don't heal when using isida

Calls someone a noob when they get killed

Calls someone a hacker when they lag

Leaves battles when their team is winning

Leaves a battle with 30 seconds left

Joins a team losing 9-0 in ctf

 

If you do at least 4 of these then your a noob

I'm sorry, your six+ M0 turrets contradict your definition.

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A noob is:

Someone who cannot turn their turret by 3rd lietenent

Uses twins/Rico and call themselves op because they can kill XP/BP players without turning their turrets

Begs off vulcans when using isida

Thinks it's a good idea to defend with hornet/wasp

Uses mammy+fire in LARGE maps

Uses Railgun/Shaft in SMALL maps

Still has m0 at Warrant officer 5

Tries to chase a wasp when they have Viking and slower

Spends their money on micro upgrading m0

Still has m1 at major

Try to use rail before they can turn their turret

Thinks wasp+twins/Vulcan is a good combo

Says "admin gold pls"

Begs off Rico m0 and fire m1

Don't heal when using isida

Calls someone a noob when they get killed

Calls someone a hacker when they lag

Leaves battles when their team is winning

Leaves a battle with 30 seconds left

Joins a team losing 9-0 in ctf

If you do at least 4 of these then your a noob

defending with wasp and hornet is a pro tactic noob!!!

I do it all the time.

what else are you supposed to do as viking when wasp takes flag.....

using shaft wasp is indeed effective in small map... noob!!!

Join a team 9-0.... why not?

Omg nooooob railgun in small map? Its very effective

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For me noobs are those who drug all the time <_<
I know you hate me druggers cuse im saying the truth and you all can say "drugging isnt blah blah blah and its the in game feature blah blah blah"
i just dont care even if i have a tons of drugs that i dont use cuse im a pro, no offense :P
( by the way everyone drugs for gold so am i :D )

Spoiler: i hope tanki removes drugs and leaves drops forever

Edited by 232DjordjeA

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defending with wasp and hornet is a pro tactic noob!!!

I do it all the time.

what else are you supposed to do as viking when wasp takes flag.....

using shaft wasp is indeed effective in small map... noob!!!

Join a team 9-0.... why not?

Omg nooooob railgun in small map? Its very effective

Bro i still have m0 freeze, vulcan, thunder, rico, dictator and shaft but it doesnt mean im or others are noobs cuse of that its just me and others have m0s still because i or they dont like some weapons or hulls in game :P

( i dont have isida at all cuse i dont want to use it :D )

Edited by 232DjordjeA

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For me noobs are those who drug all the time <_<

I know you hate me druggers cuse im saying the truth and you all can say "drugging isnt blah blah blah and its the in game feature blah blah blah"

i just dont care even if i have a tons of drugs that i dont use cuse im a pro, no offense :P

( by the way everyone drugs for gold so am i :D )

I love you, guys.  You keep my crystals coming in.  :P

 

According to you profile you use them.

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I love you, guys.  You keep my crystals coming in.  :P

 

According to you profile you use them.

 

 

For me noobs are those who drug all the time <_<

I know you hate me druggers cuse im saying the truth and you all can say "drugging isnt blah blah blah and its the in game feature blah blah blah"

i just dont care even if i have a tons of drugs that i dont use cuse im a pro, no offense :P

( by the way everyone drugs for gold so am i :D )

Spoiler: i hope tanki removes drugs and leaves drops forever

Of course he does. Everyone uses supplies sometimes.

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a short list of what noobs typically do:

 

- attack with a shaft

- mount a short-ranger (like izida or firebird) on a heavy hull and dash to enemy quarters

- organize battles with firebird on light hulls ... and even worse - enjoy it ))

- do not rotate the turrets for fast reaction

- do not swing the hulls to get better aiming/firing angles

- has never heard of the way to adjust his camera

- have never heard of team duties according to the equipment, such as a defender, midfielder, attacker and in CTF just ride forward to enemy base with a long-ranger

- pick any supplies, even if they don't need them, because "they have a mission" ... often a noob will take a RK in front of a flag-carrier with fading exp

- ask "admin golt pliiiz" ... or "gold was" ... gold falling randomly means nothing to them ))

- want peace and parkour in regular battle modes

- use the battle chat to talk to each other

- discuss battle strategies in open chat

- if they have taken the flag and died and the flag was picked up by a mate, think it was theirs and demand to have it back

- leisure around in team modes, with no clear idea what to do

- fire with twins or hammer from one side of the map towards an enemy on the others side

- use izida to kill in team modes rather than to heal mates (izida is a supporter, a doctor, but noobs use it for killings)

- shoot with rail at my titan in prodigy and wander why I'm still alive

- complain when others use supplies or use OP kits

 

 

will add more ... this list is actually quite long ... esp, having in mind the nowadays contingent in TO  ))

Actually, I find Isida to be a good offensive turret as well, I have M1 and I use it with Hornet M0 and I feel like I use it pretty well. Isida has decent damage, and pair it with damage boost and the siphon gets good as well. I find the combo very efficient, it is my fast killer.

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Bro i still have m0 freeze, vulcan, thunder, rico, dictator and shaft but it doesnt mean im or others are noobs cuse of that its just me and others have m0s still because i or they dont like some weapons or hulls in game :P

( i dont have isida at all cuse i dont want to use it :D )

dude.... you quoted me for what reason to say this?

and omg!!!! Atlas kit?!!!!

Thats the only thing you bought since WO5?!!!!

That is noob

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Bro i still have m0 freeze, vulcan, thunder, rico, dictator and shaft but it doesnt mean im or others are noobs cuse of that its just me and others have m0s still because i or they dont like some weapons or hulls in game :P

( i dont have isida at all cuse i dont want to use it :D )

So.... why is it the the pros of tanki have drug wars? Or use drugs?

I.shomaa captain of thr greatest clan in Tanki history containing real true pros uses on average 1.6 drugs a minutes.

every 3 minutes 2 drugs.

I bet you in that 3.5 hours that he played tanki he might have done xp bp with out drugs meaning.... drugger

ADVOKATEE An esports champion in the greatest clan in tanki and one of the undesputably pro players... Is a drugger

 

The #1 tanki pro is A_R_A_K_E_L_Y_A_N

and he uses 1 per 2 minutes.... but he too probably does xp bo on Ru. When he is not he drugs.

jan007 uses drugs

bloodsport is drugger

Eclipsee17 uses drugs

the list goes on.

 

A noob is an anti drugger

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So.... why is it the the pros of tanki have drug wars? Or use drugs?

I.shomaa captain of thr greatest clan in Tanki history containing real true pros uses on average 1.6 drugs a minutes.

every 3 minutes 2 drugs.

I bet you in that 3.5 hours that he played tanki he might have done xp bp with out drugs meaning.... drugger

ADVOKATEE An esports champion in the greatest clan in tanki and one of the undesputably pro players... Is a drugger

 

The #1 tanki pro is A_R_A_K_E_L_Y_A_N

and he uses 1 per 2 minutes.... but he too probably does xp bo on Ru. When he is not he drugs.

jan007 uses drugs

bloodsport is drugger

Eclipsee17 uses drugs

the list goes on.

 

A noob is an anti drugger

lmo, i can say only 1 thing: after all those few years you gismos still drug? NOOOOOOOOOOBIIIIIIIISH

and OMG U DRUGGED SO MUCH WHAT A NOOB

 

I love you, guys.  You keep my crystals coming in.  :P

 

According to you profile you use them.

True, i was drugger waaaaaaaaaaaay back in past when it was 2013, now i dont drug at all (only for gold *cough*) and yea i admit i was a noob but that was when i was low rank :)

Edited by 232DjordjeA

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dude.... you quoted me for what reason to say this?

and omg!!!! Atlas kit?!!!!

Thats the only thing you bought since WO5?!!!!

That is noob

mate seriously wth are you talking about? i bought atlas since rank captain and i saved up crys LEGIT without any drugging or wasting money to get it so please dont be mad <_<

 

 

 

( and NO, im not a noob )

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