Have you ever been in trouble before?

[Agent101us 310]

Haha! Do Nerf darts count? :b (I've actually gotten in trouble for that lol)

Or being on the Tanki Forum.... when you're supposed to be doing school :ph34r:

<_< how do you get in trouble with THAT!

Use a BB gun next time

[SuperMegaBig 123]

<_< how do you get in trouble with THAT!

Use a BB gun next time

xD. I liked to try and shoot as close to my sister's head as possible without hitting her (innocent intentions really) :)

She didn't appreciate that.... Mom made me stop.. It was super fun lol

Edited May 3, 2016 by SuperMegaBig

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

 

The Exploits of a Delinquent Rock Revealed!!1

 

Primary school:

 

- Picked the locks of the school building, opened the door and there was a teacher standing right behind it.

- The school changed the locks to number pads in an attempt to make the building more secure; cracked the code.

- Snuck into the computer room at lunch with a few accomplices, switched the cables of the keyboard and mouse of each computer with the one next to it.

- Turned on a computer near the front, opened up a PowerPoint presentation I'd made earlier and put it in slideshow mode. The first slide was the school's normal desktop - clicking (to the next slide) would make a virus window appear - clicking again would turn the screen black (really it was just a load of black slides).

- Incompetent school teachers saw the computer, didn't realise it was on a PowerPoint slideshow, tried to close it, saw a virus window, clicked and then the screen went black. Headteacher called in an IT technician from a local business, who pretty quickly discovered what was going on (innocently walking past to observe him press the 'Esc' button and the growing look of consternation on the headmaster's face was pure gold). Headteacher got mad, but never found out who pulled the prank. Hehe.

- Dug a tunnel under a weak point of the school's wire fencing with another guy, where we spent a few lunchtimes sneaking into the back gardens of neighbouring old people for fun... but got caught when people started to crowd round the fence at lunch to watch our exploits.

- Hid under the desks of my classroom with someone else, we were using metre rulers to whack the legs of anyone who walked into the room. Teacher walked in, we only saw legs. We whacked.

- Broke all the tips of a tray of coloured pencils off because I wanted to use them as bullets for this mini slingshot thing I was trying to make. Got caught, was forced to spend a few hours sharpening them all again.

- Met up in a wooded area of the school grounds with my friends as part of an organised fight with a rival group of guys in the year above (badass pls). Teachers got tipped off, they arrived at the scene to find nobody - because we were all directly above them in the trees overhead, not making a sound.

- and many more equally sensible exploits by yours truly!!!11!

 

 

Main skills acquired since moving onto high school - excuses and distractions to get out of homework which have been successful in the past:

 

- Flick through folder as teacher is coming round to check as if you're just getting it out - teacher moves on and forgets he never actually saw it,

- Ask teacher a deep and insightful question about his/her subject right as he/she is about to check whether you've done homework,

- Insist that teacher had set homework for the next lesson - rely on the probability that at least one person has written down the wrong lesson as the day the homework was due in for - when the teacher asks everyone to check the deadline they wrote down, someone says that they wrote down the deadline as the next lesson too, therefore seemingly corroborating your story with what is really just circumstantial evidence,

- Hand in a random sheet of paper pretending that it's the homework, then sneak into the teacher's room the day after (when he/she isn't around) to replace it in the pile of unmarked work with the actual homework which you've now completed,

- Use the fact that your house got burgled and your laptop stolen to your advantage - pretend that you didn't have the facilities to print or download said homework, conveniently leaving out the fact that you borrowed a perfectly good laptop as a temporary replacement from a friend,

- and many more!!11!

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: PM me the rest? :lol:

[BlueDragon_tamki 3,204]

The Exploits of a Delinquent Rock Revealed!!1

 

Primary school:

 

- Picked the locks of the school building, opened the door and there was a teacher standing right behind it.

- The school changed the locks to number pads in an attempt to make the building more secure; cracked the code.

- Snuck into the computer room at lunch with a few accomplices, switched the cables of the keyboard and mouse of each computer with the one next to it.

- Turned on a computer near the front, opened up a PowerPoint presentation I'd made earlier and put it in slideshow mode. The first slide was the school's normal desktop - clicking (to the next slide) would make a virus window appear - clicking again would turn the screen black (really it was just a load of black slides).

- Incompetent school teachers saw the computer, didn't realise it was on a PowerPoint slideshow, tried to close it, saw a virus window, clicked and then the screen went black. Headteacher called in an IT technician from a local business, who pretty quickly discovered what was going on (innocently walking past to observe him press the 'Esc' button and the growing look of consternation on the headmaster's face was pure gold). Headteacher got mad, but never found out who pulled the prank. Hehe.

- Dug a tunnel under a weak point of the school's wire fencing with another guy, where we spent a few lunchtimes sneaking into the back gardens of neighbouring old people for fun... but got caught when people started to crowd round the fence at lunch to watch our exploits.

- Hid under the desks of my classroom with someone else, we were using metre rulers to whack the legs of anyone who walked into the room. Teacher walked in, we only saw legs. We whacked.

- Broke all the tips of a tray of coloured pencils off because I wanted to use them as bullets for this mini slingshot thing I was trying to make. Got caught, was forced to spend a few hours sharpening them all again.

- Met up in a wooded area of the school grounds with my friends as part of an organised fight with a rival group of guys in the year above (badass pls). Teachers got tipped off, they arrived at the scene to find nobody - because we were all directly above them in the trees overhead, not making a sound.

- and many more equally sensible exploits by yours truly!!!11!

 

 

Main skills acquired since moving onto high school - excuses and distractions to get out of homework which have been successful in the past:

 

- Flick through folder as teacher is coming round to check as if you're just getting it out - teacher moves on and forgets he never actually saw it,

- Ask teacher a deep and insightful question about his/her subject right as he/she is about to check whether you've done homework,

- Insist that teacher had set homework for the next lesson - rely on the probability that at least one person has written down the wrong lesson as the day the homework was due in for - when the teacher asks everyone to check the deadline they wrote down, someone says that they wrote down the deadline as the next lesson too, therefore seemingly corroborating your story with what is really just circumstantial evidence,

- Hand in a random sheet of paper pretending that it's the homework, then sneak into the teacher's room the day after (when he/she isn't around) to replace it in the pile of unmarked work with the actual homework which you've now completed,

- Use the fact that your house got burgled and your laptop stolen to your advantage - pretend that you didn't have the facilities to print or download said homework, conveniently leaving out the fact that you borrowed a perfectly good laptop as a temporary replacement from a friend,

- and many more!!11!

 

damn that's badass

Even though this caught my attention

- Insist that teacher had set homework for the next lesson - rely on the probability that at least one person has written down the wrong lesson as the day the homework was due in for - when the teacher asks everyone to check the deadline they wrote down, someone says that they wrote down the deadline as the next lesson too, therefore seemingly corroborating your story with what is really just circumstantial evidence

most of my classmates try to do this a lot

[Penguin40 1,714]

I said "a million times" earlier. Time to explain.

 

Actually, I'm an extremely quiet kid. I'm no such delinquent kid everyone wants out of their school. BUT, I have problems. That's why I get in trouble. But, I have them no longer. However, I've never been in such trouble as detention, or expulsion. (I was sent out only to "fix" myself, to try and calm myself down forever, in 4th grade).  

[marc.jp_44 20,837]

Yesterday, I did the stupidest thing. My friend fractured his ankle so couldn't chase me down so he through a chair at me but missed, I went "ha, you missed!" and I was holding onto a table to jump over the chair and I tripped on the chair, brought the table down (with two people's folders/textbooks) and fell onto the floor. Then my teacher thought I was trying to be funny so told me to meet him at lunchtime. I didn't show and he didn't care ig.

[LOLKILLERTOTHEDEATH 1,921]

Yes, absolutely, The only thing I literally do is get in trouble. 

 

And that's why friends its best to be a 5 mile radius form me because any closer and you are extremely prone to accidents.

[Bydo 20,138]

when in high school i use to skip gym all the time cause i hated it ...

 

and yea i did get into trouble or got blasted at for others ..its life and it still happens

[mydoom.exe 5,154]

I'm homeschooled now, but I got my fair share of troubles and stuff to share.

 

Let's see...

 

 

 

• So there was this one classmate I had who had the knack of making me believe everything she said (I was 3rd/4th grade, stop teasing me already), and one time, she told me that the middle finger is just a finger, with absolutely no evidence to say how it's a bad sign to make. So, being the obnoxious little kid I was, I show it immediately to my teacher. I don't remember what happened after, but it probably wasn't pretty.
• In 2nd grade, maybe, I watched ET: The Extraterrestrial. Great movie, except I picked up on the part where Elliot calls his big brother a d*****bag. Perfect timing. I tell that to my Dad the next morning.
• There was this fat kid in class who drooled a lot and lacked good grades my friends made fun of a lot. I, being a really obnoxious kid, joined them (shame on me, I know) and soon enough, I was the ringleader. Eventually, I teased him a lot before a class (if you're watching this Albert, I really am sorry about this) and then we started fighting. I beat the nuts out of him then started crying on purpose so he got in trouble. I looked like a complete angel, so the teacher believed me.
• I got beat up once for a really stupid reason. When I was in 3rd grade, this guy tried to be friends with me in the absolute worst way - he was a freaking troublemaker who tried to get people to follow his every command. I, being the naive brat that I was, decided to be friends with him, and things went along generally quite well. Except if you count the time when I told on him when he tried to set fire to the toilet paper at school because he's mentally ill or something. Then the 3rd grade teacher I had at the time, really nice lady, gave me a Bakugan toy that apparently used to belong to the guy mentioned above. So, he cornered me later in recess, hit me a few times in the stomach, and took it later on. Now that I look back, I probably should've let him have some too. x3
• So a few friends found out that the fence separating us from another school had a hole. They then proceeded to go across the fence and tease some poor little kids. Thing is, word spread really quickly, and the next time they did it, some teachers from the other school chased them out. One was fast enough to escape, the other guy didn't. Ah, fun times.