Contest [Issue 53] Tanki Humour!

[gabriele02 3,813]

My entry!

 

 

 

 

[Rico_Viking_9000 942]

delete

Edited May 17, 2016 by Rico_Viking_9000

[Nullf0x 34]

I dunno why Tanki introduced the fricking hammer to the game, it just has no use. See for yourself, a mammoth with hammer is useless, it can'can't carry it around. A wasp or hornet with hammer is plain stupid because they are bugs and they'd be lucky even if they could drag it. As for a hunter, he wouldn't need it because you can't hunt animals with a hammer, and for the dictator, a gun would be better. Well, I'm going to piss myself, so run away before it gets all weird and stinky.

[MinuteMan.TO 14]

Tanki humor huh . . . .hmmm whats the funniest/ noobiest thing in Tanki?

 

:P  @GoldRock :P 

 

[Official-Kofi 29]

I dunno why Tanki introduced the fricking hammer to the game, it just has no use. See for yourself, a mammoth with hammer is useless, it can'can't carry it around. A wasp or hornet with hammer is plain stupid because they are bugs and they'd be lucky even if they could drag it. As for a hunter, he wouldn't need it because you can't hunt animals with a hammer, and for the dictator, a gun would be better. Well, I'm going to piss myself, so run away before it gets all weird and stinky.

What about the Viking it would be perfect for him

[DragonOfStorms 2,706]

 

 

Here is my entry!

 

 

Edited May 11, 2016 by DragonOfStorms

[Rico_Viking_9000 942]

Delete

Edited May 11, 2016 by Rico_Viking_9000

[HaloScorpionV2 438]

Standup? Cool idea.

[Cor7y 13,862]

Hehe, my entry :D

 

Guys, a note: This is my alt. No plagiarism intended. If this entry wins, please send crystals to anisuperani, not this account.

[Rico_Viking_9000 942]

So I bought the predator kit in the garage. I played a few games with it. I realized that I was more like prey with Isidas, Firebirds, and Freezes following me everywhere.

 

 

 

 

 

 

That is my entry. These following are not being judged unless you want to. This is just extra humor.

 

 

I was in an XP/BP battle. I had a chance to make a quadruple kill. I missed completely. Nailed it.

 

Smoky and Thunder should be reversed. Smoky has less smoke than Thunder, and Smoky sounds a bit more weird [if you have good bass speakers] just like thunder in real life.

 

The Firewall kit is not a firewall at all. The Fortress kit is more like a wall than the Firewall kit. Firewall just got roasted.

 

Knock Knock

Who's there

Isida

Isida who

Is he da tanker trying to heal us, or is he da tanker taking the flag?

 

 

 

 

A bit of humor from Rico.

RV9k

Edited May 17, 2016 by Rico_Viking_9000

[KILL_BILL_CHAUHAN 2,505]

[AllOne 156]

There was once a toddler who started to play tanki.When he finally started talking,his first word was "noob!"

[himself_cos_hes_a_D 0]

  file:///home/chronos/u-395afdddee89b2a4713493cd4d15ea720a385530/Downloads/Screenshot%202016-05-12%20at%208.08.57%20AM.png

Titan on the flag: Sharing is caring!

Viking drugger: But I don't care!

[himself_cos_hes_a_D 0]

you have to copy+paste link

[Avizer 377]

My entry B)

 

 

 

The guy asking funds is a clan leader and the rest are clan members :lol: :D :P

Edited May 12, 2016 by Avizer

[lausaj 765]

 

My entry B)

 

 

 

The guy asking funds is a clan leader and the rest are clan members :lol: :D :P

 

    dude seriously????

[lausaj 765]

Good luck to all the participants  :) :)

 

 

image upload no limit

 

[Avizer 377]

    dude seriously????

You didn't like it?

[Bluebird13 95]

Could I just ask what everyone uses to edit their entries (pictures) / combine multiple pictures, etc.? Anything that does it better than basics? I've obtained an idea, and want it to look half decent.

 

Good luck to everyone, and cheers.  :)

[lausaj 765]

You didn't like it?

I know whom you are pointing to with that pic

[androidb7 177]

Welp, here's my entry, you may have to zoom in a bit

Maybe after this contest I'll enter in another one  B)

 

:P

Edited May 15, 2016 by androidb7

[androidb7 177]

Could I just ask what everyone uses to edit their entries (pictures) / combine multiple pictures, etc.? Anything that does it better than basics? I've obtained an idea, and want it to look half decent.

 

Good luck to everyone, and cheers.  :)

I used Google Drawings, but all that lets me do is make basic lines and arrows, and copy and paste images (like memes) into another image (so yes you can combine multiple pics).

But if you need something more complicated in your image/entry, Google Drawings or something similar is not what you're looking for.

[marc.jp_44 20,837]

[AltBot 17]

 

 

Edited May 13, 2016 by AltBot

[LOLKILLERTOTHEDEATH 1,921]

Not gonna even try.