Contest [Issue 53] Tanki Humour!

[BillieGates 61]

Change of entry:

Wasp is called Bacon in Russian

Here's an image from the wiki to prove it.

Examples of using the word Bacon in Tanki Online:

"Dat bacon is just soooo fast, our flags keep disappearing."

"Dat dude one-shotted a bacon with a railgun!"

"The Firefly kit consists of Bacon M1, Firebird M1 and Carbon."

"BP stands for Bacon-Perb" (I'm not sure how to type the r-ish thing in Russian.)

"Bacon is one of the most popular hulls in Tanki Online."

"Bacon can fly - confirmed. Mammoth can fly - busted"

"I luv BACON soooo much!!!"

"Bacons are so annoying to snipers!!! They're awful!!"

"There are three stages of the bacon: Bacon M1, Bacon M2 and Bacon M3"

"Damn bacons get all the gold boxes."

"Bacons are easily flipped with railguns and spatulas."

"When you have bacon, armor is for kids!"

 

When you master the power of the bacon, you will become a master of Tanki Online. Hopefully this article helped you with using Bacon in Tanki Online. Thank you.

 

BTW, hornet is called "Shop Hate" or "Soap Ate" in Russian.

Edited May 17, 2016 by BillieGates

[Typo 1,299]

Before clicking on 'Play':

 

 

 

 

 

After clicking on 'Play':

 

 

 

 

[bobby-bonga 2,008]

 

My entry B)

 

 

 

The guy asking funds is a clan leader and the rest are clan members :lol: :D :P

 

noob entry! <--- 

[Bluebird13 95]

 

Here's my entry. Hopefully it's clear enough; I shoot my friend and kill an enemy. By the way, if people were wondering about my previous entry, know that I've removed it. Instead, I'm entering this.

 

 

 

You know you've gone too far when you start shooting your friends.

Edited May 17, 2016 by Bluebird13

[Blackdrakon30 2,943]

Here's my joke, and its obviously the best.

 

The best joke is your guys entries trying to beat this.  ;)

[Cor7y 13,862]

Change of entry:

Wasp is called Bacon in Russian

Here's an image from the wiki to prove it.

Examples of using the word Bacon in Tanki Online:

"Dat bacon is just soooo fast, our flags keep disappearing."

"Dat dude one-shotted a bacon with a railgun!"

"The Firefly kit consists of Bacon M1, Firebird M1 and Carbon."

"BP stands for Bacon-Perb" (I'm not sure how to type the r-ish thing in Russian.)

"Bacon is one of the most popular hulls in Tanki Online."

"Bacon can fly - confirmed. Mammoth can fly - busted"

"I luv BACON soooo much!!!"

"Bacons are so annoying to snipers!!! They're awful!!"

"There are three stages of the bacon: Bacon M1, Bacon M2 and Bacon M3"

"Damn bacons get all the gold boxes."

 

When you master the power of the bacon, you will become a master of Tanki Online. Hopefully this article helped you with using Bacon in Tanki Online. Thank you.

 

BTW, hornet is called "Shop Hate" or "Soap Ate" in Russian.

  

Before clicking on 'Play':

 

 

 

 

 

After clicking on 'Play':

 

 

 

 

  

 

 

Here's my entry. Hopefully it's clear enough; I shoot my friend and kill an enemy. By the way, if people were wondering about my previous entry, know that I've removed it. Instead, I'm entering this.

 

 

 

 

 

You know you've gone too far when you start shooting your friends to win.

  

My entry B)

 

 

 

The guy asking funds is a clan leader and the rest are clan members :lol: :D :P

  

Welp, here's my entry, you may have to zoom in a bit

Maybe after this contest I'll enter in another one  B)

 

:P

  

 

 

So funny, guys. I forgot to laugh :mellow:

[Tp0d 3]

heres mine  i hope u like it 

 

[Sr.I3oSS 2,546]

heres mine  i hope u like it 

 

 

Definetely taken yesterday.

[HaloScorpionV2 438]

So funny, guys. I forgot to laugh :mellow:

Mine isnt in it :V

Edited May 16, 2016 by HaloScorpionV2

[Sr.I3oSS 2,546]

So basically I hid my previous entry cuz it was... erm... I can't call it (censored) since it's my entry so it was not-win-able.

 

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Thinking about Tanki Humour is so difficult :l So here's another... not-win-able entry:

 

 

Edited May 16, 2016 by Sr.I3oSS

[marc.jp_44 20,837]

heres mine  i hope u like it 

 

Those graphics are destroying my eyes!

[Jwimmer 2,835]

          So funny, guys. I forgot to laugh :mellow:

I thought the bacon one was pretty good

[Xenophobia 457]

[r_OurTeamMate0 5]

[Royalworld 1,269]

[cray_TheChosenOne 38]

[okutg 2]

 Tanki Online Real-estate agency presents the all new Dusseldorf estate.Offering luxurious apartments and spacious massionettes.

Edited May 17, 2016 by okutg

[Avizer 377]

noob entry! <--- 

I promise I didn't point it out to you, just thought it was funny :P

 

          So funny, guys. I forgot to laugh :mellow:

Not cool man not at all.. If you didn't like then you don't need to describe it..

[Cor7y 13,862]

Not cool man not at all.. If you didn't like then you don't need to describe it..

So I can't give my (negative) opinion on people's memes/comics?

 

Woah, people, look at the freedom of speech here!!11!!!111!!

[BillieGates 61]

I thought the bacon one was pretty good

thx dude. i changed it a little after he quoted it

[Mr.Ace 1,116]

here is my entry B) , hope u like it

 

read the first spoiler before u start

 

a special note before u start ( + ) is plus and ( - ) is minus

 

 

 

Tanki logical equations

equation-1

Normal man = eat + sleep + work - Tanki

Donkey = eat + sleep + work

so

Man = donkey - tanki

Man + tanki = donkey

 

in other words man who plays tanki is a donkey

 

equation-2

These donkeys include two classification

 

eq-2.1

Buyer donkeys = Play + enjoy + kill + drug

noob = Play + enjoy + kill

so

Buyer donkeys = noob + drug

buyer donkeys - drug = noob

 

in general a buyer donkey who doesnt drug is a noob

 

eq-2.2

Non buyer donkeys = Play + enjoy + kill + M3s

noob = Play + enjoy + kill

 

so

non buyer donkeys = noob + M3s

non buyer donkeys - M3s = noob

 

so non buyer donkeys without M3s are noobs

 

from equation 1 we can conclude that all tankers are donkeys

and from equation 2 we conclude that there are donkeys and noob donkeys , (simple)

 

so in general from the statement we conclude that Donkeys and noob donkeys play tanki together and have a fun time and they Dont insult each other

 

 

Edited May 17, 2016 by Mr.Ace

[GoldRock 6,165]

Come on people, try using more creative media (e.g. GIFs, videos, drawings)... some good entries here, but many could frankly be a little funnier!

 

Also, you need to put some effort in to have a shot at winning.

 

So I can't give my (negative) opinion on people's memes/comics?

Woah, people, look at the freedom of speech here!!11!!!111!!

Just posting to affirm that you can.

[androidb7 177]

          So funny, guys. I forgot to laugh :mellow:

Eh, I probably could've done better on mine

[III_Dope_III 319]

Edited May 17, 2016 by III_Dope_III

[3eastplayer_SWAG 11]