Clan Advice Column

[BLASTER872 1,892]

I am BLASTER872, leader of Tanki Masters, and I wanted to share some of my clan expertise with you. You want to be the leader of your own clan? Or learn how to stage wars? I will post an advice column on how to do these things, and they will be replies. In the main section (here) I will link all of the articles up. Be prepared for a humorous ride through Tanki Clans!

 

Past Articles:

 

 

1. How to start your clan

2. How to have a clan war

3. How to get some clan allies

4. How to make good rules

5. How to make a practice

6. How to recruit

7. How to weed out inactive members

 

 

Edited June 23, 2016 by BLASTER872

[BLASTER872 1,892]

How do you make your own clan? Well, first of all, your main account has to be WO1. So, pay someone to play on your account until they get you to WO1. You have a WO1 account now? You need 8 members in a clan. So that's 7 people not including you. Wait never mind... The next step is to make 7 alternate accounts, and have them be part of your clan. So here's an example of a clan roster:

1. BLASTER872

2. DevereEdwards1

3. GetRektSkrub_i

4. firefishswarm

5. Vovan_Hacksource

6. Joaquin50

7. littletoad

8. Godmode_ON

 

Now, you need to structure your clan. Make a new post with your main in the Newcomer's Section. Call it "Clan "We Suck" [WS]". Then, write down your roster with the member code, like this: [mem.ber=BLASTER872] (without the period)

Your post should look like this.

Clan "We Suck" [WS]

1. BLASTER872

2. DevereEdwards1

3. GetRektSkrub_i

4. firefishswarm

5. Vovan_Hacksource

6. Joaquin50

7. littletoad

8. Godmode_ON

 

Now, you need to find a good logo to steal. Browse the internet for a gold box image, and use it. Also, you need a Skype, so just fake one, because the moderators don't search you up on Skype, now do they? They have better things to do. Now, your updated clan should look like this:

Clan "We Suck" [WS]

(credit to Tanki Wiki)

 

Leader:

BLASTER872

Skype: TotallyNotAFakeSkypeMods

 

Co-leaders:

DevereEdwards1

GetRektSkrub_i

firefishswarm

Vovan_Hacksource

Joaquin50

littletoad

Godmode_ON

 

Now, just wait up to 24 hours for the moderators to accept your noob army! When they do, you have a clan now. Congratulations!

Edited May 4, 2016 by BLASTER872

[DragonOfStorms 2,706]

:P Hilarious!

[spideypool_TURBO 29]

lol

lol

lol

litreally hilarious

lol

lol

lol :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

[DevereEdwards1 79]

I want episode 2!

[BlueDragon_tamki 3,204]

Lol

Hilarious

[Jerrystarberry 32]

haha but isnt there already a topic on how to start one

[Jerrystarberry 32]

how to win every clan war: keep making duplicate clans with duplicate accounts and have them always lose:) clan stats:99999 wins 0 loses 0 ties

[asifmehmood 1,576]

Hahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

SO funyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[DevereEdwards1 79]

Wait you're making me co-leader?  :lol:

[BLASTER872 1,892]

Wait you're making me co-leader?  :lol:

In the fake and the real. Who wants me to do an article on strong clan allies?

[BLASTER872 1,892]

We need YOU guys to write some silly articles as well. PM me your idea, and if I accept get to work and make a reply! I will link your reply as an article if I and the majority likes it!

[DevereEdwards1 79]

How do you war a clan? First of all, you need to get another account to WO1. Tell that dude you payed to rank you up double or nothing. Now make another 7 alts. Your new clan roster should look like this:

1. DevereEdwards

2. WarMachine13_turbo

3. WarMachine_12

4. WarMachine_13

5. WarMachine892

6. WarMachine11_best

7. WarMachine12_turbo

8. WarMachine12_best

Now, make another post in the Newcomer's section with your second WO1 account. Call it "Clan "We Suck Worse" [WSW]". Now you should look like this:

Clan "We Suck Worse" [WSW]

1. DevereEdwards

2. WarMachine13_turbo

3. WarMachine_12

4. WarMachine_13

5. WarMachine892

6. WarMachine11_best

7. WarMachine12_turbo

8. WarMachine12_best

Steal the same logo you used for the first one, but no need to credit them this time. You've already stolen it once, so at this point it's stealing from yourself. Might as well use the same Skype too. You should look like this:

Clan "We Suck Worse" [WSW]

Leader: 

DevereEdwards

Skype: TotallyNotAFakeSkypMods

 

Co-leaders:

 WarMachine13_turbo

 WarMachine_12

 WarMachine_13

 WarMachine892

 WarMachine11_best

 WarMachine12_turbo

 WarMachine12_best

Now, just wait up to 24 hours for the mods to accept your second noob army. When they do, it's war time. Immediately schedule a 1v1 war between the two leaders of your clan. Have your first leader on one tab, and your second leader on another, but using fix.tankionlne.com or something similar. Then, have your second leader throw the match. Now your first clan should look like this:

Clan "We Suck" [WS]

(credit to Tanki Wiki)

 

Wins: 1

Losses: 0

Ties: 0

 

Leader:

BLASTER872

Skype: TotallyNotAFakeSkypeMods

 

Co-leaders:

DevereEdwards1

GetRektSkrub_i

firefishswarm

Vovan_Hacksource

Joaquin50

littletoad

Godmode_ON

 

But don't record anything for your second clan. Good clans never record losses! You've won your first war! Congratulations!

Edited April 14, 2016 by DevereEdwards1

[BLASTER872 1,892]

I want episode 2!

You made "episode 2"

[DevereEdwards1 79]

You made "episode 2"

lol yeah

[BlueDragon_tamki 3,204]

Lol XD

[spideypool_TURBO 29]

How do you war a clan? First of all, you need to get another account to WO1. Tell that dude you payed to rank you up double or nothing. Now make another 7 alts. Your new clan roster should look like this:

1. DevereEdwards

2. WarMachine13_turbo

3. WarMachine_12

4. WarMachine_13

5. WarMachine892

6. WarMachine11_best

7. WarMachine12_turbo

8. WarMachine12_best

Now, make another post in the Newcomer's section with your second WO1 account. Call it "Clan "We Suck Worse" [WSW]". Now you should look like this:

Clan "We Suck Worse" [WSW]

1. DevereEdwards

2. WarMachine13_turbo

3. WarMachine_12

4. WarMachine_13

5. WarMachine892

6. WarMachine11_best

7. WarMachine12_turbo

8. WarMachine12_best

Steal the same logo you used for the first one, but no need to credit them this time. You've already stolen it once, so at this point it's stealing from yourself. Might as well use the same Skype too. You should look like this:

Clan "We Suck Worse" [WSW]

Leader: 

DevereEdwards

Skype: TotallyNotAFakeSkypMods

 

Co-leaders:

 WarMachine13_turbo

 WarMachine_12

 WarMachine_13

 WarMachine892

 WarMachine11_best

 WarMachine12_turbo

 WarMachine12_best

Now, just wait up to 24 hours for the mods to accept your second noob army. When they do, it's war time. Immediately schedule a 1v1 war between the two leaders of your clan. Have your first leader on one tab, and your second leader on another, but using fix.tankionlne.com or something similar. Then, have your second leader throw the match. Now your first clan should look like this:

Clan "We Suck" [WS]

(credit to Tanki Wiki)

 

Wins: 1

Losses: 0

Ties: 0

 

Leader:

BLASTER872

Skype: TotallyNotAFakeSkypeMods

 

Co-leaders:

DevereEdwards1

GetRektSkrub_i

firefishswarm

Vovan_Hacksource

Joaquin50

littletoad

Godmode_ON

 

But don't record anything for your second clan. Good clans never record losses! You've won your first war! Congratulations!

lol we got tremendous and hilarious members in our clan XD

[BLASTER872 1,892]

How do you make an alliance with someone?
First of all, you create another clan. You already know how to do this. Call it "Noobs of Tanki [NoT]".

Now, you need to PM your other alt clan's leader requesting for an alliance. Just so the mods don't suspect a thing. Now, don't add the link to NoT because there is no need; your main clan is WS and put a link to WS in NoT. Example:

Clan "Noobs of Tanki" [NoT]

Leader: 

NoTClanNoobs

Skype: TotallyNotAFakeSkypMods

 

Co-leaders:

 NoTANoob

thCRAZYAWESOME

EmpiresAndAlliesPro

DudeWatNoT

YouSuck

YTNoobNoT

AnotherAltNoT

 

Allies:

We Suck

 

 

Shameless advertising for the win!1!!!!1!

Edited June 23, 2016 by BLASTER872

[spideypool_TURBO 29]

How do you make an alliance with someone?

First of all, you create another clan. You already know how to do this. Call it "Noobs of Tanki [NoT]".

Now, you need to PM your other alt clan's leader requesting for an alliance.

lol XD such a dumb thing to do

[DragonOfStorms 2,706]

The Deep, Mystical Secrets of Clan Rules

Every clan needs rules. Otherwise they wouldn't have any rules! We can't have that, can we? Of course not! Therefore I have endeavored to explain the intricate details of Klan Roolz in this article. Enjoy!

First off, your clan rules are important. Therefore, we need them to be noticed. The best way to do this is to use the biggest font size allowed, and a bright color, preferably orange. Cyan works well too. Extra credit if you use a catchy font like Comic-Sans! Obviously, remember to avoid spoilers, as nobody ever opens spoilers.

Now comes the fun part - making up your rules! The first one should be that members must obey the game rules, because EVERYBODY does it. Most of them also include a nice little link to the game rules, too. Add a link in yours... But not to the game rules! After all, who actually reads that stuff? No, your link should go to the classic trollface image, or perhaps some random meme. This will display your unique sense of humor, and keep your rules exciting!
Next, you should definitely add a rule allowing yourself to choose who gets the gold during training, as this will let you actually get a Gold Bil! You might also add a condition that the best clan member will get the gold, as this will allow you to justify taking that precious Gold Bil while praising yourself! Genius, right?
Another important one is the respect rule. Require praise twice daily from all members, visitors will be impressed by how much your members love you! Until they figure out that all the clan members are your alts, anyway. Be careful not to extend this rule to other clans, who cares if your members insult another clan? Besides the other clan, of course. Finally, it might be smart to add a stipulation that your members can't mock each other - you know, in case anyone actually applies to join your clan. You wouldn't want anyone insulting your alt, am I right?

Of course, there are certain things one doesn't do. Don't worry though, I'm here to make sure you don't make those mistakes! First and foremost, do not include a rule about profanity. This type of rule would infringe on freedom of speech, and we can't have that! No, encourage your members to express themselves! Who cares if they get banned, they're alts, for crying out loud!
Also to be avoided are rules against spying on other clans - all is fair in love and war! Spying might give you that tactical advantage necessary to defeat your other alts the opposing clan!
Finally, avoid training attendance requirements like the plague. I mean, those would require you to actually organize a training session, heaven forbid!

That wasn't so bad, was it? It was? Really? Well, I guess there's no accounting for taste!

Disclaimer:

DragonOfStorms is not responsible or liable for bans, warnings, decline of reputation, or any other negative impact caused by reading and applying this article. He'll gladly take responsibility for the good stuff though!

Edited April 21, 2016 by DragonOfStorms

[BLASTER872 1,892]

 

The Deep, Mystical Secrets of Clan Rules

 

Every clan needs rules. Otherwise they wouldn't have any rules! We can't have that, can we? Of course not! Therefore I have endeavored to explain the intricate details of Klan Roolz in this article. Enjoy!

 

First off, your clan rules are important. Therefore, we need them to be noticed. The best way to do this is to use the biggest font size allowed, and a bright color, preferably orange. Cyan works well too. Extra credit if you use a catchy font like Comic-Sans! Obviously, remember to avoid spoilers, as nobody ever opens spoilers.

 

Now comes the fun part - making up your rules! The first one should be that members must obey the game rules, because EVERYBODY does it. Most of them also include a nice little link to the game rules, too. Add a link in yours... But not to the game rules! After all, who actually reads that stuff? No, your link should go to the classic trollface image, or perhaps some random meme. This will display your unique sense of humor, and keep your rules exciting!

Next, you should definitely add a rule allowing yourself to choose who gets the gold during training, as this will let you actually get a Gold Bil! You might also add a condition that the best clan member will get the gold, as this will allow you to justify taking that precious Gold Bil while praising yourself! Genius, right?

Another important one is the respect rule. Require praise twice daily from all members, visitors will be impressed by how much your members love you! Until they figure out that all the clan members are your alts, anyway. Be careful not to extend this rule to other clans, who cares if your members insult another clan? Besides the other clan, of course. Finally, it might be smart to add a stipulation that your members can't mock each other - you know, in case anyone actually applies to join your clan. You wouldn't want anyone insulting your alt, am I right?

 

Of course, there are certain things one doesn't do. Don't worry though, I'm here to make sure you don't make those mistakes! First and foremost, do not include a rule about profanity. This type of rule would infringe on freedom of speech, and we can't have that! No, encourage your members to express themselves! Who cares if they get banned, they're alts, for crying out loud!

Also to be avoided are rules against spying on other clans - all is fair in love and war! Spying might give you that tactical advantage necessary to defeat your other alts the opposing clan!

Finally, avoid training attendance requirements like the plague. I mean, those would require you to actually organize a training session, heaven forbid!

 

That wasn't so bad, was it? It was? Really? Well, I guess there's no accounting for taste!

 

 

Disclaimer:

DragonOfStorms is not responsible or liable for bans, warnings, decline of reputation, or any other negative impact caused by reading and applying this article. He'll gladly take responsibility for the good stuff though!

 

Sweet!

[spideypool_TURBO 29]

 

The Deep, Mystical Secrets of Clan Rules

 

Every clan needs rules. Otherwise they wouldn't have any rules! We can't have that, can we? Of course not! Therefore I have endeavored to explain the intricate details of Klan Roolz in this article. Enjoy!

 

First off, your clan rules are important. Therefore, we need them to be noticed. The best way to do this is to use the biggest font size allowed, and a bright color, preferably orange. Cyan works well too. Extra credit if you use a catchy font like Comic-Sans! Obviously, remember to avoid spoilers, as nobody ever opens spoilers.

 

Now comes the fun part - making up your rules! The first one should be that members must obey the game rules, because EVERYBODY does it. Most of them also include a nice little link to the game rules, too. Add a link in yours... But not to the game rules! After all, who actually reads that stuff? No, your link should go to the classic trollface image, or perhaps some random meme. This will display your unique sense of humor, and keep your rules exciting!

Next, you should definitely add a rule allowing yourself to choose who gets the gold during training, as this will let you actually get a Gold Bil! You might also add a condition that the best clan member will get the gold, as this will allow you to justify taking that precious Gold Bil while praising yourself! Genius, right?

Another important one is the respect rule. Require praise twice daily from all members, visitors will be impressed by how much your members love you! Until they figure out that all the clan members are your alts, anyway. Be careful not to extend this rule to other clans, who cares if your members insult another clan? Besides the other clan, of course. Finally, it might be smart to add a stipulation that your members can't mock each other - you know, in case anyone actually applies to join your clan. You wouldn't want anyone insulting your alt, am I right?

 

Of course, there are certain things one doesn't do. Don't worry though, I'm here to make sure you don't make those mistakes! First and foremost, do not include a rule about profanity. This type of rule would infringe on freedom of speech, and we can't have that! No, encourage your members to express themselves! Who cares if they get banned, they're alts, for crying out loud!

Also to be avoided are rules against spying on other clans - all is fair in love and war! Spying might give you that tactical advantage necessary to defeat your other alts the opposing clan!

Finally, avoid training attendance requirements like the plague. I mean, those would require you to actually organize a training session, heaven forbid!

 

That wasn't so bad, was it? It was? Really? Well, I guess there's no accounting for taste!

 

 

Disclaimer:

DragonOfStorms is not responsible or liable for bans, warnings, decline of reputation, or any other negative impact caused by reading and applying this article. He'll gladly take responsibility for the good stuff though!

 

nice XD

[r_beef-stew0 104]

setting up clan practices

 

clan the n00bs

[ctb]

 

leader

how did i get to this rank

 

 

 

members

 

your mom

the best worst player

i am the worst player

wait what is this

who am i

 

rules

blah, ​blah, ​blah, ​blah, ​blah, ​blah, ​blah, ​blah, ​blah, ​blah, ​blah, 

​blah, ​blah, ​blah, ​blah, ​blah, ​blah, ​blah, ​blah, ​blah, ​blah, ​blah, 

​blah, ​blah, ​blah, ​blah, ​blah, ​blah, ​blah, ​blah, ​blah, ​blah, ​blah, 

​blah, ​blah, ​blah, ​blah, ​blah, ​blah, ​blah, ​blah, ​blah, ​blah, ​blah, 

 

 

practices

practices are every monday tuesday and thursday at 3:30 pm utc

 

 

ok so make note that they are scheduled times and i put the utc so you know exactly when. the utc is found by subtracting or misusing your timezone number

Edited April 25, 2016 by r_beef-stew0

[BLASTER872 1,892]

How to set up a practice:

So, in DOS's previous article, he said you should NOT set up a practice, god forbid! And he is right! In most circumstances...

See, when a generalissimo joins your clan, what do you do? Pretend to be PRO. You've got all of these "wars" won... You need to have practices to go along with them!

 

Now you may ask, won't he not be able to join? No problem! Since all of your other "members" are recruits, you and the generalissimo should make recruit accounts for the training. Log onto all your accounts simultaneously, by using links such as cheater.tankionline.com, and use each of them to chat! The chat should look like this:

 

BLASTERALT: Hey guys!

GISSIMOALT: You guys are all recruits? How did you win so many wars?

DevereEdwards1: Skill.

 

Of course, that's only when you get a training scheduled! So how do you do it? You reply to the topic: "Hey, sir gissimo! How are you doing? We need your schedule!" Don't even think of PMing him. More convenient? GET OFF OF TANKI! TANKI IS FOR HARD-WORKING PEOPLE AND NO SHORTCUTS! Anyway, to get back on point, if he asks you whether you have the rest of the clan's schedules, say yes! After all, they are your alts. When you get his time, here's what you do:

 

You schedule a practice immediately. Hey, he is on right now, am I right?

Do it by replying to your clan topic. Forget a group PM or anything.

 

Ex:

 

Clan "We Suck" [WS]

(nobody mind what the logo says, made by Zenith101)

 

Leader: BLASTER872

Coleader: TheWorstGeneralissimo

Members:

DevereEdwards1

Vovan_Hacksource

RailgunPoweredTanky

SarfarazTheGreatKhan

AltBot

GetRektSkrub_i

gidoway

 

 

Allies:

We Suck Worse

 

Reply:

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT TRAINING RIGHT NOW

 

 

If the generalissimo does not come, blame him! He was on a few minutes ago... Wait, did he reply, "I leave?" Report him for idiocy!

 

 

I hope you enjoyed the fifth article of Clan Advice Column. And seriously, these tips should be used.

Edited June 23, 2016 by BLASTER872

[BLASTER872 1,892]

So that MEAN MEAN MEAN gissimo left, right? Well, who cares? Because today, I'm going to teach you HOW TO RECRUIT!

 

First of all, if you want to recruit, you want to let people know about your clan. However, people may chat useless things when you are recruiting! So there's the last-resort common option of spamming! Of course, you may get warned for spam! So learn the "warned for flood' rates and spam without activating it!

 

You should do your spamming recruiting in the EN1 lobby. Gissimos hang out there. And you can't have a clickable link in battle, so EN1 is the best option!

 

Now, you need a catchphrase. Obviously, "please join" or "its a new clan i need members come to my clan" won't work! So try something like this: "The best clan is the clan you're about to join. Here's the link: en.tankiforum.com/index.php?showtopic=fakelink."

 

If they don't join, get your alts other members to taunt them! Hey, you know what they say, XP is just a number. So who cares? These recruits have the same say as other people! That's called "peer pressure", folks! Wait what... peer pressure is about the same level... whatever, cuz these guys are WAAAY more noob than WS!

 

Want to see an example?

 

AltBot: Bro you on druggz? Not the TO ones... whatever, just join.

DragonOfStorms: Nah...

BLASTER872: You horrible horrible person you need to join... stop being noob... Any gissimos want to join?

F1ASC0: Dude, what that Dragon guy said, ofc not. Plus I'm already in a clan.

gidoway: You kidding me? You almost have to join.

DragonOfStorms: No way man. I'm not joining a clan called We Suck. No way.

BLASTER872: Whatever, we don't need you. *adds them to WS*

 

Oh, and if you don't get anyone to join? No problem. Just make it seem like it. Add their names to your clan page. Mission accomplished! Now they must be JELLY of WS! Oh... that pesky problem of them not confirming? Just SPAMMM all the posts so the mods won't bother digging for it! You solve the problem of "No, I'm NOT in the clan."

Edited May 29, 2016 by BLASTER872