[Forum Game] Riddles/Jokes

[SalvadorSTM 20]

Becuase 1h 20m = 80 mins

[r_St.Evergreen0 3]

Becuase 1h 20m = 80 mins

Most people in my class didn't get that joke.

[SalvadorSTM 20]

lol these jokes were all easy

[Junksauce 0]

1......

 

wrong, it's 2/3

[RiseOfCucumber 651]

LALALALALALALALA LULULULULULULULULU LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LILILILILILILILILILILIL LELELELELELELELELLELE

[SalvadorSTM 20]

1......

 

wrong, it's 2/3

 

2/3 of 1.5 is 1....

[r_SgtJ0 2]

Theres 3 birds on a clothesline' date=' 2 flies on the roof, How much are left on the clothesline?[/quote']

1 ^_^ :mrgreen:

[russia102010 14]

Theres 3 birds on a clothesline' date=' 2 flies on the roof, How much are left on the clothesline?[/quote'] 1 duh

[russia102010 14]

riddle: whats a gray mammal with a trunk?

 

hint: its small

[Raaish 26]

Its small.?Um Elephant? :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

[r_PhantomMeat0 20]

a mammoth :-)

[r_AdvocatusDiaboli0 861]

You are going to die, You have enough balance in your mobile phone to make one call. But you only have two choices.

 

Your Mother,

Your Girlfriend/Boyfriend.

 

Who will you call?

[chriswu 25]

You can catch it.

You can lose it.

You can hold it.

 

However, you can't throw it.

 

What is it???

[russia102010 14]

a cold

[chriswu 25]

you cant hold a cold

[r_St.Evergreen0 3]

You are going to die, You have enough balance in your mobile phone to make one call. But you only have two choices.

Your Mother,

Your Girlfriend/Boyfriend.

Who will you call?

My boyfriend because my mom doesn't care about me :lol:

[EmDawg2247 2]

A man and a lady hate each other. "If you were my husband, I would put poison in your coffee." the lady said. "And if you were my wife, I would drink it." the man said.

[russia102010 14]

??

[chriswu 25]

You can catch it.

You can lose it.

You can hold it.

 

However, you can't throw it.

 

What is it???

 

It's your breath.

[r_St.Evergreen0 3]

Punctuate this sentence:

 

A woman without her man is nothing

[TheDeathly1 1]

Punctuate this sentence:

 

A woman without her man is nothing

 

A WO Man without Herman is nothing.

 

 

LOL is this right??

[russia102010 14]

A woman without her man is nothing.

[russia102010 14]

I corrected it right? you said right?

[russia102010 14]

?

[ORANNIS 1]

How abou;, What do you call a fake noodle?