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lmo, i can say only 1 thing: after all those few years you gismos still drug? NOOOOOOOOOOBIIIIIIIISH

and OMG U DRUGGED SO MUCH WHAT A NOOB

 

 

True, i was drugger waaaaaaaaaaaay back in past when it was 2013, now i dont drug at all (only for gold *cough*) and yea i admit i was a noob but that was when i was low rank :)

Omg you so noob....

i just proved to you that tankis top pros drug. That you choose to turn a blind eye to my proof shows the proz that you are a true noob.

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lmo, i can say only 1 thing: after all those few years you gismos still drug? NOOOOOOOOOOBIIIIIIIISH

and OMG U DRUGGED SO MUCH WHAT A NOOB

 

 

True, i was drugger waaaaaaaaaaaay back in past when it was 2013, now i dont drug at all (only for gold *cough*) and yea i admit i was a noob but that was when i was low rank :)

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A noob is:

Someone who cannot turn their turret by 3rd lietenent

I very rarely bother with turning my turret, except Shaft, even at Marshal

 

Uses twins/Rico and call themselves op because they can kill XP/BP players without turning their turrets

I destroy lots of players with twins, I don't care who they are. I certainly don't comment on it though.

 

Tries to chase a wasp when they have Viking and slower

I Often do this, Viking + isida I usually bump into them somewhere, that is if I have not sapped them within the first few meters. They frequently become too full of them selves and make a mistake.

 

Still has m1 at major

Other accounts still M1 at Major, so what, still killing the enemy.

 

Don't heal when using isida

If you are a prat I will not heal you, that is anyone who begs by shooting at me will just have to die. Any one whom I consider unsporting, for instance, those whom I may have healed, who then go on to take the health box or those that push aggressively when going fo a box or steal the flag by pushing team members off the plinth or those who plage other team members, those who take the flag and then go around the map killing the enemy instead of capping it kn.wing full well other team members are waiting to take the flag, those who take the flag and do not cap it at the first opportunity. Those whom I consider to be mults or in any other way unhelpful, anyone who crosses me.

 

If you do at least 4 of these then your a noob

Well that is 5 and I could not care less what you think I am. Who cares? Are you a prat? If you are, I will not heal you either. :rolleyes:

It was only a joke and I didn't take every situation into consideration

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a short list of what noobs typically do:

 

- attack with a shaft

- mount a short-ranger (like izida or firebird) on a heavy hull and dash to enemy quarters

- organize battles with firebird on light hulls ... and even worse - enjoy it ))

- do not rotate the turrets for fast reaction

- do not swing the hulls to get better aiming/firing angles

- has never heard of the way to adjust his camera

- have never heard of team duties according to the equipment, such as a defender, midfielder, attacker and in CTF just ride forward to enemy base with a long-ranger

- pick any supplies, even if they don't need them, because "they have a mission" ... often a noob will take a RK in front of a flag-carrier with fading exp

- ask "admin golt pliiiz" ... or "gold was" ... gold falling randomly means nothing to them ))

- want peace and parkour in regular battle modes

- use the battle chat to talk to each other

- discuss battle strategies in open chat

- if they have taken the flag and died and the flag was picked up by a mate, think it was theirs and demand to have it back

- leisure around in team modes, with no clear idea what to do

- fire with twins or hammer from one side of the map towards an enemy on the others side

- use izida to kill in team modes rather than to heal mates (izida is a supporter, a doctor, but noobs use it for killings)

- shoot with rail at my titan in prodigy and wander why I'm still alive

- complain when others use supplies or use OP kits

 

 

will add more ... this list is actually quite long ... esp, having in mind the nowadays contingent in TO  ))

A N00B is a person who does not know the "spelling" of turrets, like isida. Seriously, grow up.

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A N00B is a person who does not know the "spelling" of turrets, like isida. Seriously, grow up.

you do realize

that's how it's spelled in russian

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Noobs are tankers that lack skill and get a lot of deaths than kills. I hate noobs :P

Low k/d does not mean your a noob e.g someone who tries to capture flags will have a much lower k/d than mammy+Vulcan camping with 2 isidas

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A N00B is a person who does not know the "spelling" of turrets, like isida. Seriously, grow up.

 

 

Dude, this is one quite a childish attempt to troll )))

 

1.

It is IZIDA with a Z - learn some Russian, before saying something inadequate !

 

2.

Just checked your profile - a K/D below 1, cry-to-exp ratio = 0.60 ... needless to say, this defines you as a complete Noob, the whole 100% of it !

 

 

Seriously, grow up )))

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Dude, this is one quite a childish attempt to troll )))

 

1.

It is IZIDA with a Z - learn some Russian, before saying something inadequate !

 

2.

Just checked your profile - a K/D below 1, cry-to-exp ratio = 0.60 ... needless to say, this defines you as a complete Noob, the whole 100% of it !

 

 

Seriously, grow up )))

Low kd does not mean your a noob. A camper will have a higher kd than a wasp+fire player trying to cap flags

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Low kd does not mean your a noob. A camper will have a higher kd than a wasp+fire player trying to cap flags

Exactly.  I usually come in the top four players on the leaderboard after a battle, but my KD is rarely over 1.0.  Although, Bpega, that is quite a low crystal to xp ratio.  Even though my KD is 0.82, I usually have a crystal to xp of 3.0.

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Low kd does not mean your a noob. A camper will have a higher kd than a wasp+fire player trying to cap flags

You are partly right, but only partly - K/D alone by itself does not mean much ... but coupled with a cry/exp ratio below 1 means you really suck !

 

Regarding the K/D - a typical one would be between 1 and 3.

K/D over 3 does not automatically make you a pro, although is a pretty good indication (unless you are a shafter of course);

K/D below 1, on the other side, is a clear indicator that you are a Noob ... probably a wasp-fire player - the worst kind of a noob )))

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off i was thinking about the same lol in every single battle u can see the word ' NOOB'  i think  that word should be consider as an insult but i know  that it isn't well i was just saying xD

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You are partly right, but only partly - K/D alone by itself does not mean much ... but coupled with a cry/exp ratio below 1 means you really suck !

 

Regarding the K/D - a typical one would be between 1 and 3.

K/D over 3 does not automatically make you a pro, although is a pretty good indication (unless you are a shafter of course);

K/D below 1, on the other side, is a clear indicator that you are a Noob ... probably a wasp-fire player - the worst kind of a noob )))

im a wasp player... kd of 1.25.

my alt is a wasp player with 2+ kd

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